Chumpline 10/5/09

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" Audio streaming and also how we cart dot com you can take part of our daily Internet poll questions. And today's poll question concerns the the bizarre story in The Herald. The desperate mother of twins so -- to learn the identity and medical history of the sperm donor who fathered her children claims the daughters have potentially fatal health issues and deserve to know their dad. And -- apparently she wants some did she thinks they deserve to get child support payments and he -- and he should it take custody every once in awhile. Every man's nightmare Herbert sperm donors nightmare I guess I should say clinical and a women's nightmare to know what's what's that. -- being held responsible for something you did as a favor to somebody imagine donating an egg. Two an inferno cop -- haven't come back TO and asked for child support but I don't think that's ever happened has its India I mean this is this is what makes this such a strange laureate that this is it's so -- this can happen that can happen. I and I don't know how do you openly -- threat to well I don't I don't wanna open the gate here obviously I'm just say can I mean again I asked the question if if this guy we're not a physician the sperm donor. Probably make it a pretty decent living at least -- Obama here comes in and destroys everything. Would it would she be asking a a guy who wore oh who worked in a shoe store the mall. 221. Come up with this kind of -- which she -- which she won visitation rights. I don't think he signed on for a visit to and then she says she says that they told are all you'll be able to see the sperm don't he'll be around the sperm donor. I can't I just can't imagine the lawyer denies that the I key and I can imagine that the -- BS sperm bank whatever say -- like deaths. This wouldn't be any sperm bank has no one would be putting in any deposits if this was part of the deal. -- I do not know sandy -- I don't know scariest. This is lefties here and voices talking to or you know getting -- sings maybe she's on meant I said earlier when you weren't here that this is like fatal attraction. Only there was an old relationship whatsoever. And so far no bunny being boiled. No. But so far okay. The -- line is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie -- show you can not call and leave messages any hour of the day or night including weekends to -- one number if you like to -- such messages. 617. 779346761777934. Rescued before the 3469. Up they might fax machine my fax machine is back to your house planet so our. For wanna send a fax your facts -- up -- actually this is the first this is the first new higher. In the state of Massachusetts at least three months. The fax machine has been brought back -- fax machine and we have an intern -- today. Hot is it take tea pot pot ta -- not a hot -- if they that they. KK OK we avenue in -- take today. And Leo the fax machine is back the fax machine number is 6177793467. The trump line number is 6177793469. The -- were going through they just have to be downloaded. Because we were trying to oops you know save the planet."

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" Howie you've got to encourage external monster run for office public -- preferably and it's our how. Because believe I can call him in the more than I could -- local politician -- this period."

" What -- talking about I thought the colonel was very -- succeed today."

" We haven't thought he was sued -- you know. Some people think he's a smoker and that's why has that gravelly voice tonight disabuse you of that notion the man -- the purple -- the shrapnel from Vietnam."

" He he would say he he was a very yet direct today he'd know exactly what he was talking about it and they that was what this was one of his best performances in a long time my thoughts."

" Probably telephone poles and he has this weekend. Hallmark gold moved out of it did."

" Jay from Chelsea I didn't come here to be made sport up this is the thanks I get CNB I he said EM but Ted Williams -- book. As soon as I got it because. I didn't figure there was much there for me but I thought jay would like to read about Ted Williams head being mistreated being stuck on a -- Yes and this is the thanks I get hasn't gotten a book yet maybe he doesn't know about the -- we are damning is way. Ted's head arrived thank you very much -- it -- fact that while John -- you called attention to yourself that's what happens. I didn't call attention to myself to guide the global the globe ran a story."

" Making up for now though I mean by sending in the book you called attention to yourself when -- thought I'd seen the -- I don't wanna death pool this week let me contribute."

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" Feel when prayer that day and my own we know. There's been forward then galactic believe -- She moves who lives six. And downs who we know. Of those didn't get it and store trick go."

" No he did an oddly enough nobody's upset about that but the people in Chicago how -- that's down."

" Cindy I saw some polls last week. From the fox affiliate in Chicago saying that a bare majority of the people of Chicago were opposed to -- I'm sure those with a bare majority who pay property taxes in this city and the county."

" Do you think those riots and the people being you know beaten on the streets of Chicago ahead and can do of them losing the Olympics."

" They say any publicity is good publicity but I'm not sure that's the case when you're tried to get the Olympics it. And -- are being beaten to death outside the private high schools in the city."

" Yes I know my -- a couple of years back it's where contestants. Out of my full debate you always --"

" Oh well. I what do how much this guy's gonna have that is week's gonna pay legal expenses and whether he's going to be able to -- to seek. The the woman the pay his. Legal bills talk about a frivolous lawsuit this is the this is one of the worst."

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" I didn't always you know anybody in the days the way I believe the poll question -- we felt all by myself. Boy they're really -- its way to -- imminent today."

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" Daily take it every time you eat you say your name you're gonna wanna stay top Todd tell yourself. However I'm my first instinct is to say it is not the right way and you should be okay."

" By the way if you had its Brian's birthday do you have -- birthday present ready to go. Brian from Everett that I yet I think we would talk with some okay okay world blow will wait sorry Brian will have before you as soon. We'll Brian's birthday present."

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" think what the moon bats is and I was wondering about this. They missed -- crazy Jack wants -- during the whole eight years of the Bush Administration what was their complaint. That leaves -- with George Bush go. They got an increase big Bob Papa every year now with Barack did not gonna get a bump up but he then -- like that -- bat. It's Bryant's berth today he didn't ask for Budweiser beer this was all we want to -- 111. Give it to -- Almonte 11. Happy birthday from how we had from your dog your Shelby lady phone line 11 day ago."

" Karzai's concern that everything will always be George W Bush's fault. However. For infinity and the odds."

" You know -- a tabloid kind of guy. I like the Chicago sun times and I've been rooting for them to live. I was hoping we wouldn't go the way of the rocky mountain tabloid the tabloid and 22. But now that they blame George W. Bush for Chicago. Not getting. The Olympics. I really don't care that much what happens -- the sun times what do you do spin on the IOC had any stuff that. It would there was such -- they knew the word is hangover. They're such a hangover of bad feeling against the United States of America -- the rock. -- just he just couldn't. -- The -- over here and nine months that's why we lost and it's it's George Bush's fault. BD yes bush arrangements syndrome. Alive and well on the shores of Lake Michigan."

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" And they speak the language. You wind solar -- as well yeah. But you said there were jobs what makes you think they're here for jobs. Vick still coming here at the injury that story today they are still there are no jobs and they're still coming what could possibly be attracting them to Massachusetts."

" It's always. Vetoed -- if Obama Bob -- particularly hit it -- beautiful red it's beautiful."

" I've read that on the Internet last week somebody said that in May -- in -- to a country they are but I really haven't noticed a a great falling off. But compared to the ball stickers I know the wall stickers or two years older than a Barack's. Bumper stickers but. This still they're still hanging in pretty good here in the banana republic of Massachusetts."

" Now we might not be too late to get beyond -- in Chicago I mean Obama could have Mitt Romney go over there he's got a lot of experience pulling out chestnut about a fire when the company --"

" Did you read the paper yesterday -- is -- is feverishly working on his new book. He's he's writing it himself but he's getting a little editing help. Wink wink nudge nudge. He has a book doctor. Yes and everybody at about doctor now I don't currently have a book doctor."

" I'm the I'm I get some ice in the chapters off to look to the editor he says this is great stuff keep them -- I'm. I am hope that's I'm glad he feels that way but. You know I'm I'm kinda one of these guys who sees the glass is being half him BC and the you just don't get your hopes up but on the other hand they don't really wanna pay a book doctor a lot of though to take to take a quick read. -- forget about it today though."

" One way a lot of news -- received -- through the patient who should cool ago. I won't be win tripping -- lake Michigan's soft overall. Sort of world."

" Cool thing for video would you pare -- in Chicago does the flying squirrel around -- home. Surely there's another airport though for people like all --"

" Okay -- again evident that they get hopefully that will die trying but their utilities folder you're fascinated. I got a big -- particularly. And a little little cartoon thought."

" When will -- win well whatever man."

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