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" Definitive that was impressive. I remember there was this dopey guy. Who was this state rep later became a state senator -- be used for Marlboro Bob Doran. Anyone -- to work for Mike Dukakis in South Dakota. But make him -- suffered 1988. And then he came back. All I could say was you betcha you -- everybody was looking -- Is this guy lost his mind you should see you bet your. Eventually into my word for -- senator from South Dakota for alarm telling you now after about two or three weeks it just becomes ingrained. The guy in the my column by singer of the voters could be angry that this guy was gone for two months working for this idiot Mike Dukakis you betcha."

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" Especially after dark. But that's when he gets in the trouble we just ran him down the you know in the in the hallways in the capital -- that's just. A bad thing. But the he did used to have a couple handlers were probably used to work for the -- on the house speaker George the very end here at the state house. I believe he's passed on -- there was another guy from Springfield who just died very recently -- Said he would be sent down whenever there was a problem in Rhode Island now now who's left. Steve Smith the other brother in law. Willie Smith's father I mean he's he's warm -- you know there's there's nobody left to walk us through two. The key."