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Aunt Zeituni
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Aunt Zeituni

Published:Thu, 4 Feb 2010
Description:President Barack Obama's Aunt Zeituni admits she illegally overstayed her visa. Instead of obeying the law, she went to a judge in 2003 with a bogus request for asylum. She was turned down. She ignored the deportation order and instead filed an appeal. She was told again: It's illegal for you to stay. She's still here. Should Aunt Zeituni be deported?
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" Walk in the 877469432218774694322. That's a toll free number of how we car show. Today is of course the day we've all been waiting for for 57 years it's Camelot emancipation that. Yes and it's about two hours or so. Scott Brown former state senator Scott brownie is now resigned from the Massachusetts state senator I am without representation in the Massachusetts State Senate. -- But not for -- actually amber happy about the way it's worked out. He will be sworn in as the 41 Republican in the United States senate and for the first time since January. Of 1953. There will not be a Kennedy. Or Kennedy family retainer. Representing and I were used the word loosely Massachusetts. In the United States senate."

" My heart feels like an alligator hub -- years again a -- has been feeling like an alligator all. I had done practice I'm positively reptilian. Heading into this Super Bowl weekend here. And it's not because of them how big game and it's because we are free. Free at last. Free at last good god almighty we are free at last. All right I have been on the mountaintop."

" Touch it's great. 187 and by the way this evening we hope to have the poll before we leave the year of tonight. But apparently one of the province TV stations has a hole coming out. And though should say that it patches Kennedy is it's it's having some problems with Buddy Cianci. A guy who until recently was mauled by his Mumbai. In the Bureau of Prisons to -- we hope to have that whole. We're at those poll results later on August the going to reveal them at 6 o'clock time on one of the Providence TV stations. Will try to get that word two US soon as we can. 18774694322. That's the toll free number of how -- car show -- like going on today not just Scott Brown swearing in be. -- legislature. Is in session on Beacon Hill and guess what the house is gone today they have passed. An amendment. To the texting ban bill. The way do. Banned all hand held cell -- it's now again this is not been passed by the Senate and mistress it's just an amendment so far but. They -- roll call vote went through about ninety some opened a forty something. So that's that's something to watch out for we talked about this the other night that's a problem with going after texting you know you may you may not think texting is a good idea but. It emboldens. These morons. In the legislature. Two was two to go after hand held cell phones do one now if that's what they've done here this afternoon. You may have just heard rush say this is a new development to -- token speaking of people how can you missed them when they won't go away. Barack Obama is now gonna give an exclusive. I'm you -- I'm putting. Quotes around that can't see it on the radio but I am an exclusive. Interview. To Katie -- before the Super Bowl. Yet another reason to avoid the pregame. Hype and festivities. On the super ball I'll tune in right around that time to kick off what is it around six when he threw something like that that would mean more he would stop doing your -- on a daily basis exactly that's -- I mean it doesn't mean he exclusive doesn't mean anything when all you're doing is giving one person. One person after another one media organization after another and exclusive interview who hold the belief cheers. Go away go away absence makes the heart grow fond."

" I think everybody here. Excuse. All -- members of the repressed order different carrier turned off your CNN your box and you're. Picking up to just turn off the TV well I recently bought thank you and just go talk to. Folks out. -- There being in this great chamber. Where the topic is constantly politics. The topic is there's politics it is the it is much more never go to your job. My conversation focused on. How are we going to help people demand a conversation about how is this the."

" That's when it helps -- is leave us alone start get your hand out of our pockets for starters and I stopped trying to tell us what the -- Get this guy uses a teleprompter for a for six -- by the way he really did screw up big time today and Osama you give me grief is. I mispronounce words on occasion usually -- for a -- boards. Either but I'll tell you one thing one thing I have never mispronounce this form and."

" One such translated. -- Representatives of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do. All around the world and maybe Cortland christianity -- what are. -- What country. After my operation she says I will pray for that country. And in -- the corps members are all about good corps member and -- The United States of America. "

" I guess he doesn't know much about the US marine corps."

" But I don't know how to pronounce -- and I and I know how to pronounce the US more agreement for. -- Okay. This high -- tell me again how smart this guy has tell me again -- always a real genius way where are. I wanna see is SATs. I wanna see is ally SATs. I wanna see some papers he wrote. -- Segment. My goodness one it's. A I am a comeback of the liberal in my next life plays just like get a free ride I just wanna get a free I wanna biblical people. I wanna be able to do all the things that liberals I -- only insult to any group there is mispronounce everything and still be considered a genius and a person and a wonderful person. And not be a packed you know. I don't want who -- who want to be Trent Lott when you can be Robert Byrd. Who wants to be any Republican chief of staff when you could be Rahm Emmanuel and call people bleeping recharged. And then my and then just him laugh it off it nobody ever -- just a couple yeah right he's a play -- right he apologized all right yet you don't know. No Republican would've ever said that because they know they would've been fired this guy's one of the beautiful people so we can get away with it. It's just astounding and now this -- a -- moment. -- again -- I know I'd probably say this too many times but can you would imagine. If George Bush."

" used. The word -- month. Twice. I believe we did use it once."

" He did not calling all Ford when did he say when -- he -- corps -- was early on -- our club and Iraq Cornell Ford the time people you know I never made. He was just tired -- and -- founder."

" Do it but you know again will you ever see this on MSNBC will you ever see this on CNN world Katie cork ever put this on her pathetic newscast which nobody watches anymore anyway. Now the answers now you'll never see this again except maybe on fox. And the Internet and talk radio that's the only place shall have heard just like the 57 states. 18774694322. That's the toll free number of the Howie -- sure if you like to join us. Will will tried to go live to the swearing in of Scott Brown wanted to curse -- that happens at the right time you know again we're what I could. Could happen at the top of the 5 o'clock hour but I -- about it you know these guys never really Iran time. By the way too we also have something else here he will be sworn in today by a Joe Biden. Now I I know -- give me grief by Michael in the movies but you know what I do know what that some of the movies are anyway especially of a movie grosses a billion and a half dollars or whatever Abbott park. Has grossed. You -- reason I love avatar because it's gonna give Rupert Murdoch's so much money to go after the New York Times. Avatars profit I was remiss today on the Internet is one point five billion dollars so far. Not unlike Etsy and I don't care I might get you know I don't cure what it's a much -- people in in my gonna go to the movie where the bodies in and blow. That's just that's one of the rules I don't really loving I don't go to movies with -- everybody's talking and an English accent and I don't go to movies that are were everybody's painted. Where everybody is hated blow. Okay that's a little -- role sort of movie going to me. But I'm very happy that it's a successful movie because it's given Rupert so much more money. Two -- used to drive a stake through the heart of the New York Times somebody pointed out today on the Internet. That that. Rupert made a billion and a half dollar which is to fox movie Billy that's the profit a billion and a half dollars in what a month and a half. The New York Times last year had net revenues. Of 2.5 billion and they lost money. That's why -- That's why they had to borrow money from the Mexican billionaire Carlos slam. And now they had a pin number they got a 14%. Though you -- batter better rates -- in some places. 14%. And Daiei is so so there this is a good thing that avatar is making a lot of money in my opinion. But can you believe that that the vice president of the United States apparently can't come up with the name of the movie. And mediate hey you know it. It's mention rather frequently in all forms of media these base."

" As a matter fact we do. And -- I think in the when the odds on charity children go with me but is it's. This. This this this new program that I looked at wish I -- seen in 3-D. Can you sit there and you watch this science fiction. Saying unfolding in front of you guys have attacked avatar -- do you should. Imagine -- overwhelming. Everywhere person or some other really good ones out there but I predict -- one."

" And he couldn't it does anyone think he went to the movie called for one thing he called it a program how well how many times your dirty one -- movie a program. -- care remember the name of the movie. Right 1877469432. Almost something you saw bootleg copy -- or something just wish had seen in thirty days. He isn't. About Dennis Miller last night they were asked him as he was on without Bill O'Reilly in day. Can Bill O'Reilly was -- as it was a setup line obviously music would you think of the Academy Award nominations we said. I was hoping that the John Edwards porn movie was gonna be listed in Schwartz subjects. I was pretty good 18774694322. Again that is the number the toll free number if you would like to listen to the show on the Internet you can always do so go to our website which is how we car dot com how we cart dot com. Click on the live audio streaming also what how we cart dot com you can take part in our daily Internet poll question. She -- what is today's poll question and one of the results thus far. Should not continue be deported. Absolutely. Yes indeed. 88% say bye -- tuning. It's a Tony she's having a hearing today I've figured you know we can't really talk about Scott all oil bay -- we've been doing a day after their -- get to Scott you know when he's sworn in their maybe if something happens or there's some kind of an toward delay. But there's there's other things we can discuss live -- Tony would be a good place to start here today. She is say answer Tony of course is beat. Beat the act of the president of the United States Barack Obama she's an illegal aliens living in a public housing project in South Boston. Then -- she is -- is she she could she is claimed that does she should be considered as a political refugee. But of course that there that's that's ridiculous there's no reason for to be considered a political refugee so now she's appealing yet. And they they're not they're they're having a hearing behind closed doors today. Why in secret mrs. Michael Graham one of my colleagues at the Boston Herald. Because anti soccer reveals every embarrassing -- that amnesty advocates and open borders liberals like Tom Menino -- balls. And Governor Deval Patrick -- overall are trying to hide. The most important being that illegal immigrants don't get that way without doing something well illegal. The answer Tony admits that she illegally overstayed. Her visa. Instead of obeying the law she went to a judge in 2003 with a bogus request for asylum she was turned down she ignored the deportation order and instead filed an appeal. She was told again it's still legal for you to be here she's still rare. It's a Tony donated 260 dollars toward nephew's campaign for president which is against the law by the way because she's not a US citizen. How against -- why is it. Remember when the president launched his unprecedented. Attack against the Supreme Court during his state of the union. His complaint was that foreigners might donate money to influence US elections. It is simply impossible to stay in this country illegally without committing other crimes like tax fraud and identity theft. That's right always drives me crazy when the talking about giving up. Giving illegal aliens credit for Social Security quarters they work while committing identity theft. If you or I commit identity theft where dragged in the federal court and sometimes sentenced -- prison. But he illegal aliens are gonna get the quarters recorded on their wrestler have to their Social Security benefits which by the way is the next thing that's gonna go belly up. I wonder what we're running out of money for Social Security."

" But it's not illegal stuff that -- Tony's doing that so outrageous it's what she's apparently able to do legally and openly she's shamelessly and happily living and pass. Taxpayers subsidized housing intended for citizens and legal immigrants. Is there some -- American veteran living in a shelter because she's got this apartment into Tony doesn't care why should -- balls in the Boston Housing Authority don't. It now she's back in court using taxpayer resources with -- another bogus bid for asylum. She says she can't go back to Kenya because of -- on quote political turmoil. Sorry lady but if that's the basis for appeal nobody would be allowed back in the White House and Scott Brown's election. Answer Tony puts -- and chase puts collide the old canard -- all criminal immigrants are here to work she gets a -- deepened from a city program along whether -- housing. In fact is the Center for Immigration Studies point Saudi illegal alien households are far more likely to be on the dole but the average America. She also highlights the app obvious truth of The Heritage Foundation study that our twelve million illegal immigrants and by the way who -- twelve million. The -- go by twelve million a day driving to work. Our 82 point two trillion dollar net drain on the taxpayers over the course of their lifetimes. All of which ignores the most obvious and -- questions wire Boston taxpayers in Massachusetts taxpayers. Stock taking care of the -- of the president of the United States. She's got a millionaire in the family right now one who also happens to live in public housing. He's got Rome so. Instead we got another secret behind closed doors deal it's almost certain to keep the taxpayers on the hawk for another illegal alien. Mr. President here's a problem you consult with a single phone call get your. DC -- hey how about Nebraska. Call it the Ben Nelson version of immigration reform we pay for their Medicaid old Omar page for your brain that's."

" Can't believe it. The president of the United States has an illegal alien yet she's she's she's and she's living in public housing space usually she's on welfare. In that great. That is in his brother lumber -- dubbed I guess I should just be happy that his brother his half brother hasn't decided to come over here or go on welfare to like all the other illegal aliens. But he eleven and a box. In Kenya. When all this how it didn't he just say some but when he was talking about sportsmen that we had everybody has to help people. How much charity beginning at normal -- 18774694322. Trivia -- a two week. Continue to remain here in the country on the -- illegally. -- your next with how we cargo ahead tug."

" Good department behind closed doors hearing is an example. Of Obama's pledge of transparency at all costs."

" right like the conference committee report on the health care belt."

" You got it and then he's always hectoring -- football we're not generous enough and we don't support other people. The F lifted a finger to support her or her brother."

" I know or hurt his brother her and her brother -- yeah. I had no we offered -- tell Ted Kennedy died we were trying and in August we were trying to set up a a boat ride for her down to what Martha's Vineyard right now we're."

" Work very well on the further folk called up and volunteer to go to those -- itself while -- fix Iraq. Let's come with a respectively and the Camelot we gotta get rid of Patrick. Electorally speaking but can -- you if you vote for in -- convicted felons."

" Are you kidding me -- what about Alcee Hastings be former federal judge who was who was impeached by the house and convicted by the Senate. He's he see he was gonna be that chairman of a committee while Americans over our congress in the intelligence committee asset out. Alcee Hastings he was set up by EIH Paul recalled the undercover FBI agent who was also a gangsta."

" It's a state just keep one thing in mind of Joe Kennedy making noises about how -- things Scott won by -- from. If you start coming out of the woodwork to run for senate. Get a hold of the column food Miriam has station O'Grady is written in The Wall Street Journal Op Ed about his involvement with -- any. Telephone company from New Jersey they're gonna exclusive rights to terminate calls in the eighty. For an extremely unfavorable rate and they were ripping them off and Mack McLarty from the."

" There's there's plenty of -- there's plenty of stuff to use against Joe Kennedy but don't worry Joe Joe does not want to war overturn that stone here Joe Joe Kennedy is he's just. He's another one of these dummies who you know he didn't. He didn't distinguish between what he thought was a joke you'll want what would be taken seriously. But that's easy he's not coming back thanks for the call Todd thank you may be as the sun is coming back and to run for bella hot seat as a Democrat can leg -- polling numbers are just appallingly bad. By the way there's something on John killers -- print up all while on the on his channel four blog. He says that -- Brown's people were trying to get. Like at the -- buy everything here is like a clown posse they were trying together. Deval Patrick yesterday when he was down -- to just take a day trip down to Rhode Island so that that way Tim Murray. Could handle the I am all the paperwork in the swearing in in the photo op. Of of of getting out. Getting Scott Brown's election certified they didn't they didn't want Deval Patrick anywhere near -- a guy as typhoid Mary he's got. He's got lower approval ratings and patches Kennedy does actually said they sit Deval would you mind going to Rhode Island for the day so once you're out of the state seat tambourine would become the governor and we can do weekend I have -- and but that's Emery is anything to write home about remember when when he was being sworn and and it was just sell the may seek it was set with this album Macy was now under indictment said raise your right hand to be sworn in and and that. And to Emery the Pillsbury Doughboy immediately raised his left hand. 18774694322. Tom your next with cowboy cargo ahead Tom."

" no real -- today. They valuable for -- asylum cities saw Bundy north -- of the why else -- all these deadly members keep coming out of the woodwork and -- expects to potentially."

" I know I. You don't just because you don't want I want go back and have to work for a living that doesn't mean you get political asylum where it should mean I think I think you have Obama would be fine with giving the political asylum because you know they."

" But you -- rifles save more than they don't live in the white out -- I don't care people far away from music camp. Thank -- always."

" Thanks Tom 1877469432218774694322. On the Howie -- Hate George WR."

" One 87746943. To do -- from the -- excessive fuel. Or I haven't heard what mr. Obama did -- his Nobel prize money perhaps."

" Could send some of it up here to Massachusetts. For a tax payers a rebate free it's easy to -- incurred expenses housing legal medical. I always love that. Within this as well. How well you're you're so mean spirited you know that illegal aliens can't get welfare. Unless they have an anchor may be. Well that's no problem for most government would be a problem for in these are cool because she's a long in the to. But is this shopping in a -- Tony from getting the free housing. Pop the subsidized housing what is that's not welfare what about this in spite end but she's getting. You know once she gets say if she gets -- asylum. You know if she asylum. If you're political refugee you're eligible for. Every kind of welfare that's why all these these these people coming to this country they wanna get political asylum because they're eligible for welfare. Are the story years ago about the people came over from Vietnam. And they were they got political asylum. In any of that was my days of boat people okay then but then of course Vietnam is is different now. You know they want Americans Americans -- Vietnamese descent or Vietnamese living in America are coming back spending cash at setter at sedar. So these people little political refugees. From Vietnam from their put the alleged political oppression used to go back from vacation it's a on our dime. Well where there are there refugees but they go back routed to in the summer to visit their family and friends and I'm sure they stay in mice so Peltz. That's the same crap is going on here now I -- the only difference being. This is the -- the president of the United States is scamming the system. But what if you jerk in this country have if this is how bad things are that the that you had that the presidency it is an illegal alien whose. Who doesn't even belong in this country and she's on welfare. And she's going for political asylum so she can get more welfare."

" 1877469432. To coach your next with Howie -- going head coach."

" Yeah yeah out this felt they were Obama he treated fairly like dog because the case -- And for political reasons won't go visit his brother they can't throw 10000 dollars and brother's way you're RRR. 8000 -- 100000."

" It says against the facts are just said he'd just won over a million bucks that these so called peace prize from the Nobel."

" Management you know he's kept that money you know what I don't -- a big cap figure I'd be getting in Chicago feeling insecure in your eight kids -- take care are with the money. I've read it out to treat this barely know revisit his grandmother why when she was dying."

" And I -- called is called his grandmother a typical white person."

" Deputy editor for a half hour look I'm the I'm of Obama's white Buick I wouldn't want to visit and -- lovers so much state for a half hour and went back to playing golf."

" If they -- go. Patent that they are sorry but he -- but there are Ali thanks we'll call who --"

" 1877469432218774694322. But of course she can't be held to the same standards as Republicans because she's one of the beautiful people these -- liberal he's a Democrat he supports abortion rights. In a here next with how we cargo -- and a."

" I kept them how Leo good. -- I think maturity is doing the job that we Americans don't want it pills."

" What exactly is she doing for work. --"

" I don't I don't know what I've been unemployed since December -- so I'm willing to do whatever it is he's doing -- I did accounting degree I --"

" Are are you going to you're willing to go down to welfare office and pick up a check."

" I don't care I I wanna do whatever I keep doing. Please put my name it."

" Are you one of the Americans who is willing to do the work that illegal aliens can't be bothered doing anymore because their nephews got elected president of the United States. -- That's gonna hook up which your name on the well let's take a number in. The."

" I have my husband was unemployed for a year and a half and he got a job with no benefits in November and then in December I would wake up."

" But but you know I thought. President Obama said that the economy's coming back why should the Dow Jones is down 200 dead 240 points today."

" Yeah I concede they'll they'll be a lot of -- in the future."

" Yeah. Yeah I know that's why are these why these small business is not hiring but because every day he's announcing he's gonna attack some other industry back to the stone age."

" Ali I applied for a federal job yeah 250. People applied for this one job. They said I didn't have enough point. Meaning I'm -- them not a bad trend I'm not a minority. Then they take that first top five resonate in calling three people bring it to you one job 250 applicants. In the town over from me in new Hampshire at one police opening 77 applicants."

" Well I mean wanna public sector job now only have a you know why would you why would anyone wanna work in the dreaded private sector."

" I you know what. I could kick myself."

" Yeah I mean everybody everybody who's in their forties or fifties is saying to themselves -- those people we thought were lay abouts 'cause they would they got a job by you know -- a bureau fast bureaucrat somewhere there were the ones with the brain's not us."

" I I have. A bachelor's degree and master degree I went to school additional you know what school in my work both it's gotten --"

" If only you weren't illegal alien and all. Thanks to call. Why -- why I -- spot by 1877469432218774694322. And I guess so more unemployment numbers will be coming out tomorrow in -- there's gonna be added together there's going to be an unexpected increase. It's always -- expected you know that. If it's a big if there's a decline on those rare occasion there is and it's expected and it's a sign that. Present Obama's brilliant stewardship of the economy is finally starting to pay off. But if there is another increase another uptick. Then. Then it's unexpected and of course if it's flat flat is the new -- I've actually heard him say that I'm sure you have to flat is the new up here in the wonderful world the upside down world of Obama -- Jim you're next with how we cargo ahead --"

" We say how -- This bailout -- gonna run out of waste the spending numbers which you up because every time they come out and try a different way or another common sense that rice. But you know would kill me -- that the -- not how we would lower voltage outlaw -- the election into a bought a small boat and follows the story. But you don't hear about it."

" Are all won't be mean spirited to follow the story Jim I mean we won't we write about it in the hell does the globe ever mentioned that's Mel."

" Why wouldn't it be here voted particularly on the national I don't know what it's like this what if that camera that's Scott tomorrow. Seven illegal alien. We're -- public how -- you think that would make the most."

" It begs the question answers itself doesn't jump on your -- But there's not a double standard media they actually called Jim. 18774694322. Daniel your next with how we cargo ahead Daniel."

" Howard you think is even a slim possibility dictatorship throughout this country."

" I think there's three -- and there -- three chances Daniel slam. -- fast and none and slim and -- just left now."

" I'm Judy just just stated that may get Barack Obama are retro anchor baby."

" That's an excellent question. Did you like goes beyond -- philosophical almost to -- level of theological. Thanks for the call. 1877. For work they do but laugh about it I mean it's see it's. Unimaginable. And in many in a sane society that this admitted that this would be allowed to go on but we -- a -- society -- look look -- look who's running the society. 1877. -- no one in the cabinet that's ever had a real job or very very few awful. Ended that the time they -- the time they put in in the dreaded private sector of the few -- that have. Most of the time it's been one of these put up deals you know there therein between political offices and they've got to be given some money so they can run for the next level up. On the in the co -- the democratic machine 18774694322. John your next with Howie Carr go ahead John."

" I'm confused about it is step Brothers Kenya. -- like ten dollars a month."

" I was ten dollars a year eight year may not -- This baby was twelve dollars a decade I thought well we'll."

" Well -- what I did you have I was him I'd be saying element number one kidnap target al-Qaeda please bring me back -- and her husband now wants have a side of that happening. Is it easy Pickens I think it's called. You can and such and that's."

" into the canyon witness protection program the -- have to give them a new box somewhere."

" I thought Kenya was a witness protection. It is I don't know I mean you know it no -- about this because he has step Brothers I think it was a brother -- is that."

" Yeah was guy's not a step Brothers guys have brought us I'm happy."

" Yeah that's right -- think that because the other relations are on the country and it's like get out. They'll they'll kind of taken the day."

" Yeah you're right there there's al-Qaeda is embodies in Kenya because they blew up the American Embassy remember that -- Clinton was president."

" That's right now. Maybe this can't find where you live --"

" lot of boxes I'm sure in Nairobi. I got the go you don't have a guy like you know they -- with a have a police manhunt they go they go door to door yeah continue to go box the box."

" So let's I think the Homeland Security -- the boat a swat team at the South Boston. Protector."

" God tell you what that's -- by Bob by 18774694322. And a personal swat team and to protect committee. When there was people were looking for May over there Bob your next with our cargo ahead Bob."

" There are just going to give a thumbs down mandatory."

" You don't wanna pay France's Tony the -- so mean spirited you know why shouldn't why should President Obama he's he's so devoted his life to public service and you're asking of the spread some of his one million dollar Nobel Peace Prize or is 400000 dollar salary around it was me out. Sort of a lot better than he --"

" Well I was actually on the -- portable -- use -- to be told me a corpse and common action Korman so. That's -- to get my vote are you quirks I'm the next course that I walked around pull provide all over the place. The Marines to -- already accords and reaffirmed that."

" How many how many people I've ever heard permit mispronouncing the sportsman that's -- in the second grade with the right."

" Yeah it has how old history of -- or not 120 years more. More metal to monitor up to get into warmer than anybody else and and the more resolute service in this moron -- Portman. Straight towards Scott Brown and I got my hat and I got my shirt and that let's do that again in November at times about 400."

" All you're a kid and I sure hope we can pull it off thanks for the call -- Just stuff 1877469432. To assume at some hats to subdue a couple of people friends of mine and Arlington. They said she will wear to the whole foods store in Arlington right it's 5 o'clock. -- future yes if you hear about a I hate crime being committed -- it would be so -- Saddam probably not lead. Where where it at home for the time being until the feelings are a little less rock 18774694322. On how we car. -- 187746943. Due to what the -- Finish over 10000 today it's lost 260 somewhat point two was just hovering but now maybe maybe it'll make it I don't know -- 18774694322. About it now war until. Camelot. Emancipation. The brief shining moment will be over. A mere 57 years and one month after again."

" You don't get much briefer than. --"

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