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Chump Line Friday 12/11/09
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Chump Line Friday 12/11/09

Published:Fri, 11 Dec 2009
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" This is that this is shocked a lot of people although I think the shock is starting to wear off. All right finally the -- line is the recorded voicemail message service of how we car show you call will leave a message at any hour the day or night including weekends. The chump like number if you like to leave such a messages 617779346961777934. 69. We may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's trump line has brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" Bending it and it's just gotten word -- town -- and Florida and the Gordon added. Yeah."

" Yeah the New York Post got to go into the headlines that I have a good excuse me -- lead terror."

" Supposed to play very consistent try to hold. The judges goes so insightful. And since Kennedy ACLU. That they're glad to read -- to lose."

" That's right sad news I said yesterday for the ACLU the guy who gave it gives them org has been giving them a quarter of their operating budget. The idea hedge fund operator named Miguel bomb has suffered some reverse this and he won't be. Giving the many more money and that's good news for -- activity seems across the United States of America as well as assorted Christmas trees."

" I feel only about Iraq and let."

" I feel -- hopefully -- all the riot. Look Laporte and all the public option that's."

" Look block a legal analyst he's used to well please go out and bold -- of god these grounds go to bed the moon battle cry is."

" Yes she is on the rise. But she's already packing her clothes. Who's gonna be the sergeant at arms to count those ballots you know this guy with a top path in this -- That's the person will be in charge of counting the ballots to replace the attorney general in the legislated the legislature gets to decide that if if the moon bat on the rise wins Matta moved back."

" have to meet together US could truly jawbone two."

" That's pretty good. Word I -- about Max Baucus the senator from Montana tried to get his girlfriend. Do the job of US attorney until the papers were about the -- them. I know I know -- Alia I hate newspapers and I hate some newspapers through and they. They really aren't objective but for things like. Blowing up Max Baucus is girlfriend. You know agony of blogger going that okay each of the pajama clad media is not gonna get the job done they'll comment on it but you need. You need boots on the ground. To the ferret out this kind information."

" It goes blank track so I wanted George Justin barker walked into the thing happen within your pajamas. Pluck out the other side show which is in draft. Well they put some -- looked -- toward medical mutual."

" That was like the early forerunner remember the movie sleeper with Woody Allen. They had the or -- much fraud. That's who should win in well you can guess what the -- asthma -- that you just went inside and that's what happened. It was a variation on the Jetsons box."

" They officer mark did you actually get any police torture and -- would give full time assistant about how we casual. Scouring all the -- relevant papers -- Story Demitra plotted the black liberation."

" What's wrong with that it saves me a lot of time. Keep up the good work officer mark."

" I'm okay. This is mr. basically. -- his belt object. And I just wanted to say it's better if George -- then I mean Tom Brady didn't make it here on time to walk out. Stand -- after all I mean Bill Thomas. Can make video -- option."

" They you know."

" Tom Brady does have a lot longer commute I believe that a daily has promised us two to Foxboro Stadium. Tom Brady who has in the back bay right. It's not that's not an easy drive under any circumstances especially during a snowstorm. But he was there on time. Then again he doesn't have a George Jefferson car. And as -- as his wife was gave birth to a kid that day."

" Didn't I Panthers freezing so wind is we're moving through. Move and don't -- committed loves playing whether there's severe global warming news. Moonves put a finger -- well short stay in mid -- to. And even -- live whether they believe global warming is true. Hurry up hurry up hurry up its -- of America still -- know."

" So what what the pugs were saying this morning. As they were they ever -- gunman --"

" Get down the stairs I know you have to do something out there."

" And --"

" He ever have to pick him up but actually physically throw them and it can."

" They're so small at this and the steps down -- the law nerd herd just you know there is only a couple of them so I can just. Pushed them with my fought. And I finally out of."

" My automatic cat it was and in director Kelly didn't have a litter box and had to go outside and it would snow in the cat we're just look at the Doran and my father would pick to head up and distilling. Toss it right Ann Kendall there's -- good so it had to do something on his way back to the door means the only way sometimes."

" They've gotten into a really bad happens though that if someone doesn't go out with -- You don't follow the miles they just they just sit there in front of the door like your plastered trying to get back into the door. It through the door back inside so I I it's so of course almost falls to me you know when they when he gets this called. Or as well as it was the other day I'm the one that has to go out nobody else will go out. Usually it's my dad with a -- Lilly to beat up any coyotes in my wanna come into the yard. Yesterday Charlotte does said showed up so she was yelling at me say get these dogs out of here's who's watching TV. These dogs are annoying midi. Those are tour of her. They used to use it to."

" Times and Tiger Woods and I'll never do it again but if I do lose. -- use. Coach Jim -- offensive."

" You might be the only you know. Endorsement left -- and -- still easily young for Viagra but you know look at kind of writes itself. When you just paid 15000. Dollars. For it to final. Cut holes. You wanna be sure you could perform and that's why you need that big V."

" But when they get their courage -- Dick and -- car doesn't know what impact occurred it. Syria that Patrick."

" He does now. I know what do McDonald's gift card is I just never heard it called an arch card I'm sorry I don't watch I don't watch a lot of TV IE. -- away if they advertised during football games of the Fox News Jim I would no way I may be I would now. Do they call it an -- card on TV sandy I'm never cynical bunch her okay so our -- yeah I don't feel that bad."

" Neighborhood there. Is that what they're always divert these these stick it -- sure it's people who heroic."

" My name's -- not tiger okay. Give me any grief I've been -- these things since I was like she had. Take I think feels like seems pills that don't work that didn't these -- scene has let me down. In my favor of fever blister that you that was during the nanny trial when you had been doing -- you were doing all those that live shots for people don't from the courthouse and I get yelled at one time when I was on TV GAO JR word for channel seven. And I had a fever I was doing a live shot I -- some of the state house actually broken a story. I came back they said roster wants to see the news directors like go in there and the spore Wright I've walked back from the state house. Insular and the newscast was still going on was the sports was -- he goes. You never. Ever come to work again if you have something like that on your left. And jealous I broke a story and he's yelling at me. That is certain looks over at the at the it was as a must have been a Monday because they had a -- Steve Nelson was given a post game interview they had a tape of -- the go patriots linebacker. If you looked all beat up -- and you know. Sweaty and just just general William lousy shape recent you'll look -- guy on TV day it was -- that. I just for the TV guy is say I wouldn't be I if if I want TV I would be would be here today because I have this fever Boris."

" Yeah Avis and even -- he got his -- Why would receive -- day's -- part of the pivot. Which I would never every kid CIA all your bag would tend to back filibuster -- refills and avoid it."

" I never understood. Why Ted Kennedy trench of us. His father I believe had the the franchise for black or white Scotch. You would I mean even if he sold it later on this and other company. It's not as good a -- of us by just let religious battle loyalty to the to a brand that it provided his family with millions of dollars to settle. Sexual assault cases and you god only knows what other kind of criminal charges. I thought that he would stay with black and white but I never once heard or saw him drink and a black and white -- always --"

" That's what I'm not great if it is not. Huge -- today he would not last yeah it's actually get to -- rest actively colluded. That doctors that."

" tiger whatever. Had Monica Lewinsky's phone number have probably about she's she's a wolf there at this point climb has achieved an age."

" That would scare last -- line message thank you for calling -- retired huge."

" Okay that's it for the jump like today that jump line is the recorded voice mail message service allowing our show you call -- leave a message. At any hour of the day or night including weekends the -- like number if you like to leave such a messages. 617779346961777934. 69. We may or may not play your message at this time. Each -- Today's jump play and brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" Including you have to move together -- good movies jawbone and."

" Click the tradition to senator baucus. He's a very. Powerful. Democrat and he's looking for a some a new age and new assistant to work under him. 18774694322. Arm powered car."

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