Chump Line 10/07/09

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" He's always I wouldn't say something about the fact that component of the kid's life not always bad. Stayed dead I'd kind of have a -- looked at work. Can they regulate who could -- over the phone couldn't keep emotion at W dynamo."

" guys never been to Palm Beach. "

" He can think of Palm Beach that impresses him really he's never seen this he's never thought it's okay for your kids to -- another child -- you know going down that road I don't."

" I saw this wells getting out of there rolls Royces and there. Ferraris. On New Year's Eve that year. And they were thrown around money you like like it was nothing I pride in this case -- believe Charlotte that she found a hundred bucks on the sidewalk. Am I believe that Tina found -- box on the sidewalk I don't think it was a -- they -- did -- drunk. They -- you know I'm gonna get away we're rolling a drunk on royal punting it away and Palm Beach. "

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" I forgot about that thanks for reminding me. You know mostly gonna wear -- down -- big trucks. But like -- I can't wear bathing trunks anymore. On the flight because I -- I could be stopped that and well I don't as terminator machines down in Florida the way they did a DC that's pretty cool but it could also be that. It varies from. From terminal to terminal you know I mean I am going through different terminal tomorrow them will we went down to DC. I'll just have to. Play it by ear and wear underwear dammit."

" Hey how are we gonna hear it under control. -- both parties today has grandchildren tomorrow."

" I. Hope not. Just gonna keep but I of these kids. Fortunately she runs with a really bad bunch -- have other parents who could help me out. And by guys investigations. Thing you're happy that she's in a mom. We'll just say you makes a little easier."

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" It. Backlash. Against the vice president of how we nation that doesn't really better."

" You know kind of point out by the way -- that the cops and New Hampshire -- Fallon. If you step over the border of New Hampshire there is like in 99.9. Percent. Chance that you are going to be nailed those boys always get their guy."

" I'm glad to know that's Andy you haven't you ever noticed that the mighty my eighth place. Is forever broken into I'll be glad to know that they'll they'll catch the burglars to what --"

" Haven't you ever notice whenever there's a great manhunt across the country Nikos New Hampshire and her right away."

" My -- really noticed that -- he'll take your word for it though."

" Yeah exactly Benedict Kelly who ankle. I am pleased to have blood that has rejected -- look flight -- yes there's -- remotely as head of the Ways and Means Committee."

" I would -- collector mentality that excuse will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."

" Let's -- move that Mercedes -- trying to let. You know I don't know if I mentioned this the other day -- there was a great piece in the New York Post just pointing out that this guy. Has never made more than 170000. Dollars a year which is a good a good number. But. He's got all this real estate he had before rent controlled apartments in the in Harlem. He had these these seaside villa in the Dominican Republic. And this is the key he has just 250000. Dollars in his bank account. Wonder so just however much you war however much you make -- a year. Think before taxes and -- say one and a half times that's how much you avenue checking account what are the odds of that happening. I don't think the odds are very good and and the other thing is speaking of tax cheats did you see Geithner today is over in Berlin police saying Americans are gonna have to save more money. Easy for him to say doesn't pay taxes. Right -- noise Geithner pay off all of us all of his back taxes that he cheated on and then they anything give the rest of -- a lecture on what we ought to --"

" How -- the credibility at all. A little later trips but it --"

" Does look like you know we figured it out okay it's say it's it's this team. From the good under the whenever anyway you're talking about -- hold in the paper about your head page thirteen today my column -- There's a hole in my call. I don't -- to describe it you'll have to just see the paper. It's there's a hole in my column and I didn't know what it was a high of and I said I don't know what it is so don't put any messages on the -- like about it. And a few people of -- written written and faxes or emails. And they said it's the steam there's a busy this color this -- for a cup of coffee and youngest are colored this is it's one of the color pages in the paper today. And so they got a -- the color ads for the coffee company green mountain coffee and the steam is going up. Macromedia from a distance sleek and -- the paper it's pretty obvious that from closeup looks like nothing. I thought you know I thought Jesus I hope they got this straight now by the city efficient. Said Milloy -- Dolly came in here and I checked out the city edition and -- had been fixed tonight. At that point you begin to think that maybe there was some method for the madness but I -- know what it was telling got in here -- the studio."

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" Yeah. Get yourself I got a good yeah some of them. Yeah I gotta go to the bathroom but I think -- all get on the plane and I can just like a little fighting weight and everybody else destiny's particularly like to wait click on the plane and then I mean an airline has to tell people to go to the bathroom for the --"

" I never have any coffee once I get into the terminal just 'cause I don't. I don't wanna have to deal with the whole situation on the plane to begin --"

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