Police Blotter Fax Friday 3/19/10

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" Friday my -- credit. Police -- thanks for letting. Story is. The two winners will receive in the lease price -- what will they received this week."

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" These other runners up they do not when the lovely T shirts and caps up the first one is from Tacoma Washington. Tacoma police are searching for a man suspected of stealing a money bag any Safeway the incident happened. A little before 7 PM. A bag containing several hundred dollars from a sixteen year old girl scout who was selling cookies I've read that the call -- in years staff officer mark says -- that was essentially robbed right near studio today admitted. You're the mastermind of this nationwide could."

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" Okay this is apparent that this is a headline on this one it's from these Somerville journal. Tarot cards vomit lead police to suspect. Sanath Somerville detectives followed up on a pair of vomit stained glasses. To -- well dressed man who broke into a Curtis street com. And left behind the terror card and his court documents from my drunk driving arrest the day before."

" Vomit stained glasses that happens more than you would. Think he has a contestant on the all American city of Somerville. For a lot of don't regret to say as a former resident yeah."

" For a lot of -- John dossier was fed up with the water bills source for -- del mobile home. He thought they were too high so his solution he torched the place firefighters found the mobile home and thirteen hundred block of southwest terrace. In flames he didn't damage the neighboring homes but his place was destroyed he doused the place of ghastly limit within moments the home which she owned exploded. He may have ban. Intoxicated at the time."

" You have a problem with what -- it's in the it's his own home right."

" The -- is not Clinton reach early on until Sunday afternoon as long and collect insurance on and I don't have a problem and it but you know I mean as long as he didn't hurt anybody else nobody else Osama called. It did create an eyesore and next the mobile home next time so you know I mean I had to been really pleasant for them -- I -- were -- he would have an issue of that. Westfield city firefighters rescued in nineteen year old from an island in the middle of the rain swollen Westfield river. Fire and police emergency responders were called the young man identified as Tyler McKay and his friends. Took a video camera out. And he got on the river get anything else so well using a child's play pool is a lot of craft the insisted they -- video recording each other doing stupid stuff. As sun posted on the lab the pool is freaking stupid and they tried to talk him out of the act but they couldn't so."

" The air insert -- rescue -- I was drive alongside the Charles River and I don't we have ever seen so much crap for down on today -- matches this disgusting it looks like the old days."

" Police -- Florida's Palm Beach County received two and I I want costs remain acclaimed assailants for trying to kidnap him and all Joe's Jose. Armando Rodriguez wanted was a free ride to Miami."

" He's from West Palm Beach by the way. He's not."

" I don't -- that it says Palm Beach County is dollar says dear being so deface them it's a big county could actually spur more likely to be from Riviera beach. Police found Rodriguez standing by interstate 95 waited a he's a lot of Palm Beach by the way the Miami man told police two -- put a hood over my -- brought. Sure sure he got tired of waiting for his friend and then Nina thank you hit terrorized. Lynn. Palin great grandmother seriously mauled by her extended families -- Remains under medical lots while the city's animal control officers search for the -- and hopes learning -- the dog has been vaccinated against rabies I'm gonna guess now. She went to visit her great grandson she repeatedly knocked on the door but nobody answered the door is ajar she opened it. He brown so what did -- answer them rather narrow pit Bull Terrier. Lunged at her throat snapping its powerful jaws insular skin was last Serena from head to -- with their right mind opens a gore. I stay with us and allegedly abandoned house in land. This guy David a its name is the -- with LISC IO is the guy eroded the daily item. He really got into it I mean he did he really very. Descriptive terms. But the -- oldest knock me down the hall proceeded to bite me I was shaking like a lead by new I would die aimlessly got the dog off me. She's -- is now recuperating in her apartment I don't even know pulled the dog off -- bleeding badly the skin was hanging -- mile land. -- can you imagine. And nobody knows who on the dot I mean does doesn't hurt nobody knows who owns the -- that a surprise. This is from Bangalore. Officer Jim how certain Chris Blanchard were in the area state Essex street when a woman yelled to them from pine and State Street -- identified as one of the -- Bad bosses told the officers just -- just shot her bus. They eventually tracked him down he was trying to show a friend on the bus. Then he had day's pay three to seven magnum."

" Didn't someone else you were killed in the state last weekend somebody was just trying to tried to fire Oregon into a house in the end up shooting the guy in the head. Never gonna go away for probably 2530 years as well head -- 21 years old."

" Well Reuters a Russian couple having sex on a car parked in tiny garage have died from carbon monoxide poisoning. A bit vodka was involved in a sense of a man and a woman retreated to their Volkswagen to have sex most likely the lovers turn on the engine to get a -- swagger. During a moment of intimate closeness the pair and held aghast and died. Many Russians keep their cars in box like iron garages near their homes which snuggling in case their cars. -- are right these -- the torn parted the vodka text editor of Volkswagen's. These are the two winners the first one is from Ottawa citizen. Police have arrested a 29 year old woman whom they suspect is responsible for hit and run fatality. After a mechanic found a human nose jammed in the undercarriage of her car. A twenty year old man was hit and I know they had a check and she says she hit a deer she thought and it's. And now but then they found the nose just -- antigen and that you're sure that's not a geek. The other winner is from -- bill Vermont a one legged man and his alleged accomplice god god I. -- I've. Got -- was a one armed man -- camera stuffing items in to demands empty pant leg. Police say Craig workman and misty okay."

" Have to be wearing the do the wooden leg to make the Apollo would like to make that work. -- into appear leg doesn't sound like they thought this thing out very well there -- cop by store surveillance cameras taking products and putting them into Craig's -- empty piano playing."

" But he wears double legged pants unfolds the right leg up fasting and at the end so they weren't known to seven -- think anybody witness. --"

" Good thinking fifth thinking. I -- they -- to fight Al Zarqawi today another exciting episode police blotter fax Friday. This case. Next week the two guys who were tried to steal money in the if you can't -- gonna try to buy a Volkswagen. Woman and a guy. A Volkswagen in Russia it's for sale cheap. 18774694322. I'm Howard --"