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Chump Line 8-7-07 |
| Published: | Tue, 7 Aug 2007 |
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" There's an idea. The colonel be happy to protections -- crack house tour."
" I don't know how much. To junkies have credit cards yes they do with -- somebody else right because they do robbed them."
" You know that little -- that -- and then you do. They get a slap one of those terrible at math problem I might have bad days. So at least."
" Yeah like well I think that would that guy in Providence who killed a cop that's what they did they him. That's not a bad idea"
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" I can't wait for the bombs the call -- Have offended by the fact that they keep calling this guy a whole -- me."
" Hours where he picked the ball -- tickets -- England. When you build -- case you know -- yeah."
" I got a shock a couple of weeks ago Charlotte was after me to change the change a couple of light bulbs that are -- She forgot to tell me that -- broken one of them. So there was still like alive for -- still you know she never taken it out with tweezers or anything so I just that the lightbulb and that's part comes down there. Of course I dropped the light -- it broke. And so I really I you -- Charlotte."
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" You know without I think about it another depressing place I've lived that makes me evict them other than the basement is the is the trailers I've lived in trailers for school years in college. That's a very depressing it's like living in us are being --"
" If you say this animal and -- that he wanted. Children yeah I'll kicked out of the concessions Mario."
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" Colonel hot that I will be at the Ipswich chowder fast. Next month on September 15 on Saturday and we will both be there so you can see as both together the Crennel judging him. Yes he has he's judging from whom I'll let nature system under way now he's looking he's looking forward to a that we just received an email from the of one of the organizers that I. It's going to be a big day."
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We will be joined by singing/songwriting duo Brewer & Shipley who are probably best known for their Top 10 hit, "One Toke Over The Line" (1971). They will be playing in Framingham this Friday night at the Amazing Things Arts Center. The funny thing about B&S is that while "One Toke..." was being banned on radio stations across the country for its lyrical content (my how times have changed), and Spiro Agnew specifically referred to them as being "subversive to America's youth," the song was being performed on the Lawrence Welk Show.
“…just entertaining ourselves one it'll copy out. And -- the first ValueClick Carnegie Hall we open from Melanie. And there were no -- and it has on course basically ran out of songs and president record company -- when it came backstage and so you get a record an -- well we're working hard to argue government. So we …”
“…Yeah I did did your -- did you record company says it may be gonna have a problem with this song. …”
It is Police Blotter Fax Friday! You can fax (617-779-3467) or e-mail your funny police/accident/crime stories from your local papers to Sandy. Make sure to include your name address and phone number on your entry and if faxing that it is a copy and not the original! If Sandy picks yours as one of the two big winners you will win a fabulous prize!
“…And others -- a story from -- at least you found a high school students are facing felony charges after trying to buy school lunches with counterfeit money. Police were called the school after 214 year old -- paid cafeteria workers -- bogus ten dollar bills. They arrested juveniles following an investigation determined the pair had at least fifteen in fake money. They'd only distributed account to fill built by counterfeit bills with in the high school why when you make it make it twenty colts. …”
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