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Chumpline 11/11/09
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Chumpline 11/11/09

Published:Wed, 11 Nov 2009
Description:The daily chumpline from 11/11/09.
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" How we don't know what that's okay candidates and adaptable -- that include those on government health care Medicare Medicaid etc."

" But the the grammys. Grammy death panel has not yet in existence. And that would like to keep it that way."

" Didn't have a domestic terrorists -- to a that I universities. Yes we can."

" Deval Patrick is extremely disappointed and he's done all he can from this to prevent it."

" Just show up on the campus and express themselves with the with their own. Free speech in them in opposition from. I've brought all the pressure that I can bring to -- that is consistent with my role and universities. Well I have been clear that I think it's a bad idea."

" Nominees have a hip replacement he needs us to find a replacement."

" As I don't out of my you brave men today so what I'm here don't go begin. --"

" Can see them of the yet."

" Doug did need did he say something about the -- the he sees many men and women that are that are that. There were dead did he say that one time I didn't know what he was referring to was an eight. Okay. I don't think it was a movie a -- was -- one of Barack's earlier appearances may be a much more on home that Memorial Day."

" On this veterans day I think it's only fitting that we recognize as president -- I've heard dedicated service to the country's. Don't particularly know his bravery and tell them putting the kibosh iTunes."

" The colonel had come here to be -- I believe there is one veteran. The war to win -- all wars but is this -- one American veteran that it's still coming down for breakfast."

" Shame on them going after the kernel under -- instead. I know I know this is only filling in -- even -- the Wednesday before Thanksgiving -- that's good."

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" We don't know I don't use -- and you're getting my dear Nancy can you expand their schools."

" I mean we know it's. And -- night. Stinging tech southern Italy plans if you have ever confuse this will be actually let alone actually created and it's and you AM. Creating. Lake in the these sales. I like these kind salaries."

" Semi crowded -- tonight I'll have to bring the plugs in to defend me against the ghost of clamps past and it look like they're pretty fierce and a fight."

" Oliver who typically only. We're gonna complain about it -- can anything you must give me an -- woke. Because I feel he's changed his. And look kindly walk from England they're clueless people usually come on up -- or do."

" CA did you know -- well I was away someone told me today that on channel 25 they had some pictures of the the new leaders of the a New England mafia did you see those. I didn't you did that why why didn't you tell me about this that would -- there oriental restaurant. I didn't think you didn't you were gonna mess. Miles -- arms are gonna check that out tonight on the on the general but still posted on fox 45."

" C -- did not donated blood going now are you caught Derek we'll forgive that you did and -- We're all I've got the last bluff you busted."

" If you got the last laugh all right."

" Skated -- these are live royal pop pop pop up our past. Australia didn't get beat quote and it's third embrace."

" Wow. Real backlash. Here you know the guy to -- manager of media. Of the bitterness out there there was a there was a loophole he exploited it that's what America's all about. Why he had so if so much about the that you decided to close that loophole on and that's what America's all about don't. It's closing a loophole but it's -- you can't close the loophole hey if if someone takes advantage of a you have to close it. Pro -- differently. Not retroactively."

" Hey -- I I went out this weekend barbecue books and you don't. Student never told anybody that it was printed by Simon and big shoot there."

" Well well well well cool. Well local hopeful we'll."

" It's actually printed by Grand Central formerly known as hash out formally known as Time Warner. And kill on an -- hasn't yes it has so yes it has like a lot of like a lot of the media."

" Did -- get a big room to."

" Isn't this the second time mumble -- fallen mound. People -- had he had the surgery didn't. You now but I'm what I'm saying is CNBC I think he fell down last year. You're we keep people fall down a couple times they speak in coherent belief."

" What -- a local 718 demand drug testing in the eagle room at City Hall. I'm just aware of governor involved not she keeps falling down my time I remember -- lost -- has fallen down twice. By the way this how many people believe the marbles actually -- like everybody. Thought everybody raise your hand that want apartment stationary back. I think he says he writes about he gets up at the 5:30 in the morning and rides around and rebuild Hyde Park. But I don't well I don't buy it."

" That way here last jumped line message. Thank you for calling have -- card you just jumped."

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" We'll see how it used donated pins getting my dear Nancy can you expand their school. I mean we know that. -- in united. But can -- command that you have -- been consumed there will be circling around and doing it compassionate and AM. Drinking as much politically bill. -- Speed and calories."

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