Chump Line 12/01/09

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" Welcome to the White House we got by the gate we got Secret Service six never -- no names. Edwards he -- because we're glad so well here I am with -- Ron Emmanuel. Welcome to the White House. "

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" You gotta read the the editorial in The Wall Street Journal about John Kerry flip flopping yet again this time on via. The military. Strategy or tactics at Tora Bora in 2001. --"

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" The London guardian. The most left wing of all the British quote on quote quality newspapers. Is running a series of horror stories about the NHS the national health service. Again the left wing London guardian. It that it describes quote a terrifying picture of many English hospitals with people dying after being admitted with lower risk conditions and quote. West prudent in The Washington Times has a column about this the series today. For Adrian underway at the guardian account began to begin with a terrifying loss of more movement down the left side of his body. A hospital skin in Nottingham identified a benign tumor that if untreated would eventually crushes brain. Yet no one hold him about it. This is Obama care in the UK. More than fifty miles away in Soliai -- Morgan sat in the emergency room for 980 minutes after suffering a stroke. Before deciding to leave so she could quote die at home on quote. Half blinded and an excruciating pain she'd later returned only to be told the stroke -- it was fall. In all award and Essex. Gillian Flacco found her sun drenched in Europe and no nurses in sight. That might Kyle flack -- suffocated after getting his head wedged between the metal bars of a hospital bed. Said his mother if you think hospitals are you think hospitals are safe but if I had never taken Kyle the hospital he would still be alive. This is anecdotal evidence to be sure but the guardian and enthusiastic champion of the British welfare state insist that these are not isolated examples. Once a nation adopts nanny care than Munis are in charge forever this is -- prudent now. -- sending entitlements is difficult indeed the Senate may be the last chance to avoid catastrophe. Many of the Democrats in the Senate are determined to get health care quote unquote reform even if it -- nothing. Partisan bragging rights are at stake in the present members -- likely -- be out of congress anyway before disaster is revealed at fault. All the more reason to vote against it in my opinion because then they won't be covered by the the Cadillac. Gold plated congressional plan. But apparently they can't look that far into the future. Senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma a Republican will introduce an amendment to legislation requiring members of congress to enroll in the public option. Assuring that they get the same health care no more no less. Than the care they would compel their constituents to accept no one but a congressman would argue with that what are the odds of that going throw. Slam fat and none and slim and fat just."