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Chumpline on 10/23/09
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Chumpline on 10/23/09

Published:Fri, 23 Oct 2009
Description:This is the Chumpline from Friday, October 23rd, 2009.
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" I thought what the big tribute like John Boston's only go up."

" I was -- Belgium on dives. I'm Steve on dive in be -- him do whatever says I like iceberg itself."

" I always do a world record score and not positive. To avoid an opinion thanks four point seven you'll remember."

" Boy it seemed it thinking today I must've had a very good day if I was always define the complain about. Well first you know it's officer mark now they've gone after years. If there are always after me that's okay though."

" Column for I was we don't like -- fly away easiest. We'll take it now or stupid crap and stay up there all day you come from I -- can't -- away."

" What is the real story and will we ever find that out. Was this like the flight buffalo where there was a male and the female pilot. That's what I would that's that's my first question that I want answered why -- here."

" Because I can think of a lot more possibilities of things going wrong if it's a male and female together you have to be pretty damn stupid to do that in the cockpit during a flight. Now let's see you -- any other Johnny you're pretty smart idea you're jumping to conclusions I mean they should just could be like what happened in buffalo there was no way there was no one dressing going on there was flirting going on I. They crashed. The city is C handy they they weren't they were not paying attention those people in buffalo -- because they were flirting was because they were tired. They were tired and they were flirting Zambia's --"

" Did you like question you're President Obama or is President Obama. You free and boy and me."

" That is the recurring questions as they say they have no legislative bodies as an."

" However -- for ten minutes tonight -- this golf -- not a big power we don't you know they didn't show. So today you don't wave that is so there's in the Soviet raised."

" Well speaking of the pouring rain that was a good segue I was when the world's gonna work this senate. The moon bats and Arlington they didn't do very well on our poll to get to get more terrorists first in the United States but -- there early and under rated the people's republic. Did you know that tomorrow is the international day of climate action. My international they have climate action is going to involve trying to stay in out of the rain. One it is and I did the international day of climate action. Then they go of this going to be a gathering in Arlington before the gatherings in Concord and in downtown Boston I'm guessing the -- going to be kinda light. The the basics are the Saturday from 10 AM to 1 PM a group photo -- new. Rain or shine. There won't be any shining tomorrow. In front of the first parish unitarian universalist church in Arlington set are all how moon bad is that in front of the first perished. Unitarian. Universalist church. They wouldn't church."

" Bill Barnes. That it wanted to tell you one thing at -- and always view guy."

" With the moon bats yelling -- it to him today. When Joe Wilson. Says you lie it's a racist diatribe. When the moon bad yells at this specially gave moan about yells at Obama. That is speaking truth to --"

" that -- Obama. Am I am your enemies list the."

" He's thinking worries about jay from Chelsea."

" Jay from Chelsea is trying to run out the clock sandy on the -- Jay from Chelsea was extremely concerned when he heard about the passing of the great comedians Soupy Sales who has been on many many in many many death -- But. He is not in this doubtful so JJ has that sniper the washing the beltway sniper John what's the name John Mohammed. He's gonna be executed he's scheduled to be executed on November the third you're still of the front runner --"

" how that goal -- and Obama OpenId page. I go to the camera."

" But -- a bit."

" Again I would I wanna set I think come back here I want my free stuff. You can't leave here -- given me -- I don't need those they could Santa Claus I just one I just wanna knew what. Bad news TV set when you like control of -- killed guarding a bridge -- the troll free airline believed. He promised everybody -- you're gonna get the woman and AA in non. On election night she said -- got to pay my my gas bills anymore he could get me -- intimate hawks. I'm gonna get a free house well let the woman in Detroit two weeks ago we pick up some free money from Obama. You can get your order and you know. Of about a year ago you're distant behind Nicole why don't I heavy all right snow. I'm not covered under hate crime legislation that'll get any free stuff like like Obama as voters."

" Hey how we -- who I had a plan meant to be opposed by a 150 miles to the pilots -- graduating and remember -- the mile high club. So look into that runs."

" I didn't understand what the opening around here I guess IC MB I eight I wasn't even getting into I didn't think that -- the mile high club I just thought that they might just be you know having one of these -- male female type conversations you know war. Oh yeah what are you doing this weekend. Yeah my spouse doesn't understand me there he. The end garnished from the end. -- learn how astronauts as they look at the astronauts got into it."

" How -- and Al Gore I have a smile on my face right now because you agreed. And I heard you on your radio station -- climate change. Is it real I'd like to place the bid -- feet of -- thousands on how we. Carbon credit. Yeah kid who 1000 even though I do have warned that millions are that's how we. Carbon --"

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" They ridiculed grow -- people from local -- remarks. Sort of deteriorated elevated to a know it alls who will be the next victim Marin. When job. It's."

" There with the chump like -- it's from ambush people just firing from the shadows. No one ever comes out shooting people down in the back. But some like the American College discovered ambushes and just radio station box. Got a Red Sox game next year these are great seats these seats are each worth hundreds of hundreds of dollars and you get free food. For an all links thankfully everything when you go up there. Then what is it up -- now what is the -- 252500. Dollars if you wanna give -- on the betting it's a perfect. Holiday gift. That number is 617931. No 16806179311680. That is a tax deductible gift to the national braille press."

" Tonight. Obama. Split the president's I have nobody's as live paycheck to paycheck to check out yet unidentified. And I have a -- aspect --"

" Sounds like someone who works for a living you're not welcome."

" Hey let's put it in a minute so I expect that they -- I don't I don't don't have that panel headed metals."

" Colonel gays were demonstrating today outside the Westin hotel they're very angry. The code pink people are very angry I heard there were a couple of militant vegetarians. They're where they're too."

" So into the -- gonna bring guys got now we're going through them all gonna help them find. Kevin do very simple. Breed you have access."

" It's good though that the president left -- so early because he gives all the -- bad demonstrators plenty of time to get to tonight's candlelight vigil for. To read my Honda."

" Through that again last -- line message thank you for calling Kelly -- huge."

" Okay that's it for the jump like that that sharp blade is the recorded voice mail message service of the Howie -- show you can call and leave a message -- off that day or night. And we may -- may now play your message at this time every weekday that trampling number if you like believe such a messages. 61777934696177793469. Today's -- why was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on the hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hard -- today for all your homeland contractor -- or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" They've ridiculed colonel -- Obama vote next opposite him. Sort of deteriorated as they have no adults who will be the next victim -- way and show boat."

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