Chumpline 12/21/09

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" All right are you kidding it is the Christmas carols and hope and change. I don't know about that other methods that Bennett. I don't know about hope and then the post these. -- And then Harry Reid. And socialism -- our spirits will be bright. I US constitution and do things which we fight poke you back -- you have thank you went all the way. I don't doubt that whoever they don't let that slip away."

" He makes it seem like victory was achieved the last evening our choice they early this morning. I think. The vote went the wrong way -- that it was a good sought."

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