YUPPIE CHRISTMAS CARDS!!!

" 187746943221877469432. To about twelve hours from now I'll be making my way through the security gate at Logan Airport. I'll be pointing you'll be strip and now be pointing my finger. And my right hip for underwear would you give -- many -- wear underwear morning tomorrow. I'm gonna just they're not -- on the way down Cindy what I do is I wear just sweat pants. You know made that they don't they don't wanna screw around sweat pants. They just they they just put that one there and they don't."

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" And he thought they might finances how they might chances you know dude if they wanna give a throw to vote for the ladies out there while when I go through about supply and -- mom will want to play ball so to speak. Okay anyway one of -- is this is the last day this my last day of the year. Here from the show and were were you using like to do is read some of the yuppie Christmas cards we ask you to send and these cards that come in with these inane comments about what they've done it people bragging about what they've done. There's been kind of an off year in the sense that the economy's been bound but I thought for a while we're going to be fewer cards but I guess I just didn't promote it well enough because we've been. The beneficiaries of some really excellent entries the last few days including some that we got yesterday one of the winners by the way is from look at how we got a -- alone yesterday. But wanted to read some of the runners up here and the two winners are gonna get gets -- delegates to the G and restaurant in Watertown the broadest and a great spread here today. And it's on arsenal road -- Watertown may have great American and Greek cuisine and will be getting you while the gift certificates. After the beginning of the year that these are some of the runners up I'm just gonna read they do have some music for rescinding. Ready to music."

" I'm waiting. I don't buy that but -- camping chooses to turn them in turn it way way down. -- Okay okay weighed down further and further than that. Further than that keeping going down keeping going down. Let me just take it off I don't know I'm just wanted to down I just. It's total loud scene at what I'm saying. Kids had sent down for -- thank you get a -- is that now is that the way news is everybody hearing literally. Yeah well however now -- now there's people thought now this people singing don't we have any instrumental I did okay he hears pressing your life here. We go we we don't have any instrument also. No we don't have any instrument panel okay put junior world will go away with it now junior your job will be this gonna go on for a few minutes -- juniors if you could find some instrumental Christmas music so we --"

" That's stopped sandy we -- that. Okay now this is. This is some local some people here. On Aaron's birthday. Erin became engaged to adjust that and we're excited to announce that the wedding will take place may 22 2010. In the apple orchard off -- TI -- In the apple orchard family news Travis 21 is currently working for the olive garden why I'll. Is he bussing tables are washing dishes. In removing the Massachusetts. We're winding down and we've done brush cutting and now or burning to trim back the driveway that's fascinating stuff -- Okay this next one here. Here's another this is Christmas 2009. From the war family. January found Mike moving to one apartment and Amherst where you live with three friends. He worked a couple of part time jobs in order to earn his rent and money for expenses. After ten months he decided to living at home is a lot easier moved back to -- worries now working at TJ Maxx."

" He's living in mom's basement in other words."

" All that's more like -- like that better it's Stephanie is had a busy year as well. She worked as an intern thing com film festival in France for sixteen days in May White House. Where she never worked and met a lot of people in the film industry she's become a member of sag. Screen Actors Guild. That's such an exclusive -- organizational. I am a member of the Screen Actors Guild I must remember to put that in my next Christmas card. She's been an extra in several movies she was so busy with her extra work that she gave up her job. And Abercrombie and fed should chestnut hell. She's now packing and moving out to California. We attended several Red Sox game this year games this year. We were fortunate to be invited to the final Red Sox game of the year against the LA angels on October. Yeah me in the game when they lost because at Papelbon got -- that Bob -- his throat. -- wanna brag about being a bad game. Okay."

" Here's one this is from this is from Middlesex County. Most challenging events of the year. Our oldest lab ever Patagonia passed away on March 30."

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" Okay this is for Moret in Portland he was at the he was he's this isn't a winner none of these are winners. We earned it this is from Debbie. We're thankful Henry is doing well his kidney is holding up going strong and even though -- isn't on dialysis yet. He's moved up the transplant list and let's hear it for you won't stop the transplant list. In this you know like a person learned to -- Henry has a not -- reasonable question. Henry is a personnel -- low -- out how to -- my -- is a pet or shall I say you one out and about fifteen year old lab the next thing you know -- Henry's got. Dialysis. Dear friends and family happy holidays to all we had our usual hectic critics and excite an exciting year. We had a very fun summer as we decided to join the local swim and tennis club. Wow I don't know how much more of this excitement I can take he joined the local swim and tennis club and summertime also brought Cape Cod vacations. In September. Finally began first grade. We then all iiroc pirate that's what it says like thyroid -- virus. I don't know if you as a twin brother named thyroid or not. We all spent Thanksgiving at the -- a very nice time to relax. Here's one. This is from Ludlow Massachusetts. We live in a great country that has had the collective faith to elect a bright young man with new ideas as our president. This is from 2008 actually arrived too late for last year's contest you'll read you don't hear too much about Barack Obama and this year is. Editions of the Christmas cards. We -- we can share we can do our share by joining in his optimism for bright brighter days. Oh yes my coffee and sugar they're going to go sky high and it doesn't hurt to store few cases of wine and even some hard liquor in the basement. Your line about Fella part. All of us troops in the only serious I'm -- that's what it says they're very optimistic that there's that stockpiling scooter should compiling Swedes and liquor. And -- her case they run out. Are we afraid to not to think in a -- eastern seaboard any without. A after six months with no cable T the only network stations -- came -- and pulled the plug on Comcast I listen to my music now and NPR all wanted to analogue surprise that surprises me. And I'm still hooked on all currency spam I thought she gave up cable mushy at seaspan."

" Happy holidays. This is remark Caron. And the voice. Well another year has come to a close. Yeah it's funny how that happens and now is that time to reflect and share our memories of 2009 -- family and friends. My career has taken a slight shift less time in one day one more time to us to present for peaceful playgrounds. Peaceful -- No dodge ball allowed at peaceful playgrounds. I did get lost in Kansas. Oh sort of Dorothy and talked out. I'm not making any of this option -- and it was a bit stressful once home my purchased the GPS."

" We've been busy remodeling our bonus homes are bonus homes. We first updated the back house bathroom for our new render as of November that's interesting to note especially since I'm not the rent there. And we have finally started out our new cabin kitchen. Yes next on the list is another bathroom. Thanks for sharing power what else -- we got."

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" Hi this is now he's my mass media right now how did the -- here. Yeah I turned and started middle school. Of those I did -- original we went to Disney world with. Family. We -- for two front teeth and I'm a fan. We David. Okay you have to wipe them microphone nine have been spitting all right. Back in January. That he read a matter of time. They ran all the whip through the Disney World products and we had fun this. They Rhode Island then why did you go deep they ever went that cost me here."

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" Okay this is from. Betsy. And Mike. Our year of 2009 started off as normal with -- coming out for a few days of veggie. Ending led his dad and grandpa are all over HE -- best -- half Acre for spectacular views of the Colorado River. Our Lake Ontario bass fishing which used to be spectacular has deteriorated almost nonexistent. I was waiting for mention of global warming and Al Gore but that was not the day. But at least the blue -- obliged by betting on both sides of our -- We're gonna better frame of mind this holiday season than last as we lost -- ninety year old mother at the end of the year. This is the last paragraph the equivalent of a PS. However. Our memories of her so strong and warm as she was one exceptional person. We're glad we had -- so long and we'll never forget what's her name. I put. Here's one this is a Christmas letter. This year we decided to do something different for our Christmas message. We wanted to create a top ten list of questions. What was the best sports event this year Red Sox -- the Yankees five straight. That was very early in the season you may recall. What inspired you most this year. Presidency. Of Morocco involvement yes you guessed that. What aggravated you most this year are they stockpiling food to -- all about star of the right to where you. That aggravates attempted to -- these overall. Runners up. This is from. For Bernard didn't somebody else. We spend my 45 birthday it up caught in the magic kingdom at Disney World. In Orlando where we experienced the most incredible thunderstorms imagine that a thunderstorm at Disney World Clinton during the marathon all of girls' father who's running. My third party down an -- but it is still in June Bernard learned that after two and a half years of monitoring. His lung tumor remains benign. Yes let's inherent firmware and tired. And no longer has to be assessed. We started 2009 and Marie T Mari -- us. On the flight back to London we both had a chat with HRH Prince Harry. HRH you probably don't know what it means is you're not you're not a beautiful production likes. Bernard. HR that means his royal highness. -- HR in which Prince -- so what's his royal highness. I'm more here we -- more common. Let's say look. All this is from a this is from -- and academic family. What a year and we started the year is many did with concerns about the economy. PSU I don't know if that's Arizona State University or apple latch and state university your wife."

" responded to budget cuts by throwing all of its employees. Including the Deans and coaches. Will what did you do you guys do what -- and Erica. Being working at a university. We responded to the challenge by reverting to some habits we learned during graduate school. -- you'll learn so much in graduate school Eric took the opportunity to. Right to our representatives during each of his furlough days and marched -- peace rally. Like you can't make this stuff up folks you can't make it up. Okay here's another when -- multiple pictures gonna say I'm not when he's on the Lebanon Caroline thing. This had to be the best family travel yet have a in February we needed we made another fun weeklong trip to Disney world in Orlando photo."

" You're a party and nobody invited us I'm telling you now in April assembly trekked to the -- to the amazing all the Plano with Peru where we explored the ancient -- fortresses. Thought -- the fighting could play pottery. I'm through the clouds to the Inca trail and the -- the city of my two. Did they go looking for the UFO's nearby there. We -- and native mail go figure a median male behold my name and anyone. In June we met with our good friends to Claris is in Athens Greece and join them on their sailing yachts. Did they run into each RH -- all -- you -- GM. Food. At the top of the mountain. And 22 years to the day from their first wedding. Carl completely surprised -- with the remarriage proposal. With Braden Katie and Ryan waiting nearby take part is ring bearer maid of honor and best man respectively. --"

" All right here are the two winners here that two winners this is from mother one of the winners this happens from South Burlington, Vermont. -- family and friends. Well another year is slipped by so fast that hardly seems possible. That we will be in the year 220 -- In January Ernie and frank took their annual trip to Reno. One had a great time was like Disney. Frank won about 2500 dollars playing quarter -- now."

" At the end of July frank -- morphine pain pump implanted in his body. Morphine -- pump implanted in my body -- I never thought dementia in July at the same month but I never thought to mention it my credit card."

" Your credit card if they might Christmas card excuse me. He is at the point worth further surgery will not help so far does reduce the pain level about fifty to 60%. He's not hitting the button enough it's only reduce if a morphine pain -- is -- your paid fifty to 60%. Hit it more often flying and I can't take anymore please stop for all the animals are doing okay however. We're running out of time Indiana on what -- puppy is getting quite old in dog years and often has trouble jumping up and down from the counselor and a morphing from. Okay I'll only be absolute number that's a winner that gets Fijian gift certificate we come back I'll read these last winner. 187746943221. Howie --"

" The other women are gonna read this quickly you talk about a tale blow here."

" The end of June Terry told -- could no longer afford to keep me on full time operating was and pay me. We moved to a smaller house and Escondido. It saves this 500 a month -- Ralph is able to right and carpool begin to work the end of may Jennifer had a car accident and totaled our car as a result she has no car lost her job -- place to -- she's now back -- looking for another job. Shortly after we moved to a new house we call the paramedics about Ralph again he couldn't get out of bed to go to work in the morning and as the day one I just got worse on November the ninth I went urgent care since I hadn't had a bowel movement in about four days and thought I'd get a better get a -- ironic -- want to treat me because my history of colon cancer and simply."

" The ER where they put some expirations of I was blocked almost all the -- got to divide your guidance. They admitted -- to the hospital and started freely within them as I discovered I had a bowel obstruction. I spent a total of eleven days in the hospital. Very --"

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