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Chumpline 11/17/09
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Chumpline 11/17/09

Published:Tue, 17 Nov 2009
Description:The daily chumpline from 11/17/09.
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" Well this is the 250000. Dollars they spent. I don't know report that I am tired of impeachment a lot of work -- people English. Okay good guys."

" Maybe it would be a good idea -- from. A lot of these illegal aliens who wants states support -- go to Roy English as a second language classes. Would take down there -- satellite dishes that they're using to get. TV channels from their home country maybe they should start doing what the immigrant used to do which is good. Listen to people speaking English weather -- radio or TV you're at the movie theaters rather than. Continued gold go to somebody streets in Brighton it's amazing just write down the street from the radio station. This is this cool three satellite dishes. Per building and and I it's not for a right ESPN."

" Kelly I don't know why these people come down and you humanity grave -- and they have learned about the case. --"

" Listen I've been unemployed I told the guy that you know why MI ever been on unemployment no because they didn't cull -- I -- meg got another job and that's the way it is will talk more about this tomorrow there's a good does story in the New York Post. The stimulus for unemployment well we'll talk about tomorrow I'll save it for a for a longer our. A longer you know segment I should site."

" economy's pretty bad these days but I'm feeling no pain because a bit soon grow. Where -- go. Since."

" Their goal this that gold is a great investment right up until the moment when it starts. Falling in value and like all that always goes up but you know one the end it always comes back down to."

" Thank god. I was a cobra and the recorded battles but now there's a lot of them anymore but I -- wanna try and other jobs."

" Blacksmith said the same problem -- people may buggy whips. What not to not as many before committing evening newspapers is they used to be very wealthy newspaper there fast behind that's right and NAM radio is a much further behind."

" Governor round in my big Mo could see that attractive because they do raise the couple and now people left and right. And because -- into the night with no particular productive gold -- Joe Biden -- I don't know why."

" I would love to see Joe Biden have to defend this website that has all these congressional districts that don't exist. Then all these phony jobs in the phony distress he was in charge of transparency for the stimulus. Maybe this is transparency that just gonna make it and getting. They're gonna make those lies available to everybody you don't have to file and euphoria they get lied to you just go right on to your website and get it."

" How -- it's it's not ready willing in the economy. And trash can America worldwide but -- the way Obama as soon -- this make for tomorrow afternoon."

" Just like. Think they love amid New York even governor Paterson. Cool. You know he's Barack's gonna out of his way to -- he's told them to quit. And now always decide to have the it Khalid Sheikh Mohammed trial in. Lower Manhattan. And guess what David Paterson is not too happy about it neither a lot of cops. In New York City."

" I don't I'd like to think about it here in the old stuff and local public option -- We'll -- PPP and they're -- then introduce competition."

" Oh man from the post office and another industry so to speak that is being decimated by the Internet I feel your pain postal workers."

" Do you have a into the graduate of Bern university. I like values goods comes -- it happens. Did rather at CBS news that the letter steady guess I'll agree believed."

" That is a real leather of them I've got. By the way though. Jackie is a commander in the naval -- I am I do not McAuliffe is the name -- I don't know CNB I'd I'd never heard of it until I found that the judge. Jackie's not just -- chief petty officer or for a -- he is a command there. In the maple leaf -- whatever -- is it's common done. -- caught commandant commander common Don commodore commodore. I've ever in her role in the hell -- world I don't know what the naval league -- like the national wager is like the American League."

" Out it's as bad goal I'd like to thank it is congratulates. The people of Massachusetts. Because the way I was told. Use increased to New York carbon output. I hope we're -- they have that same tactic 95%. More that you. Global climate change France --"

" I'm sure it's down because nobody can afford to pay their electric bills anymore because the taxes have been raised so much to pay for dental benefits for illegal aliens. "

" Standing says the price can pacemaker cocoa. Because fighting that's."

" You wanna respond to -- is just being you know -- that the pain in the butt because he hasn't gotten -- apple gift yet. I got -- speaking of that I have got a bunch of restaurant gift certificates of various places in the north -- by will be calling you tomorrow and you have your tech. Of someplace in the north and that you want to go we we seem to have just about every restaurant covered government go over there."

" Ali I have an idea for a trade between CNN and Fox News. How about Lou Dobbs -- closeup Bolsheviks to be named later."

" By the way -- you Lou Dobbs was on Bill O'Reilly show last night. He said that CNN was eager to -- on the door they must -- they gave him a million bucks not to sound like max again bring him up that number but they gave -- made millions that presidential. Because its top executives did not want to offend President Obama. Dobbs made the claim last night on Fox News channel's the O'Reilly Factor. Let's say he took on president George W Bush's immigration policy with equal force but didn't drawn EC NN flack then. I discern more of a difference between then. Which was under the Bush Administration when I was criticizing and now when it came through when it is the Obama administration and higher -- different phone. Was taken. Dogs -- dobbs said he found CNN's strive to the middle oddly timed to the beginning of Obama's term. BioWare member Rick Sanchez together was up make up the phony quotes about Rush Limbaugh are were peddling the phony quotes by Rush Limbaugh. I ran into somebody for much channel seven in Miami where he used to work. And they said he was one of the most despised. Members of the staff that he was arrogant. And that yes she would take a drink under extreme social circumstances. He was known as senator go Lucci of -- knowing what's. I just couldn't resist bring up -- geo will get them soon enough."

" That would -- last jumped line message thank you for calling up retired UT."

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