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" There are going to be death panels though Barack Obama has assured you of that just as he's assured all of us that. He wouldn't sign any bill that would -- it died. To the deficit. A few trillion times so that's a different matter altogether but one thin dime he's gonna have nothing to do --"

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" Ali I don't want a special treatment. I didn't wanna be treated like a Massachusetts politician."

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" What generalize that but that does sound like Senator Kerry. But he certainly did it's he certainly did use the same words that John Kerry would use but he forgot the most important question of all."

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" I just thought that perhaps I should point out that perhaps like -- things in the past that you know that. That others would look askance upon but. I have never. Admitted to being a serial. Tax cheat. For the very good reason that I am not a serial tax -- I couldn't get away with what he got away with -- and neither could you know so don't even think about it don't even think about. He did not dot com Daschle for that manner he couldn't get away and neither he tried. How how many people in the in the his administration have have been involved with tax problems I think it's it's close to double digits. Those up and in the wire AP was saying that it was five. But it's it's they're five of them. We have had congressional investigators catch up cheating on their taxes there are other ones that that. Co opt to wait before they even got to the hearing stage."

" This is a direct quote -- how -- because I have never gotten cause. Cheating on my taxes. I think that you weren't there is. I thought it."

" I have been audited Steve. Multiple times most recently. This year. See any perhaps it's time right hander Mike Brown University postcard. Perhaps it's time to print that might latest. The letter from the IRS telling me that I have no tax problems. By the way there was not -- develop a good -- other ways of like jury duty telling -- two years. I don't I don't know I bullets it's certainly good for the 2006. I guess Packers at 2006 -- 2007. Not tax season they went. Now now what I want and always is Tim Geithner. Going to authorize the IRS to pay for the bill. The my accountant sets me. Before having to defend me and having to spend hours with this. IRS agent who drove down to Cape Cod by the way for -- handover drove doubt the case took that that was a that was a nice trip I'm sure she was reimbursed for mileage -- Even though she no there was nothing there. Not that I better you understand."

" Call Nancy Pelosi doesn't want them anymore good can't stand. Because a lot of corruption. And everybody has good employee Charlie Rangel yet."

" How about Alcee Hastings. Alcee Hastings was. Convicted and didn't by the United States senate of being a corrupt federal judge who was taken pay offs. From H Paul -- be corrupt FBI agent who was masquerading as an undercover gangster. A -- which she excelled because he was in fact the -- there. He was he is in congress now when she was gonna make him the chairman of the intelligence committee. Until she she realized that may be that wasn't the best thing to do. He's even more corrupt than Rangel."

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" Okay senator has touch UN now. I'm gonna turn off the light and good night senator go GO. Canon the I should -- curve that."

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