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Chumpline 1/4/10
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Chumpline 1/4/10

Published:Mon, 4 Jan 2010
Description:This is the Chumpline from Monday, January 4, 2009.
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" Old Bob Brown and black and."

" But I guess it's -- if he's going to build -- Don't you know there's there's a swine flu pandemic. He's gonna need a lot of hands sanitized. Saw a lot of -- sanitize."

" US authority says I'm just look at my list or read 21%. Alcohol. That's 42 proof -- forward. But he had the the hand sympathizer is what that's that's a 120 proof I believe."

" I'm always got this 3-D your eyes. We've already got the brighter tomorrow the bullet got that corrected. This."

" How would you know I've I've look at every break on the web sites of Harold -- goal there's no statement yet from Teresa Marie. What do we look on the state house news service in the -- of but Teresa -- the president of the Senate has issued a yes statement. He's he -- how we remain in the Senate is going to prison. You don't in the old days. Like when they convicted the Carlo and MacKenzie this was thirty years ago Democrat and Republican they resigned. I don't think they had the thrown out this guy go is so shameless bid and people don't resign anymore you know -- All we LL be out of commission for awhile but what the hell. I don't wanna I don't wanna get stick the state with the cost of a special election saw gonna remain a senator from. We don't live it you don't live in the district anymore coach. You live in Baylor got whose district is that can geez I don't even know."

" Hey Howie I knew he had I felt carbon from Manila Philippines could do that code the code couldn't control and no hint they know is better. From the Philippines they enjoy this I don't quite."

" And Patrice tell me something I don't already know. I'm just hoping that this is the year it all comes to an end. And I go to a better place."

" They have always against Kansas -- kind of look pretty I went and did their first interview. --"

" Always."

" Environments that spoke yesterday act like you're branding on one side and some guys might be it areas -- Bob what about the other side. I can't grant you don't want our problems."

" I'm afraid sometimes that's what may come down to -- of the the path of least resistance you don't wanna be charged with profiling their yet. There's go Lucci get them watching him now off. Let's slow it down slow it down a little bit."

" They cut -- Thanks for your terrorist to a country where November and a voting booths this stuff hope and change your. Hoping for a."

" The break OK. He's paid his debt to society. DP. He's he didn't press. Right public people you know. Better now walk around say I voted for McCain and more these -- people and you know damn well they had a they had a what do most hope and change. Bumper stickers on their car."

" How -- not a big New Year's -- type guy well I just wanted to remind you that. Still a big type -- 365. Days yes."

" I went up on the roof for the building and they have all these up fireworks going off. On the in a coastal waterway and the kids wanted some pictures taken with themselves with the fire that's why did -- that was my exciting New Year's C. The -- touching action and I think for your children that's right. I did I did and than they post them and no one ever thanks but that's that's the way it is or whatever NASA hopes Imus is no good deed goes unpunished for -- another. They'll they'll miss me when I'm gone to a better place."

" More and she says. You and my girlfriend. Two hello -- motivated."

" Well you gotta check out this story. I -- met I didn't know about it today until you people make is no viable. Anymore furious. I'm certainly not gonna read the magazine but -- packets so they gave me this well I know but you you give it to me but I I first heard about it from. And is there was yes the again remember this they told us we were home a fall and we said. Do you legalize gay marriage there's other stuff coming after gay marriage they said we were fools. We were -- gets. And yesterday there was a big story about. -- no evolving paradigm -- Bailey gets I thought I thought incest was going to be the next taboo you know you -- beast reality -- incest or beast reality up. -- But it turns out it's -- a more a more whatever that is. Next monitor people who didn't read the article Paul Leo -- Is win. You have this couple or. 33 people of whatever sexes and whatever combinations get together. And they decide to become -- partners. And they should know they're not asking for marriage bother me if you've heard this before no they're not asking for marriage but. They need some kind of legal protection and so they can. They can visit one another in the hospitals. You see -- something like civil union. This is how it started before I did not."

" The only thing McCain is that there is kind of brings luggage. Check it -- a woman and two kids."

" You know I again that this that was so absurd when they said this where where you're not gonna build go to the bathroom and how war. Before the flight plans. -- yellow look and see if anything did anybody think it through for ten seconds before they issued a press release of I mean again so -- so another words you can go to the bathroom and set off the explosives and our one minute before."

" Let me make this clear. Goal here affiliated with the terrorists network can is already. In an urgent. And and arrogant whip Eric I -- Bill Bennett sure."

" Extremist is actually the word you used those listening to it again in the intro he he refuses to call it's like Deval Patrick will not call in the illegal aliens and illegal aliens they have the column undocumented workers. He can't call at this. Obama -- college terrorist terrorist because again it would violate all the king and into political correctness. Because it's not a war on terror that's such a pejorative term. She calls him an extremist."

" This incidentally quite several that preceded it demonstrates that no alert and courageous citizen right. How far more result in them and isolated extremist."

" An isolated. Extremists. -- what why did they isolate him. In custody. After his dad turn demand. After he went to Yemen. For training. There's a Giamatti."

" How we welcome back Al Gore here we have found. Something else that is detrimental. -- planetary help -- it is on its gift boxes can cause it's cool lotions. On almost every type of metals. -- The manufacturer. Of art is good we can all stop this corrosion but also global climate change. It really."

" It was mighty nifty down in Florida not compared to what it this year but the talking about a half orange and freeze. Drive of the price of us at first fruits."

" I always I don't know if you don't play them guidance because you political many times. -- how do you explain that today you could save us from Florida -- he's got over a week's bloody -- bicycle around. They're greeted by a fatal automobile accident. But these guys."

" There is a fatal snowmobile accident where is it to my stack here somewhere. It wasn't surely I believe. Hell that I put that thing. So much other stuff and now goes -- always been sent to jail or get to it don't worry. It is not it was nice to come back to -- to a fatal snowmobile accident."

" That was your last -- line message thank you for calling out retired --"

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