Police Blotter Friday on 11/20/09

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" Who's gonna get gift certificates to Ben and Jerry's courtesy of our friend Bob Ward at the Ben and Jerry's in Boston a park plaza and the death certificates are. Good at any Ben and Jerry's store that you happen across. I must say people people get. Very excited about winning and injuries I know how intense. I love Ben and Jerry's yes I love love Bob -- place -- square and it's a unit so wonderful spot. This first one does not when he has agreements from the Indiana gazette. Man in diaper directs traffic -- gain new birth to Saxon -- for senator. Dellucci -- was and was in Indiana. Was observed in the middle of -- wearing only ten issues and an adult diaper. Here's also directing traffic in performing martial arts with a stick."

" He was cited for public drunks and somebody Cummins -- said the give opponents are you a police officer Ernie said it depends. -- For pointing the text well well well well well."

" I really love to have Burlington Kentucky a witness and formed a police officer at the Boone county elaborated there was a man. On a computer master reading watching a wrestling video. Add on November 17 an approximate that is just so long and so many levels. Lester Henry was master reading at the main branch of the Boone county library. Henry 58 of curling her was arrested for second degree indecent exposure and disorderly conduct."

" Down Mateen also is I suspect alcohol was involved in the sense of them as well no bond is penciled in for him I hope not."

" Quincy Massachusetts. Police have arrested a homeless man and woman who are having sex in a parking lot on southern artery rush hour traffic. As rush hour traffic peaked on Friday multiple 911 calls for -- to police at about 3:45 PM. A within minutes an officer pulled it is even wait to sign winner now no they didn't they were still out when the police got there."

" Back. Afternoon delight. -- say they had done they were they had pulled down their pants for or otherwise close and both appeared to be. Get voted yes while gassed they say intoxicated but you get we get the death you know it's hunting season. You know that right. I do know that six and then now it's time we start collecting hunting story guys I have a few for your file called good to good."

" Concord, New Hampshire 41 year old Colebrook New Hampshire -- is recovering after shooting himself in the foot while grouse hunting. That had to be painfully have to admit that --"

" Hannity how did this accident occurred to be mistake his foot further growth servers brother."

" Why you know wars friend and I don't actually. Cast -- Missouri a woman driving a real cast -- was randomly struck in the face by a bullet from -- hunter more than a mile away. Lisa long since she's grateful how do I always random."

" After the -- expect a jolt the British hit man that was cracking her I was just try not make it look like dissolved mass drug hunter."

" get six stitches all want to causing gaping hole in her face. She and all I hate gaping holes well the pictures really attractive to a -- the Mobley went from fair Virginia averaging a college student was shot to death. While collecting frogs for biology class by a hunter who mistook her and her classmates for dear. Three students were collecting frogs along a trail. A mile west of the campus one has to ask -- though. Why would you go out in the woods during hunting season twenty without worrying like orange from top to bottom and even even then -- theory twenty trail Jessica -- was shot and killed and twenty year old Regis. Department sergeant I'm Carl Martin said that 31 year old Jason David click here was charged with manslaughter reckless ten million a firearm and."

" Trespassing. What is his breathalyzer tests come back at the owners probably open Dellucci a range."

" Seattle Washington Seattle police say imminent -- was a new job. Was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. The officer who was looking for an assault -- shareholder Bob bear her job that he heard yelling can jump. Screaming for help I don't love -- and it bothers live in Seattle but police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and taken in the hospital. Com let's say. He insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear fortify for top -- the -- was overconfident in his abilities and alcohol likely Slater --"

" Imagine that."

" And to go along with your previous team of dumbing down yes from the Portland press herald. -- police tracked enemy and charged with stealing toy fund donations at a local coffee shop by looking at the name and address who left and a job application at the coffee shop. Indeed. Milwaukee and Milwaukee army reservists military identification earned him some street cred on Tuesday. When he says for men who -- to make gunpoint return his belongings and thanked him for his service after finding his idea. The 21 year old University of Wisconsin Milwaukee students that he was walking home around 1:15 AM when he was pulled into an Allen told to lay down. With a gun to his -- Foreman took his wallet sixteen dollars keys to cellphone did they say laid out a -- they said. According to announce. Told to lay face down."

" That would be lie face yeah spends another doubling down from the Associated Press delay a lie nobody."

" Although I guess I guess that the grip the grammar experts were out fact checking Sarah Palin book but the hostile tone quickly changed and one of the robbers in the reservists presumed was the leader son army ID. Robert to be honest returning items they took most of this one's on the ground next to him including the rapper. The guy continue to say throughout the situation and he respects what I did and at one point actually thanked me and apologized. On Clinton and military ID is good for something."

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" That this is -- from Thousand Oaks, California a 39 year old Southern California -- has been arrested for misdemeanor child and Lawrence. After allegedly paying a teenager 31 dollars -- spit in his face. The venture can watch Sears department said Charles -- I was arrested kind of dirty per business. But he paid NT -- profanity spit and slap in the face. Several also claimed he offered them cash to yearning defecated on him a motive wasn't clear -- I'm guests and amount of myself I don't I don't think you really have to."

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" Okay I believe it's called Spanish. Are these two winners the first one. Russian police have arrested three homeless man suspected of tall. All eating my originally five year old and selling parts of his body to a -- and pike kiosk."

" You know maximum in Russia -- go in here Q Bob -- it's not known if the kabob -- and sold any of demanded -- gives new new meaning to the old the term mystery meat."

" The all -- the alarm was raised when bits of of course we allow our. Near a bus stop on the outskirts outskirts of the term about 720 miles from Moscow. A statement from the police web -- said the three alleged cannibalize cannibals had previous criminal is what comes of drinking external Michael. Partly eaten and part with Saltalamacchia cost of this about the left but the stirred up. China really can you imagine all right the other winner. Is this from. Pits and Luke I don't know where that is really I think it's in Asia. An errant monuc was caught in a compromising position after he said there -- no monks every guy Bob monks were solid -- yeah. One up this one after he suffered a stroke while having sex for the temple gone behind the temple. Villagers were drawn to the scene by the howls of protest from the dog which the -- had lashed to a tree was where this was at Dover fox crossed your site. After seeing a monkey -- granted to elect a would be heavily pregnant dog. Villagers called the police was pregnant on top of everything else Centanni officers arrived on the scene I can't wait till we gets warm again we just have to deal with excitement and I can't take a level of her version obviously -- too much for the 65 year old -- to take -- found lying unconscious -- animal. A pilot dishwashing liquid Hispanics them offer is in place."

" Colleagues you what we know what it's force him from temple authorities were prepared to ask million because he refused to provide references from his former top ball."

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