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Chumpline 9/22/09
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Chumpline 9/22/09

Published:Tue, 22 Sep 2009
Description:The daily chumpline from 9/22/09.
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" Brooke goes from a new -- world headquarters building. Others here is gone Hollywood thriller sure a couple of days and Jimmy Carter. Started talking about a thumbs up this behavior and was speculating. That perhaps. This. And he's or poor. Or through a decorum was because people was rooted in racism. Is is -- on to something there or is that just something to talk of."

" Well the first of all having -- To realize that I was actually black before the election."

" Having been a black man who use. Right. It's still work. And neighborhoods they were. Talking to the folks who do are recycle moves they've -- and great job sustainability actually has returned to all time victory -- more jobs from Boston has essentially only charge."

" Right now on this point four hour news cycle. They easiest way to get on CNN and suit or fox served any of illustrations MSNBC. Has just say something -- outrageous now."

" How the longer -- they shut up I'm the boss here you call me mister karma Howard -- W arterial radio network. One."

" 469432218774694322. That is the toll free number of how we are sure if you like to join us here this afternoon every weekday afternoon it is preliminary Election Day in the city of Boston. So get out there and vote if you haven't voted you have another almost 3 hours to 8 o'clock tonight. To vote in and it's a good turnout but I don't think you can have to wait are you going aligned. If you'd like to listen to the show on the Internet you can always do so go to our website which is how we car dot com how we cart dot com click on the live. Audio streaming. Also how we cart dot com you can take -- our daily Internet poll questioned how we poll has brought to you by Jeff Carbone insurance contact the commissioner Jeff Carbone insurance dot com to save money on your auto and home insurance. Jeff Carbone insurance dot com to save money on your auto and home insurance city what is today's poll question and one of the results thus far."

" In your personal experience is economy getting warmer or colder. It's getting cold there. So are now saying drum roll please 94%. From the 84%."

" That's right the new the New York Times is extremely concerned about the fact that. Just because the weather seems to be turning colder many people are losing faith in. Climate change. They don't call it global warming anymore -- they now call it climate change because. Intuitively people understand that the globe is not giving more."

" All right the trump wind is the recorded voice mail message service of the Howie -- show you can call and leave a message at any hour of the day or night including weak against the chump like number if you like to leave such a messages. 617779346961777934. 69 we may or may not play your message. At this time each week day. And today's top -- has brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 -- today for all your home and contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" All I'm because the have a good company go to war whereas scandal. How we how do we go to work where on the big --"

" I didn't come here just when you shot it -- safe. I do not wear big shoe yet. I think."

" Don't -- hey maybe maybe maybe and I looked so lane placed in the care so our kids can't wrap."

" Kim Stanley Dukakis. -- of the lead pipe guarantee that he would not raise your taxes key of the nationwide surge is. He of the appointing of -- crooked sheriffs chuckles reared in Essex County. And the job -- honest John methodical the high shareware. Of Middlesex County he appointed. Jerry and dealt with Colorado. -- is education adviser who later became the president of Bridgewater state university. Remember that and he was simple way to prison. Remember the president Westfield State College -- who molested. Young male students and he was then replaced by 88 new rep for a greatest president of the Westfield State College who threw away a girl out of the dorm coed so that. He could places and relief teenage daughter in the dorm. I could go one. For the rest of the show and talking about him Stanley Dukakis. And now. Now we will be the next senator from -- I don't care fees only the senator for ten minutes. It's so much."

" How -- spell gore."

" I hope you're enjoying the day is nice but from our web. What effect this press. It's the first day of follow through war like this bird if all of amyloid global climate change."

" I think we're still owed. About a months worth of warm days. It's the it was not a nation June desire or call it mister vice president in July was nothing to write home about either. --"

" See what I -- about Steve from Montreal. It's always good twenty seconds you've already had it then that you brought a low or lower as the bad. So we've got to supplement -- the -- green and Labatt blue."

" Steve was so little off his game today it seemed that -- it seemed that he had gotten into they have best. The spirit of things a little it even though all these days later."

" So good live. Lose. Your own -- could still be. He can do -- do we -- rules. Don't know word he says yeah. Some bodies found ways to -- like porky -- Competitors goes -- when he's -- You can flip -- laws you can't bring. --"

" It. I think patches a couple of times is in the wizard of us. Grant that it wouldn't be very often. The guy we were really counting on the Stephanopoulos. Congressman former congressman Joe Kennedy. He was the original wizard of was. But."

" You never know we may think you know again though I don't think we will said -- he's too smart Karen prophecy and I think it's a -- good."

" A good senator for us but I understand why doesn't wanna do smart is not the word I would've used to describe Joe Kennedy when you I should thank him but he did make. The wise. Decision one can make an occasional wise decision without being smart."

" always supporting Mike Dukakis interim US senator there's no more ridiculous sort of point and not take place fuel interim US senator. That is the that is -- the that we could --"

" I think -- PH did referred on -- in that case. Yeah he he also Euro American you know the governor's councilor who was also it was a former judge. It with a high school with -- He's the governor asked com. My classmate at Deerfield when he was about to be appointed to a judgeship. He says. It's only about Howie Carr. What happens how we cars -- fields made of the way he has he also called me a sociopath. If you're keeping score at no point can understand associate NASCAR for an -- Landis in the not king's. He'd he didn't much like -- and he'd. He didn't --"

" Who Orion capital well armed Beacon Hill does really with the exception of maybe a handful of people. Scott Brown comes to mind."

" Viewed not only to -- many other -- dimension and the other people who've been helping us out -- with these returns by the way."

" She could feel the need to smoke from the -- music played some seed down in the only. Believe me you're getting how we need to. You'll find them he's done lately. -- you didn't know you but please if do you that cannot do that these agreed that."

" They keep coming back. To what I said before. All I ask is to be left alone where there are walking across the Komondor whether god forbid I should find myself down in the fence. -- there's certain things I don't need to see. And from a common I don't need this Melanie -- okay if you're worried about second hand tobacco smoke. I don't need any secondhand marijuana smoke what about mighty civil rights. As dapper used to say."

" We could get excited by how they treat there we get members there we have a man -- and there are obvious because there's. I hit the play when. -- Male pattern baldness morbid obesity and Irish curtain and we can't give him up parking spot. I feel -- should be a lesson today."

" whoever could be referring to. I don't have male pattern baldness. What would you call it. I would call -- they growing forehead no connect element of."

" I would go Obama didn't know that big score and we are getting spending permit government. That's very good. Whether they disappointed acorn. Everything can be -- and such things."

" The jury didn't know that governor Paterson was going down in the polls in New York State either when he basically kicked them. Under the under the bus yesterday."

" Did you -- slowing down they're creating instant and the airport the other day so if you're doing in slow -- Obama grabbing him by the arm and in -- whispering in his ear. Praise from my -- saying don't run around."

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" There's I expect the mentioned that a model will be on Letterman to knock us. Yes topic is not up coveted promotion laden then met at. -- gone wild video fifth that you don't say okay. Like the younger do this this."

" You would Dave have a lot in common there's no question about that. That proved you gotta love child a bit today. Unlike a certain late night to talk show host who used to be moderately funny."

" Howie now the -- no longer Cooper Pollack and that and we can cut out foreign aid spectrum available. Particularly European. Hey maybe not a sure -- deal."

" A mall in favor of that. I've never understood the whole concept behind foreign -- What do we just sent it directly to what 22. People like which sharp's sweet Swiss bank accounts."

" Yes I'm sure and I think you should. It stopped drinking immediate release is if you fall down and cut here it says well you can't put out -- pulled off."

" That I mispronounce it I'm sorry if I did that. I was not drinking though which I'm gonna Columbo Hoff who like they do in the tabloid headlines."

" That was your last -- line message thank you for calling -- retired huge. Jumped."

" Okay that's it for the -- why today that -- plan is the recorded voice mail message service about how we are show you can call leave a message and any hour of the day or night including weekends Jim what number it like to leave such a -- 6177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's jump -- was brought you buy lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hard -- today for all your home and contractor needs or log on for lumber liquidators dot com."

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" Boris Yeltsin got so drunk during the US visit he was found outside the White House in his underwear trying to hail a taxi. As he wanted a pizza. The following night -- guard mistook him for an intruder after the former Russian president was discovered stumbling drunk commonly around the basement of the official visitors residents. This is an fewer branches new book he was a speechwriter for the crew -- Clinton. I I didn't read this anywhere but that jay from Chelsea said that you know this new stadium they got in Dallas for the cowboys. I guess it cost an arm and leg you might say the bill so Jerry Jones say is really yet you think -- prices are bad at Fenway Park. Up an electric boxes -- what your pizza costs or regular pizza CNB at regular cheese pizza in twenty bucks. Ninety acts. 9090. Can you bring -- I'm just wonder what what my favorite kind of beats a meat lover's pizza. -- fifteen that's gotta be at least 2518774694322. Springfield. A former Postal Service employee has pleaded guilty to stealing more than 30000 dvds that move through spring feels main post office. -- Where would you fats 30000 stolen dvds. Miles Weathers a former Springfield resident now living in New York took the dvds who were sent by Netflix the customers in greater Springfield during a one year period beginning in January 2007. Federal prosecutors say the movie rental company or a post office officials this suspiciously high number of dvds. Were disappearing from Springfield. At one point as many as 100 movies a week or disappearing. Authorities say Weathers was arrested February 22 2008. After investigators film that taking dvds from packages and slipping them into his. Backpack. He's gonna be scheduled on December 23. Three months from now. Taser is in the news. Mercer said -- California are said. Yeah Fresno. Fresno -- The -- said police department's internal affairs investigation. In the internal affairs division is investigating a complaint alleging that an officer twice used a -- Against an unarmed man with no legs in a wheelchair. I guess he got battle line. He -- Gregory Williams fortieth double leg amputees spent six days in jail on suspicion of domestic violence resisting arrest. After the September 11 issue how much. Just remember to do."

" I don't know when there."

" I don't like your attitude though. Forest Mississippi."

" I just like that Dark Knight might -- you're seeing it yet to act up -- arms and legs and I don't going you know unguarded. Officers had to use a stun gun and handcuffs to capture an emu running loose on interstate twenty. And central Mississippi on Sunday. Must have been -- mean bird police officer -- Culpepper told the TV station in Jackson the motorist had been calling 9/11 911 since Friday. To report sightings of two. US highway eighty. Authorities had been unable to find the peace until Sunday when one was spotted near I twenty entrance ramp and not get the -- Another -- about the second one the bird was dodging traffic. Why would think so. Really want to commit suicide there was no fall. Culpepper and deputies were able to surrounded the animal but it had to use that pays -- handcuffs can cops. What they what kind copping on with -- now. Picked it up. As serious I I don't know another seat once again this is an AP story there's much much missing that we don't we don't we need to know more about more about. Try not to let this when destroy your faith in the integrity of the fundraising process in the democratic."

" Party. Hassan and a number Ozzie a multimillionaire. Is I rainy and American investment banker who most recently served as. Finance. Chairman. For Hillary Clinton's presidential campaigns. Has been indicted. For two multimillion dollar Ponzi schemes. Or just won the first Ponzi scheme to -- one that Kirk Kirk chairman her finance Sherman was space it was addressed that on. -- It was a fund it was a fraud involving ATM machines according to the -- two men solicited more than eighty million dollars worth of investments and -- thousand ATMs placing convenience stores gas stations in malls. They promised to revenues based on ATM fees and issued false statements of investment returns. Turns out the men had purchased fewer than 400 ATMs the rest of the revenues were based on a giant Ponzi scheme. So this this is Hillary Clinton whose campaign also had that that Chinese guy right. Who was who was -- basically running his own fraud scheme and it was funneling money. To these that dirt pour Chinese people at San Francisco. And they were all Mac -- out there Hillary Clinton's campaign with his go to remember that. You'll remember they the Washington Post had a story the other day about James O'Keefe the pimp. -- the went up against acorn. And they've basically said that said that he was angry at acorn because the voter registration drives. Brings up blacks and Hispanics to the polls to vote against Republicans. Move that they've issued a correction today on the story. The article about the community organizing group acorn incorrectly said that a conservative journalist targeted the investigation for hidden camera videos. Partly because it's voter registration drives bring Latinos and African Americans to the polls. Although acorn registers people mostly from these groups to make -- the videos James."

" He did not specifically limit -- generally mentioned them."

" In other words this is powerline blog. In other words post reporters. Fears and Leo meg. Fabricated the existence of an -- quotation indicating a racial animus for -- keeps reportage. The race angle existed only in the minds of the Washington Post itself. Thanks for clearing that one up. All -- nice 18774694322. Those guys who go to work at the Boston all that's right the -- when -- this site for -- 18774694322. On Howie Carr. "

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