Police Blotter Friday on 10/16/09

" And at this time every Friday we have read the best ones that command the best in our opinion. And beef to. Best funniest entries receive -- mace. Price. Cindy what is the nice price today that the two winners of police -- Friday he will receive."

" They're gonna when Marconi olive oil and gift packages Marconi -- or press from the world's finest talents. Grown on trees that are thousands of years old taste the Marconi difference and if you little New England you -- it add to -- shyness if you don't live in New England. I too believe if you combine them -- And thank you message today in my voicemail when I came in from last week's winner so. Elect everybody reigning Al well the runners up do not get the -- well the first one is from the post and courier. At pickup truck with a crooked bumper to copy I have a Charleston police officer and led to the rest of two people. On drug charges in the seizure of a large quantity of supplies to make methamphetamine. Let's see officer Matthew -- saw truck with a bumper hanging low on one side and high on the other. When the -- cross the yellow line type pulled it overlooks the lesson to you if you're gonna do something really stupid and have. Large magnitude and regarding drugs are smuggling something. Don't call attention to your -- speed and make sure your tail lights work and and your robbers on your -- on your car. Good lord. This is from a Sheboygan Press staff. 836. Spain 36 year old Sheboygan woman is facing numerous charges after police say she stripped in front of for children. In an attempt to avoid arrest and later kicked a police officer in the groin and exposed yourself."

" Sheboygan where the mayor was making on toward remarks about his sister in law in the bar was such -- I believe it was."

" Where he said that -- you know it's something particularly well yes. And the incidents occurred as police tried to arrest -- lack for stealing beef jerky analyzes the glory still open in Sheboygan heard they do you having to import it now from some other fine city of Wisconsin. I don't know I don't know for sure is up for five years. Dunn dean Florida. -- county sheriff's deputies responded to a call just after 11 AM on Sunday according to the sheriff's report an elderly couple. Jumped the curb in their Sudan and slammed into the front of an established."

" How many of all mr. Tre Kelley restaurant's -- because every ball I've missed a speak -- eight people were injured in the accident including have you ever read that they all you can eat buffet at the country boy mr. Sprague got higher recommended the prime rib."

" Bremer -- think it's more like you know -- to say. I'm including 86 year old Joseph target who is driving the vehicle and his wife 87 year old Jeanette. -- honest to god sometimes and Florida each taken -- your hands this is from the Ellsworth American. -- to -- reported that he had been assaulted by another me in the previous evening the car advised trooper Tom Pickering. That he thinks the enemy was upset because he had slept with the man's wife he thinks that he thinks you know you you can never tell. They -- Letterman could not be reached for comment. From Seattle 41 year old white -- woman has been charged with assault and allegations that she shot her boyfriend. Actress told her not to fire her gun inside the house. The mental seems like a reasonable request I'd like King County shares detectives said he was upstairs in the home when he heard a loud pop -- emanating for first four bedroom. Concern that Welty may have shot herself -- Russian of their -- found her covered in blankets. Find -- on injured he began telling her she should not should again the house when she opened fire on him. She shot him multiple times including his products a -- as he tried to flee the room after he told her not to shoot the gun in the house I."

" Think probably if someone's already shot the gunman once in the house is wrapped up in blankets you should probably avoid giving them many orders. That might lead to making them even angrier crazier than they already are you have -- she was acting -- than keep all government."

" She wants. Let's say this is from Sweden and -- judge -- his way through court case which resulted in the convictions. -- to gangsters for forcing an eighteen year old boy to cover an offending tattoo. One of the -- has claimed his appeals and Supreme Court and the grounds for the appeal is that the judge -- not wake up and after well at least he didn't have a penis pump. A tank like the guy in Oklahoma -- to our you know I'd forgotten about that case it's matter of fact. This is from I was a judge."

" A -- lot of room under those robes you know."

" This is from the Seymour herald news according to sever your county sheriff franciose. -- Campbell company Tennessee couple -- seals that's a good name for southern chair have been arrested in connection with a burglary of a wedding chapel. -- states that the couple went to the black bear. Cover resort wedding chapel and they were married the black bear -- resort wedding chapel they also into the cabinet from the black bear resort which is near the wedding chapel in a -- the how many of the -- is there and a divorce. And this case they broke into the chapel -- some burglarized a -- up and take a well analyzer test before you give -- at the black bear resort wedding chapel you have to pass to Mikey test this -- the question I have at this moment. Used to us a failing few between -- mother and her daughter both of whom were involved with the same man. Went to both women mother -- jail were both involved with the same guy they -- There where you know literally I. I'm a -- Well let's Lisa Johnson's 46 her biological daughter Jessica Marie is Tony five. Even arguing over a man named Richard Bowman. Com."

" And doesn't say how -- success they've he's been having sex with both of them that's story would not have appeared in the Winston-Salem journal when I was the city editor of delay at the the age of mr. Bowman. A story to that would give people wanted to know."

" People like me -- Fort Walton Beach man with a Jesus Tutsi was arrested after exposed himself to women. The intoxicated thirty thrilled mail was running around an apartment complex and -- avenue screaming. When he noticed a woman he thought he knew sitting outside he called the -- by name should you respond -- again. And then he ends at his pants expose himself to her he then walked out the dumpsters of -- Nathan turned back to the victim. With his penis still exposed instead chi -- until she told meant to go way he refused. Police -- call outs."

" He was also charged with impersonating a Massachusetts state senator."

" canning I mean really. I write for such a superseding indictment for some reason this week there are all these deadly weapons that are kind of yes I did. For instance a broken arm in his face the music after being accused of beating his roommate in the head with a deadly weapon into -- and harmonica."

" Them well I think it diving that's close to a deadly weapon in the burrito from of a couple of days ago well along the same lines of the very don't."

" A fry cook -- call farms was charged the saw last week after it from burning if the employee moral and an -- fry."

" All they are hot in their delicious calls I've been the calls many times ever since I was -- you -- it when guys -- the other are very clear how are you fry your bird gray Maine stop it through it that is in the next game a second degree burns."

" How -- some hot and then we have like -- by meatloaf. Man faces charges in pillow attack on police officer police operatives so all you -- wear bulletproof -- but there's no protection for a pillow. Especially from IP cover with -- to make a bio hazardous material germs are cool piece. -- infested pillow off just I'm scanning don't know all right these are the -- the French Fries sees other winners the first one."

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" Man accuses from Pennsylvania man accused of propositioning daughter on FaceBook. Authorities have charged -- Lancaster -- there's another Ryan O'Neal story. But propositioning his -- I know -- good look at but come on I don't know worse it's worse snapped with propositioning his own thirteen year old daughter on the Internet. Attorney general Tom Corbett says John forehand. Of -- swing into FaceBook username. Bad daddy to locate the girl any ads with him he'd had no I can't say you can't get for false advertising. He proposition he proposed a meeting earlier this month and described sex acts in graphic team are now."

" The girl told her mother who called the police. The police I think yeah daddy is one of the guys who wrote that nasty mail to Michelle Malkin."

" They found in his car a camera tripod and an an open box of condoms they also sees a digital camera -- quarter computers. And data storage device -- bud -- There were none he's just a hard core sick bastard as a -- fact. The other the other non winner. And some looking for the it's Phil Lawrence eagle Tribune yes. A group of dairy teenagers carried out a series of burglaries this summer. Stealing flat screen televisions laptop computers to raise bail money for jailed friend. That plan worked but he did this for a friend caught up with the group and the rare early -- CEO Christopher you'll dairy eventually was arrested on charges of moving some of the stolen electronics."

" There were an intense behind -- of the victims' homes there were hit they had stolen electronics intent staff."

" This subtle it was really."

" Battle what would happen if the -- it was a morning like today and they weren't at tat would -- it would be good further a flat screen plasma it's who wouldn't think so be. Okay those are the two winners they are okay 1877469432218774694322."