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Chumpline 12/17/09
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Chumpline 12/17/09

Published:Thu, 17 Dec 2009
Description:The daily chumpline of 12/17/09.
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" Of the entire program or if you're west of the city in the Boston signal has faded out and it has faded out and west of the city for surely -- the sun's been out for almost an hour. You can always listen to AM 830 WCR and AMA thirty WCR had. Also what how we cart dot com recently partnered daily Internet poll question how we poll is brought you today my along auto the Cadillac of Cadillac dealers. Featuring an outstanding selection of new when pre owned cadillacs homers and sobs. Visit online at long auto dot com or in person on route nine in south broke. Cindy what is today's poll question and one of the results thus far."

" Should marijuana would you vote. To make marijuana legalized. No I would not 63%. -- no."

" The with the reason we ask this question will get two and a moment here as a as our topic in the next segment. California. A ballot initiative to legalize recreational marijuana use in the California has received enough signatures to place before the voters next year. A field poll conducted last April showed 56% of registered voters in California. Support legalizing and taxing marijuana. No more a -- it's great that taxes but you know we're gonna be a heavy prices to play when not you know you already have enough people dropping out. Tuning in turning on and dropping out as -- Timothy -- used to say -- that only can you need more. Reasons to I don't begin any more substances made available. Two was to destroy people's incentive. -- we're already have a government that's in charge of doing -- Alright. The -- line is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie -- you couldn't call and leave a message in any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- number if you like to leave such a messages 617779. 34696177793469. We may or may not play your message. At this time each weekday. Today's -- Linus brought to -- by lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators. -- top."

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" I don't get it sending a trowel on Harry Potter. Okay. No name given for the -- all. I was kind of surprised that the call -- some -- that read like a column I was surprised that someone did the the columnist didn't just make up a name. And attribute it to the local residents."

" They go boy you really -- Coke and -- fiscal year bonus from the federal government means. They don't spend that money by the end of the fiscal year that they've been budgeted. This case Kennedy thought -- but it's good biggest aspect here but Peter in -- This here they get homeless. Help."

" What can I tell you I've never worked in the public sector. Much to my regret."

" They've always been great on how well remember it's only fallen twenty -- satellite of the bird. -- more like if I were six foot we've been -- if you were you -- he told Goldberger."

" I'm just reading the story I wasn't there that night. I didn't call up the bird expert I've just. Pass along a story I saw on the Internet. Blankets recent it was when he torrent is -- I was two feet trying -- deployments when I thought it was well I've wasted say the wingspan that's what it said the story that the -- and it -- work for him different is tall and didn't stated that that was its wings fan."

" Because there really big birds we used to Alomar on a house in Florida."

" Realty. You've never seen one. I don't think so I've seen a couple -- but not too many I tell you -- the -- I see a lot more in our hawks I saw Hawkeye was comin' one was coming up from one of the book signings on on Saturday for I was coming up for -- data. Yeah and I saw one on one I saw one flying along side -- we're 128 I wish him all the time now it's great I love to nine at a live out in a state police -- sound off the -- they're always flying out of there."

" What about about -- but let people have put it that his daughter got."

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" I don't know whether we're even -- hundred a month I'm not a heavy footed guy I never have bad mainly because most of the time when I was a younger and I would have been more. Probably better and greater tendency to be heavy photo I always had crappy cars are really crappy cars."

" Oh good drug deal go though would work goes birdies. And -- we. They're mid ninety's. Might get shots like more on who you know. Orange grove school and those scoring so Sox."

" I don't think that's what happened in Quincy that's a nice sawing but I don't think there's too much connection to reality."

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" This story is really bringing out everybody's best musical instincts."

" I don't want to get me wrong I don't care what buster when it does Texas he is the royals stood but -- it. If you wanna know what he is I felt how nice and normal votes -- it."

" I think Texas -- pot. Sorry about that for this guy knows hello -- let's just say that is it's you know. Well well what -- clamp but no he thought school was the -- upon. Him but he had a lot of money. The unlucky viewers just look at the feed his family image you know that's how we get the oil."

" It's kind of got enough woman to put out a calendar they go -- some of that war. Revenue."

" Jason mere joke about tiger what was the difference between Tiger Woods in the Santa Claus -- I don't know what. Ciento only has three whole whole -- Yeah oddly enough I chose not to put element -- And JJ called Levin has a -- line Joe somebody else and boy jokes go around fast don't they even faster here in the millions now that we have the Internet."

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" All -- convince this global warming is real you can -- how cool -- staying --"

" Good -- to a source of polar bear with a with a bullhorn and there was waiting for you to come off the stage sort of started yelling questions that -- guys following him around."

" So I'll always. Few hours dedicated to some little kid trying something a broad Jeter's gonna be -- birds. It's amazing what you conservative crap because their interest dividend."

" And -- well you don't have to listen you can listen to some really exciting stuff from the CDC the Canadian broadcasting company Steve if you don't like might show. By the way there is a a new story here today. About the political correctness in elementary school a third grader was told by a teacher at her New Jersey elementary school with -- Bible was not appropriate reading material for quiet time. The teacher at Madison park elementary school -- old bridge New Jersey ordered the girl Mariah at a put away her bottle. Her Bible excuse me Michelle Jordan -- Mariah as mother said her daughter was upset and confused by the incident this is injustice. Jorge that called the local TV station no other child -- should have to go through this again. The school's principal apologized for the incident saying school policy does in fact allow students to read the Bible during quiet time. And that the teacher had simply made famous -- me. The mother plans to talk to an attorney about the issue drive. Good I'm glad to see Christian so we now when they gets -- gift. Victimized by rampant political correctness in the schools."

" Give us. It is -- traffic. Who have been up relays. Please do you do bastards. Who did hello my way all got broad range -- road rage got that road rage okay."

" I think I heard that one before -- Bill that's the end okay so let's the end okay that's the end of the -- line today that -- line today was brought to you by."

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