This is the Chumpline from Monday, January 4, 2009.
“…if he's going to build -- Don't you know there's there's a swine flu pandemic. He's gonna need a lot of hands sanitized. Saw a lot of -- sanitize. …”
Max Robins TV Guru and Vice President of The Paley Center (formerly The Museum of Television and Radio) will be with us to answer all of those nagging questions about your favorite show on the boob tube...
“…one around there's like more part of blue bell ice cubes that swine flu when I know. -- Michelle how we won't be tired emotional the things that space -- I make your next quickly Ike. …”
Changing Your Life- Nov. 28th
“…yet people -- flew right out there saying that it probably is H1N1 because the seasonal flu. . Isn't really out yeah it was area yeah yeah so you're getting sick right now he probably have it he well men …”
“…as a pig today on now and I think she's got the swine flu now. She called earlier in such as a fever of 103. Just just terrible I guess she's also state that somehow she …”
The H1N1 swine flu virus is now the predominant flu strain worldwide, although it shows no signs of becoming more virulent and continues to produce mild-to-moderate symptoms in most people, the World Health Organization's flu chief said Thursday. Have you gotten your flu shot?
“…came on the press today. To Sebelius. And got short that the swine flu. . It's coming but not to the first of December -- like the other the big that this do flu shots you know it normal flu shot the -- has soccer anymore. They're just can't Jenny as an age when mark. So if you people that really need …”
“…Have you tried to get a flu shot yes. …”
The GDP rose at a 3.5% annual rate in the third quarter, the government says. The White House credits the stimulus plan for the growth, which unofficially marks the end of the recession. Are you optimistic?
“…haven't and I know they have a shot lead to take care swine flu do they have a shot for bush to arrangement syndrome. …”
Ten US citizens - seven soldiers and three civilians - were killed when a helicopter crashed in western Afghanistan, it said without specifying the location. Do you think that President Obama is dithering about Afghanistan?
“…Declaration of emergency in connection with the H1N1. . Flu outbreaks period in the United States this is not a reason for. …”
The Chumpline from 10/14/09.
“…com. Rock and pop. Or even elementary school students tested positive for swine flu oh my god. Oh my it's the end of the world today apocalypse. Is here Armageddon. Back kids throw people to kids …”
Max Robins from the Paley Center in New York will call in to answer all of your questions about the boob tube.
“…bed for insurance purposes you know. -- my god. Then it's a swine flu incubation center well where we've got how we did. I I I don't know if you got my memo but monkey business …”
The daily chumpline from 9/5/09.
“…pushups. During breaks he will be hospitalized for -- for probably for swine flu legionnaires' disease. Dips theory who won't bring coffee any kind of communicable diseases down there on that floor. …”
John Kerry wants 20 million to lionize Teddy
“…succeeding WR zero. -- resurgent indicates that if you get a seasonal flu shot. You may be more likely to get H1N1. . We're just chatting about that's what we're talking about the Hyatt thing how do you feel about the firing of those workers …”
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