Chumpline 11/18/09

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" Live view and what have you done -- how we -- pictures very cool. Why didn't. Mac is talking about Sarah Palin who I didn't close weird power I want power back."

" I sure like the picture. Innocent at this point what is the point. I think the point is he doesn't care why do you. I hear because it is he it is this week's outstanding example of a media double standard in the it never fails -- call me the way. The liberal media can get away with going after conservatives. And yet if a conservative who went after any of their sacred cows. The moon bats would accuse you -- hate speech. Hate crimes xenophobia. Homophobia. Racism you name it."

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" Sure sure Newsweek cover is gonna have the opposite effect Newsweek intended to I think it would elect -- more."

" That's the way it often works out -- certainly this you know we'll certainly polarize. Her off favorability her favorable unfavorable even more than they already are."

" It's not there how it. The reason didn't they normally would background wiggled it and I'm so glad about it -- it -- as Apollo planners. No what about that picture out there just crystal may have it standing honey this clip that's no way."

" He was wearing an. A rainbow colored Afro -- and I was a little hard to picture I was at a party with the press corps -- the presidential press corps. Nobody said a word it's like when he it's like what do you -- you should people talked about it yeah on this show. That did the did appear in any mainstream newspapers. This is like the timing was in Houston Clinton and he's he's he said you know. People told lay that. I raise taxes too much in 1993. That you know what they it was rat. And nobody in the press corps was following him around from a White House -- a word about it. Some general assignment reporter been set -- by the Houston newspaper thought gee that's I didn't have heard that before I think I'll put that in believed. Said that's the only way it got out doors over America in the white house press corps because they wanted to protect. Saint bill."

" Howie I think it's because the picture of Sarah Palin because I haven't seen that yet. But the patriot IdeaPad -- it Halloween timing venue is absolutely right that dog look like if I."

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" Poor look like a capped well no I think that the second person is called you woman. A woman from. I didn't think this was a particularly. Feminine or female topic I thought it was a good topic about guys were talking about this picture."

" Then you right now we want not to like about women and their young girl. Oh sure it. And that boom sound they make when they hit the ball. The most effective."

" Give me beach volleyball I love it when they fall down on the same end."

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" I'll tell you why women and -- small -- blue men Democrats. --"

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" I'm king of a double standard noble liberals of the kings of the -- and Amanda you. Who didn't think that a woman's guilt or innocence depends on how good she Lex is king and a double standards. But CC India I am not supposed. To be. He knew wage kind of guy you know I'm not a touchy Feely type of person I I don't claim to where Mike. Excuse me my emotions on my sleeve. You know I'm -- you know -- the whole area knows we could assuming this is still broken hearted. The of Sarah Palin just to make her look bad that's solved if so why that's that I don't support -- sexist. Twelve in there you go. I and I you know one of by the way I. I've said this before I am -- for -- bring back the draft I believe women should be drafted. Nomination that -- women should have to carry a draft card just like I did and they should have to sweat it out just like I -- no problem."

" I'll help somebody asked they have -- on the bus -- called Chad is -- would have -- ass kicked if you want an effective."

" Thank you were very good question no one will ever ask her that because it would her response is would would probably tell you -- A lot about how badly his -- would have been kicked."

" I don't tonight. Do you Carnahan -- candidate can help you gonna tell us how to copy -- this thing does."

" They're probably -- Thousand copies the first fifteen minutes or booklet that. That's you know I'm glad they -- brought that up it's not just the fact that she's better look and then these people it's the fact that she's selling a whole lot more blocks than they ever dreamed of selling."

" Maybe you are so right I think you are those security if I. I'm going to ask a couple of things in my hand behind. Your -- here."

" Night and I need to know what's on the trying."

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" Good night senator -- GO. Good night off his -- surely you know."

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