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Chumpline 3/16/10
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Chumpline 3/16/10

Published:Tue, 16 Mar 2010
Description:This is the daily Chumpline for Tuesday, March 16, 2010.
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" I just shot. Good news for Barack Obama is gonna give me the news. Doctors got there was -- goes through more than Barack Obama. That's -- news."

" They what do we care premiums are going down 3000%. To. --"

" Kids who get their insurance through the workplace how many people get insurance through their job right no we don't -- your hands were Democrats. Are well a lot of those folks. Nor employer it's estimated would see premiums fall by as much as 3000%. Which means they you don't raise. Wow."

" It's. I don't know what you -- it would probably. But you know what I called my congressmen. -- you know who that is. Did the market."

" It's almost us. Much of a fool's errand this calling Barney Frank I would say."

" Also a predictor girl over many future polls slow you want not to go all -- your -- My brother's soldier. Are pretty good shape bothers you a little bit -- soft stuff saved on a few with a pages --"

" How did he know that's what I did I was downstairs in my office and most of the Brothers Bulger books were so. Had been on the floor when the flood arrived but there were looks like a little fining get a little swollen woman up and they don't but not all of whom -- that way so there were few left so widely autograph that I did I did I said. -- to Viktor V Korda of quarter custom builders that's in Wellesley Massachusetts thanks for your help during the flawed. But his nephew was there -- so I gave -- A copy of the Brothers Bulger and I give more Whitey Bulger magnet to did you just before I don't know a bill. I am going to get I am going to war give him some war here on -- repairing my idea. -- four boards which I certainly need that might you know. That's their reward. Well or it's irrelevant to are they gonna get paid him Brothers folder for that as well not no they'll get paid they would get paid in also like to thank. Scott Bauer from BNP glass which reduced me to victor Korda whose bailed me out tonight -- literally bail me out. Bail water out of my basement and also like to thank."

" How we had a good pick up the other day I sort of the right station I during the -- not good -- evolves the upcoming house."

" He's referring to another one of -- promises here. -- Barack was telling another sad sob story -- you can judge the veracity. Simply by big decisions this part of detail what he's about to tell."

" She did everything she could. To maintain their health insurance that would be there just in case you got it because. She figured I don't wanna be that he wanted to position where did you get -- somebody else that's picked up detect the jets go to the emergency room that. That the cost would be shifted on. Folks through their higher insurance premiums or hospital charging higher rates when she tried to do the right back. And she's -- for deductible. Last year to remember. The highest possible lit up."

" She popped her deductible to the minimum imagine -- How man I mean I didn't understand how great this health care system was that the Barack was proposing more than 3000%. Cuts. And people are gonna be upping their deductible to the minimum. Wow why wasn't just this explained to us Marcia Coakley might be the senator from Massachusetts if he had it didn't. Made these points clear when he was up at northeastern two days before the election in January."

" Parties is that -- how starred in congress are you have to do its proposal bill. So -- Barack Obama some leaving the white house of delegates and new budgets in October 1."

" Party would be punished first such -- a manager stake. CIA you know he he would be demoted. By Nancy Pelosi the dominatrix. Of the House of Representatives. -- access -- something I read somewhere today there was a good life there was quite a west crude in The Washington Times those -- good the dominatrix of the house."

" You're always -- boat got the State's budget 3000 --"

" It went in a landslide defeat did that only Barack Obama can do through that. Kind of magic trick."

" But the good okay it'll march 2009. When Hillary and Barack Obama was concerned about was I thought it bracket. I'm just okay."

" You'll miss those days I would to UN say much you think I missed those today CVB he filled out his bracket and Carolina one."

" Once again I like to thank the good folks to show. And then overall wonderful breakfast."

" Candidates. Have their data might check yeah right and they can continue to Cuba for an Olympics did."

" I think my washer and dryer will be working again tonight I'm gonna watch Gandhi away one with those other coffee stains on my shirt and."

" Okay children now if you -- Heard good things you concerning Apple's gonna do we lose our business was good news content. In no amount of AP he's going to a terrific look with a tremendous boost."

" George Bush was running around the country. Saying these sorts of nonsensical things that the mainstream media would be averting it's clear. Night after night after night if you heard this anywhere what did you hear anyone else bring up -- 3000%. If you -- to anyone else bring up the upping. Upping the deductible for the minimum. You know. They they won't embarrass this guy it's like they won't make any jokes about a month late night TV or they won't make many jokes about like what bush. They Jay Leno still makes more jokes about George Bush that he does about. Barack Obama --"

" Getting into -- go to bed you know stay safe should have been nice -- blog I mean. They're gonna let us -- probably don't -- you don't make Obama give access so."

" Mr. President but we're gonna have a wet T shirt telethon. For all the victims of this terrible storm."

" We're Obama had the -- for both as -- there man not rabid but he won't do it. So no they don't let me yet good -- and blue. -- parents can back up back on shady deals which is."

" Yes he has."

" When it comes to health care reform and the congress call I have to say is -- Bad bad bad -- somebody mad."

" What's gonna say may I have another sir. Okay one more we got one more. Or maybe not. All right."

" 600 pound woman sets weight goal. 1000 pounds -- Simpson forty to a -- leverage New Jersey already tipped the scales at 600 pounds. But she won't be satisfied. Until she's -- up to 1000 to grab the title of the world's fattest woman. That's why she's gone on junk food Jihad. But Simpson is given herself nearly two years to hit the millennium mark she earns her child bucks a whopping 750. Clams a week. With a website where men and pay her to watch her eat fast food. Boy that's sick. That is that talk about a perversion. Offload fetish a fast food fetish. I love beating and people love watching me eat Simpson said it makes people happy and I'm not harming anyone. About those of us we're gonna have to pay her medical bills I don't -- and sweet things doughnuts are my favorite she said she's also fun to burgers and Fries I'm but I'm sure you're surprised to learn that. An important part of -- 121000. Calorie a day diet and she carefully avoids exercise all carefully avoids exercised. Simpson already who holds the Guinness world record is the fattest mom 532. Pounds when she gave birth in 2007. She says her boyfriend Philippe eggs are broad and eggs Benedict I'm sure he said he would like it if I was bigger he's a real belly -- And social."

" I'm flying method can thank you for calling have a car you can."

" I can't believe I read that story that was sickness. I was one of the sickest stories Everett since the guy in -- fox -- merited dog a few years back. All right that's it for the chump like that it -- line is the recorded voicemail message service about how we car show you can call leave a message it -- or the day or night including weekends the -- number. If you like to leave such a messages 6177793469. Today's show plan has brought you buy lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor need to log -- to lumber liquidators dot com."

" Students. Man up then there's this -- weigh in on I had spent that desperate college in the -- can open up these young poets get out there where things. Given to an -- go to bed you know they -- combat com blog I mean they've got a look at the problem they'll put that you don't make. I'm like you were there."

" Yes sure giver so -- John Edwards by the way ABC."

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