Chump Line
Featured audio clips from The Howie Carr Show's Chump Line on Boston's Talk Station, AM 680 WRKO.
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Chump Line Tuesday May 21, 2013 - I Do Believe In Global WarmingOur favorite message on today's chump line was the cowardly lion saying I do believe in global warming, I do believe in global warming,I do, I do I do believe in global warming.
saying that though the last fifteen years have -- had a mole global warming no global warming I repeat. -- I don't mind -- global. I don't -- -- -- -- CA your prayers to Pope Al Byrd tonight before you go to bed. You're in -- one other thing about global warming I did Obama's. Ascension. Is it is a religion after all his ascension. -- would be the day that the seal level began receding. And now we're being told that the global warming is worse than -- is this another error lot ID by a -- -- Our war well this climate change -- pretty. And are there you see it that Hollywood. Would have given me and are there. If global climate change it work that we do so quiet. As it didn't. Well that I would change it. -- -- fever it's in your pants when you see them assumes they suffer from room service. Look on the bright side. Global warming -- -- metric that you have watching how people -- Good point. I don't think. I'm not they have not a rickshaw kind of guy. How we 55 degrees in Charles town with east winds freezing. Yeah I think it's dropped about twenty degrees today since we went on the we -- on the air. Another more global warming here in my -- here at 9 eastern Massachusetts. So -- she's out Hitler or he or she is out of that the -- Tennis match. And they had they just having a hard time us staying it's staying warm. It's like us on remote two weeks ago in the exact same thing and we need to run into the cars during commercial breaks to heat up well. I was the global community to work for global warming That's a good way to. Exactly. Exactly. Another way to what is summaries of this in the first hour cold weather anecdotal -
Chump Line Monday May 20. 2013 - Umbrella
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the sarcastic question what do you think would happen to a US marine who refused to hold an umbrella over the President's head?
don't believe I ever -- -- that movie. To a seventh says John Kerry's first -- what that the first best purse -- best advice -- ever. Yeah that's what it that's what John Kerry if John Kerry were telling the truth of graduates advice it that would boiled down to. 123456. Words worst I've looked at the purse. -- and say what an honor it is to address today's graduating class. Secondly. How big of -- back lot at the graduation giving away free speech -- magnate as well I think copies of my new book get it. Let's by the way in the exit network by the state. Rifle man for you know now. Today it's ripe old man is my new book hit man is coming out in mass market paperback though any day now. And up by the way my first book Brothers -
Chump Line Friday May 17th, 2013 - Arab Spring Water
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller saying there was nothing wrong with the foreign student hanging at the Quabbin Reservoir after midnight, they were just getting their Arab Spring Water.
did it when it thought that that would just be doing the Arab spring water. Or it was midnight at the oasis or there's another song to that they're using the guilt Patsy Cline song. I go out while in after mid. Anyone of there's probably a million more songs we could use. See -- yourWhy did it one -- so that they would just enjoying the Arab spring water. You shout. -
Chump Line Thursday May 16, 2013 - Virginians Not Virgins
Our favorite message on today's chump line was the retort that Speed Bump aka Suspect No. 1 was not with Virgins in heaven but buried with the Virginians.
even more bizarre is that she weighs approximately three times. What that Deval Patrick for boss does and after the after the press conference and that he could be seen. Giving Europe piece of his mind.through. The but Shamus the dog is if she didn't know. That Barack Obama Haiti in the box so today she's writing a really blame column for the New York Times even by Gail Collins standards. Let's try to come up with some positive thoughts about the recent political. Fortunes of the Obama White House . Nobody in the administration has been caught driving the candidate with Bo the dog strapped to that car world. Somebody throw for real interest you know maybe -- yeah exactly I mean. Let's basketball or Seamus safety chambers were still around. What would you prefer would you prefer to be right to Michigan on the roof of a car would you prefer to be eaten. Car unbeaten through. -- It is a public school . There because yeah. I agree I -- -- Deval Patrick will soon be the next attorney general according to the Chicago sun times. We're gonna be just fine. With 161000. New IRS -
Chump Line Wednesday May 15, 2013 - Poisoning The Water
Our favorite chump line message today was a reference to the potential terrorists at the Quabbin Reservoir, the water supply for Boston. - they are trying to poison our water because we won't drink the kool aid.
Because of I don't know it well one reason because he demonize Mitt Romney and got away with that apparently some of the demonization was that was. Accomplished by a by going after his supporters. With -
Chump Line Tuesday May 14th 2013 - Illegal Revenue Supplies
Our favorite message on today's Chump Line was a caller redefining the IRS as the Illegal Revenue Supplies after the latest story about the IRS profiling certain groups.
ago they decided to do away with with the word the phrase illegal aliens . Now you have to call them undocumented Democrats I think it is that you know just news justice. Just to be politically correct that this is the war -- -- to get they get their phone that their phone records score -- But he by Erik Cole but if -- it you know for the Eric Holder was his concern with. Mexican drug cartels as he has with the -
Chump Line Monday May 13, 2013 - Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Nixon...
Our favorite chump line message today was a cover of the classic Christmas Carol Its Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas. Our version was dedicated to the recent spate of Nixonian uses of the IRS.
correct. In the Nixon White House we heard the president in the United States on tape saying use the IRS to get back in our enemies. I'd behaviors that we rise in the limelight when Arnold was smoking gun went awry and you haven't -- I think everything here is -- are a lot about President Obama . You can -- -- varieties of -- that say yes but go ahead and you know a lot about President Obama and I think the idea that he would want the IRS -- for retribution. We have no evidence of any such thing -
Chump Line Friday May 10, 2013 - Obama Lied, Navy Seals Died
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a new slogan for Benghazi: Obama lied, Navy Seals died.
haven't heard before. The that the moon bats moon bats of the Democratic Party are pushing -- Warren to run for president . Which should be the future be the first native American president. Windshield no way ballistic Calvin Coolidge at native American blood but he was are Republicans so it doesn't count finally cut Benjamin -- force Campbell he was. He -
Chump Line Thursday May 9, 2013 - Certificate of Uselessness
Our favorite message from today's chump line was a riff on the proposed certificate of homelessness as a form of ID for voting. John Kerry called in to ask if he could get a certificate of uselessness.
not get it again. They're afraid that we're going to be. The Deval Patrick was asked about the stake. This the of this the American illegal alien. Coming back into the country after being deported. 65000. -
Chump Line Wednesday May 8, 2013 - Ben Gay or Benghazi
Our favorite message on today's chump line was a confused caller who wanted to know why there were hearings on Ben Gay as opposed to Benghazi and were they going to discontinue the ointment.
later than it makes an awful lot of its -- just ask Ted Kennedy's should aid. Areas trial. And that that might help them perfectly correct. Aaron. -- -- -- -- -- Exactly they they not
