Chumpline 11/24/09

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" Gas. Yeah okay. Gap then okay. Turn dolls global warming isn't man. -- job. Because the terms of -- yeah also lead outlaws all. I."

" The only change -- would have made is called the lie and lie there. In the Al Franken phrase. I think that -- kind of disrupt is rhythm -- you know no I think there was -- I think he was exe extending his syllables got to get an extra two syllables."

" And I give me a bottle of that and earlier grand. I work here. Yes you can save the boy out of --"

" Well I'd like to go to New Hampshire but you know what I like to do my fair share. I like to pay that six point 25% sales tax on top of the excise tax here in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. They always know what I'm saying wanna go to Paul Revere of Flickr Martin. Coldest collector and town coldest beer impound."

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" Well this is more I make have to compete and do. But the information. I would do it says the sport -- for a bit past -- and -- our current. In my Nobel. Smallville and climate change. May not be re."

" This boy is little dip in the year with nine figure bank accounts. Mr. vice president and I think you should be okay."

" Is that we we can get -- stupid compact light bulb. -- you don't want the Mercury in the restaurant atop the chemical used to make them."

" Don't fight though this was gonna happen -- in the global warming was going to implode like this I wouldn't of gone to. Home Depot one loaded up with all the incandescent lightbulbs the other week I -- they were -- four for 87 cents. I thought I'd never get a chance like this again I got I mighty. My basement is -- now of incandescent lightbulbs and it appears they like the guy -- that we don't have the switch over to look curly cues that look like feel Burger King French Fries. I betcha we still do. Better not I don't think that the incandescent curly Q today and you do a global warming. Well -- no CME that's why that's why they wanna get -- incandescent lightbulbs is takes up too much energy. The crappy lightbulbs that they that you can't see where they'll link -- energy -- global warming are not the same thing yes they are CNB you haven't been paying very close at -- I have only your energy and global warming at the same thing as far as these fruitcakes are concerned."

" Yeah wanted to cancel my order for those 30000. How we carbon credits. Revenue -- and the."

" You know. No all sales final it says so at the bottom of the slip there are on their way."

" Fried. Can cancel all -- contracts because of fraud and you can thank gal."

" Global climate change. You know her contract with a couple had thought about --"

" Oh man you you've got to just check out the boston.com. I mean they're becoming more hysterical by the day. Every day the more memos are leaked out the emails they they come up with these nodding your -- stories now now all of Boston is gonna be flooded. Because selanne. I don't know the next two or three days. I don't know it's it did just died I do think I read these stories sandy I do think you all white -- is all I do is check to see if they are illustrated with a picture of a polar bear it if they are coat check. That's another one. And I checked the New York Times to make surely haven't printed. Any of these secret documents god forbid the New York Times -- wanna print any secret documents at least Bozeman where exposed their agendas of total fraud. So any minute now computers of Boston's gonna plug -- and because there's so much global warming -- and be heard on underwater. City they're taking a page out of Benito Mussolini's. Book in the -- of -- Be read the the problem areas and Herman during and Joe Joseph girls I guess it is eight. The big lie. If the if if a small -- does not suffice than just tell vigor alive. So they and so we gotta make -- the headlines are going to be even more outlandish in the next few days it's already started."

" Did this come out after 2012. As early as you know look at the entire globe plugs because of."

" Continental plate he has not letting them know what 32 CNB it has to do with this it with these these like emails being leaked. They're they're back on their heels and so the only way they know is to just come out -- lie in more than ever."

" I always -- dog -- like that he meant when it Belichick could have lobster tail and Florida closing -- independent self. So it's clearly we have lots to tell her girlie man."

" Those are frozen -- details I'll grant you that but you know what. You know what let he who has -- more lobsters that may call me a girlie man I'll stay -- If the lobsters ever take over I will be among the first. Humans tried as war criminals I'll tell you that."

" So their President Obama will be able to pardon a Thanksgiving Turkey or -- that victory in drag that until after it. Freshmen familiar."

" Maybe he'll just announced he's gonna give that Turkey a trial in New York City."

" Yeah memo that Al Gore's -- but I didn't expect an account security advocate -- top. -- wondered like every family."

" choose where to see through tough one idea I -- like the like the imagery."

" Sorry I don't know what you're talking about I'm so busy. It's got I didn't need to put more guys -- I opened my own business I drive home drunk politicians from the amount that you could spot -- all about oh mobile."

" Senator -- GO wants to know where he can get Alexandra. Carries lawyer people league Alex if people think got Dellucci always connect to -- beat these drunk driving wraps and what about her. She didn't even get charged in the end."

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