Police Blotter Friday on 10/23/09

" Today for the police -- facts but well all week long we ask you descendant funny stories are items from your local police log police blotter in your daily or weekly newspaper. You can faction to us that's hence the name. 6177793467. Or you can email want to media Howie Carr at wrko.com. And how we isn't a big sign in here. Now -- not dishonest on your head last week the other guy just came minutes I wanna see if they how the signs doing and then as he left the give me sort of a -- look at says good luck. That's that's that's -- but but but but but but self. I don't know all right let me fill us so much better about being in here well I'm I'm between you and assigned CME solo hit me first set up -- it -- the fly to get yeah. So anyway the at this and that this time we read the funniest ones in our opinion and then we that we give you the GM did then the two winning entries get detonated the two winning entry. People who sent them the entries get a nice prize what is the price this -- if they're gonna when."

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" Myrtle Beach a twenty year old has been charged for shoplifting after attempting to steal a sexy police officer cost him from a coastal grand mall. According to the officers an employee at Spencer's gifts gifts observe the package to the following custom. Playing inside the changing room after it is somebody had tried it on. -- take something -- health Treasure Island to Saint Petersburg -- was charged with domestic battery after hitting your husband or boyfriend they pink sex toy. Kimberly when Calvert was arrested for strike your boyfriend -- numerous times the toy at his Treasure Island Hahn she's released."

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" It's sure enough. Bear mistaken for car -- in Colorado out. Officers from the baker and teller county shares officers were called -- young couple noticed on inside their car at 2:30 AM but when the police arrived they found. The intruder was not a criminal but -- hungry young black bear who had wandered into the unlocked vehicle after getting inside. The door at the united been food in the car the door closed behind it it was unable to escape put it realizes that panicked and stressed about setting off the car alarm. Officers opened the door presumably to their -- to creature you know encouragement to slink off and it's -- now warning local residents system including costs."

" And that's not as good a bigger story is the one in Russia where they bring in the little gadgets to Dallas submitted for please -- facts wasn't that would they brought in these -- decent -- hundreds of kids to watch this rehearsal of this new bear act that I can even bear in the Kaiser daily newsletter the -- his trainer and let him apart. -- violin and HM. And front of the children that. The police and civilians were horrified at the kids thought it was really cool I don't think they Dennis doesn't in the police think came in shot the bear in front of them so I think battered yacht."

" stone farm hand who turned new Plymouth streets to the wild west earlier this year's been sentenced to a year in jail Michael. Dropped off his girlfriend in the morning smoked a large joints and -- run a -- in a one man rampage shooting indiscriminately at anything and everything with his paintball gun and I."

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" Police arrest dames ferry. An Oklahoma City man early this week after a woman said he approached your wearing a woman swimsuit -- doesn't make up and exposed his genitals. Philip John Ortega. Is in Oklahoma county jail today. In -- of 4000 dollars. In -- victim told police she was smoking a cigarette and reports from the man who she first thought was a woman walked toward her since she was wearing a pink one plus he was sentiment. Asked her where my friend does elements that she felt uneasy and asked Amanda go way he said he uses low this Oklahoma City. He uses large animal porch given me a Pall mall to pull the bathing suit to decide in his right hand applauded sentinel chicken that's -- in the a look at that's. You the one who's been after meeting gives you more details up until this point so now all of a sudden you don't want I would just wanted to know what the sex story once again to aha. I can imagine what was going on the porch. Okay these are. To -- X. The first one -- from Ogden Utah. Yes and -- pleased to be on the air and -- to and we couldn't a man accused of groping a nurse who was helping a woman give birth to his child. Has been charged with forcible sex abuse can you imagine there is your wife for your girlfriend. Hopefully your life having a baby for your baby and now is the time who then on the mid life. Manning brought a pregnant woman Friday to a hospital Ogden a nurse came to help the woman and he made a comment about how cute she was police lieutenant Draper said. Then children or something went wrong northern neck and attempted to massage it before grabbing her brass. He was arrested and missed the birth of his child's."

" It's too bad that he what didn't try that in Massachusetts because the judges here would have said he was not a threat to and he would have been allowed to go and they would of escorted him door ladies Roman Mass. General worry could've assault with some other woman."

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" This is from Seattle times some of making this up folks were basically this has happened today in Massachusetts in Boston the man at the center of the Newman club horse sex case. -- all and the old horse sex case -- former Washington what you -- bird you on the -- the hour I'll hold up former Washington State man."

" Who was convicted of trespassing at at Neiman -- far more and man suffered a fatal injury while having sex Morrison with a shovel and pony and is now accused of sex crime -- animal that -- category farm. James tastes have."

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" Let's see if he he's been there for four years now looks like it's been going on for some time. A gentleman named Thomas and owns the -- in the animals thirteen -- Shetland -- goats and dogs a missile -- you try to steal the shuttle and -- sort of taken a master chose -- glad to marry the based it appears that people but having sex with the ponies and dogs as well. Deputies learned about the farm last week from someone who had visited the -- email and just -- anyways brothel messed this break out a photo of a man I know are very."

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