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Chumpline 10/26/09
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Chumpline 10/26/09

Published:Mon, 26 Oct 2009
Description:This is the Chumpline from Monday, October 26, 2009.
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" Don't tell anyone but the -- You read it Catholic wolf this is on the launch that -- ample. It's 300 feet tall and weigh them millions crowned Primakov low light it up tomorrow morning. Go. --"

" By missing something here Cindy sometimes they leave messages -- don't get it don't you follow NASA. No I do not -- what I hear those I do Massimo -- we're going to we're going to officer mark and I both watched the NASA channel are aptly snakes fascinated and you do it. NASA so there's some new rockets going off tomorrow."

" Someday you'll be very concerned that that new rock and could be taken people back to the moon."

" Back to the -- tomorrow had a magic radio on the way. Well it's very interest they know bucket slash."

" I know the Biden optimized for gift certificates so they -- Home depots and fresh air blog."

" What I'm glad you got better organization that I those students Sy sperling hair club for men I'm not just the vice president. Of the United States of America on the vice president of their hair club for men."

" Hey -- if you can stop sitting all over yet spoken going to the polls that's. We'll be given cracks and -- toll plaza."

" You are responsible. I am and the -- you really have to drive it regularly vote to to understand. How absurd leave me end these boots are. During rush hour they'll be one -- there -- with the masks. At 5536. O'clock on a Sunday morning. Full man boats all booths -- you know why because there's no one driving throw what do night shift that is it's. And after awhile. And it begins to great and yeah oh yeah and so -- scratched again -- you know."

" I am. Yeah."

" She is Alan splitting them and pointing begins. CNB again. This Betty I think about it CNB -- in the car. I have the coins in my hand -- won't get fast path ice I know I walk you perhaps that's best. I I'm gonna split a -- how they have most of the time since we live here near the North Pole I'm driving through in the dark. I mean the chances are I might gold -- little right it's fit onto my own clothes when you perfected uranium over the years. And then what are my new trend that W that you care even without -- how close even after even after right here and them. To that toll taker if I did it I've still got spit on my old left hand. What do I have in the way north. This is that this is it people white people say how we. You used to be a member of reunion why do you hate unions. This guy is that teamster president of a local -- accusing me of doing doing something this preposterous. I mean made me at least make up -- believable. Lie about me."

" Hello how want to see if -- had been there from the -- can quit the school. I guess they want to get a little bit get the end devil again this term I. Maybe if you had studied how to -- young men who might have the toll -- school do you believe these little --"

" I always wanted to go through the turnpike exited through the toll takers school."

" That's basic arithmetic a -- held to back into."

" Mineral got a lot harder when they put that extra quarter on write to me and all of us. Okay they enjoy a five dollar bill. This new tool is -- dollar 25."

" Old Omar and we gonna go to restaurant -- is finally Israel."

" You think getting a lot of -- and I -- on people's feet for. Causing -- disability. You all -- disabilities that the toll takers have suffered over the years with the cash registers falling on the -- what did. The click of a study how many of them go out of disabilities as opposed to people it's who work at supermarkets. Going out on this about you never hear about a story about a cash register falling on someone's fought. At the supermarket. But it happens. On it on and on a weekly if not a daily basis of the -- by."

" Iraq no -- an article field. A big about Jacob and they can be used film that happened beyond belief in my -- so outside of people who can you believe it -- on a -- I didn't that's buffets its total."

" That was excellent and used but chuck Barry to load what are my favorites."

" Good how you know the typical typical band."

" What do you say you know why they had to close that's why no why did they have to close the pulled out get rid of art Arafat."

" I got a beef with the president of that toll takers union though I'll tell you that. Do you think they had with a name."

" And moving."

" Violation an officer mark. As many minutes of that. Stupid truck driver and -- would -- what it fault. Hello only work pentium borrowed -- that -- good worked K we get somebody get and mortar allow Lewis. But."

" How he can just say this. But big truck crushed gold go Monaco it's okay removes private please."

" We got a -- Monica oh do we have a flag do we have a skirt steak do we have a Searle Lorraine."

" I think that the people did manage to hook up with over the I with a bonnet and I know -- good company what some well but it's. How many image companies theatrics."

" Like to invite everybody to my -- steakhouse the memo putting him in the backyard. Tonight."

" You know in this country boy you'd think that Martha Coakley Atlantic phone call eight billion wouldn't make goes. I left in the federal candidates in the US and it. Yet Sarah Palin has even left farm policy -- in fact -- president's house. The -- away the -- commented about how we kind of comment don't think government."

" I have never said anything like that who wasn't even funny it was just stupid. I've gotten a lot of GM's in my life various doesn't look five the last six races at Martinsville -- that. Jeff Gordon up there in the top five and -- Juan Pablo Montoya. Wonder club -- voted for Barack Obama I'm guessing you did. We'll put him in a diversity."

" Sir Alex remember what Hugo Chavez smelled -- throughout these -- wins. Wells it would have George Bush they would be rehabilitated. Three minutes show -- yet you've got to get a lot of right Google data taken outside of faith -- they get their act and got an AF source."

" By the way did you see anything about Hugo Chavez. Extorting his population not to take long showers that they were taken that he was yelling at the -- not TV. Lives that they were taking too long in the shower did you see anything about all know that's right I forgot he's he's a hero. To the Liberal Democrats in the area may bowlers in the lame stream media."

" Time the president good morning did you know."

" Why is he gonna say hello to fans -- donations. I never gave my aunt Mabel the -- rush like best."

" That was your last job -- Medicaid and thank you for calling have a card you can."

" Okay that's it for the jump like that it show plan is the recorded voice mail message service about how we car show you can call and leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends the chopper flight number if you like to leave such a messages. 6177793469. At 6177793469. We may or may not play your message. At this time each week day today -- blood was brought you buy lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on for lumber liquidators dot com."

" A big about -- at stake in the view film that happened beyond belief in -- outside of people. Tend to believe it meta model will. I didn't pass that pays a total."

" Go to close the --"

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