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" Well I mean this is the -- a trophy what's going on with this story out of Wellesley. So want to -- to spread their buying toothbrushes in -- the quiet -- brush anywhere else what's this all about. Paula it's a swine flu story I've lost interest collect what. Couldn't get chief gets claimed to commute toothbrush I don't actually seeing I don't know its its its silly and yes. That's all I could I can't believe -- I am I just I though maybe the middle of the bank robbery -- wouldn't tennis brush I didn't I didn't know that no one I did music Minnesota didn't all it looks like it's a Wellesley College story through. I'm I'm losing interest even more rapidly it's definitely a Wellesley College story. Okay go ahead."
" Right he's the runners up. Groups can mean they do not when he olive oil. The first one is from Manchester, New Hampshire. A man who spat his gum up the window of his car all man this is another swine flu types story track a lot of people at risk. Crashed in Manchester early Saturday. Officer SATA driver from Manchester to his eyes off the road at a sharp curve on interstate 293. When the driver over corrected the steering the car overturned into trees and -- a highway driver was able to -- for the crash. So she -- I shouldn't call us a line literally -- each one and one. A bride to be in the Lower Saxony city of arsenal broke. Went berserk in a dry cleaner shop upon discovering her wedding dress had been stolen. She really lost a police -- persons had Brazilian foreign born Russa Larry defenseman told the newspaper. The stress of losing her treasured down just two days before the nuptial Brazilian born yes she went crazy when would when Arnold Schwarzenegger who. Hot blooded does that when he says he's got a lot of trouble see that's why importing Arnold Schwarzenegger she freaked out screamed at the end and ripped clothing from the stands an employee of the drug is called the police out of fear and -- 66 of them to get -- out. She bought began fifteen years before her wedding. That's kinda. She's kind of freaky anyway and means who could help us that the -- is speaking of freaky -- she Stoller softer she couldn't fit into it anymore that the cops ever -- There's absolutely no give me you know insinuate at least Saxony on the phone horse Jack I've got a tip. -- Connie New Hampshire police settle -- Connie woman obsessed with -- city police officer attempted to set fire to his house while his feeling was sleeping. Police believe she tried to burn officer Alan Britain's house during the early morning hours of September 5 inside regret and his small children and his girlfriend the fire started near rubbish -- that suddenly test garage. In a request for a stocking his petition last year the officer that he was uncomfortable. With the advance issues to come to his house and leave cross pens and Hershey's Kisses in this now. Oh yikes yeah. And she was arrested for violating the order in order not to have contact with about a month later she came to the police department to file a complaint against her former employer -- display broad look like. I got to know how much else's house of us her picture. It's hard to tell its -- that tells Nadia. About a month but she can police department to file a complaint records show that after he he he this police officer handed the case over to another officer she asked -- in an email. Danny went to Dunkin' Donuts for copying -- course she went to these are -- police officer and not knowing that she worked there when she weighed on Emily -- In his money out for the coffee she corrects his handy stuck on a particular copy shop. -- she's he's coming good time and that's that's kind of scary. El Paso police and a lower valley are investigating a series at home burglaries in which demand forced women victims to undress. Authorities say the man described as a black man about five feet five inches tall with curly hair and yellow teeth. Broke into three homes during the past nine months and demanded that the female victims pose nude -- compromising positions. Could she is for them to tell everybody is that yellow -- that's got to be he asked. Shreveport Louisiana police say a mean impersonating an officer with a flashing red light in his car. Has been arrested -- free poll pulled harder on driver this is a great story mayor or Shreveport Louisiana. Police think the suspect was using in -- like to maneuver through traffic. Now for you bought it says I don't recognize you government of one Ahmad Tom saw him so how did you -- on a police department. But tomorrow at Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed a suspected burglar and a garage behind is off campus home. Some shocked neighbors say they heard blood curdling screams in an area just blocks in the universe guy just been robbed a couple of days earlier they had -- noticed he came home minister garage door is open. And he grabbed a sort of confronted the intruder who has a habitual offender who just been released from jail."
" He had a record about as long as his arm all of the quarter at the very end of that story two words and maybe it's not in your your version says. It's almost with saint Johns Hopkins you know these these two really is these kids that are pay him like 50000 a year ago medical school. In a living in this like this horrible slum area and they said it's almost like a class of culture clash of cultures it's not almost it is clash."
" Michael doubters was a patient there for a number of weeks a few years ago and it's no it's a world it is the world class hospital incredible hospital and you cannot walk up the front door without a police officer with you. The fact we citadel hotel bomb about a half a mile from the hospital. And every night the security guard would walk aside and put -- in a cab to take its back I mean you can neglecting Kelly captain sounds like New Haven. Yeah I guess so. I guess so I I know I know I know was someone who worked at Yale who did it. -- Schenectady the mother of a nineteen year old man and a mother with thirteen year old girl. Thought they would avoid legal problems that they signed an agreement that allowed their children to have a romantic relationship. Well now the Orange -- of Phyllis street is charged with second degree rape and a host of other charges for having relationship with a girl he is she's thirteen. The mother of pitching out but this was a good idea and he's nineteen that only the mother by the -- help but she's not that his mother's 38. And sushi she had her kid when she was nineteen yeah. And her mother -- doesn't say held her mother's. Whenever that a missing in the late twenty's they put some -- thing it was okay for the studio dates of the Sargent. The women but it in they went pick up that bridge provide protection in case -- thirteen year old should get pregnant. That's. That's really nice -- gee I wonder if I went to the nineteen year old is planning to get a job if I he knocked up his girlfriend's. Hollis a teacher at Hollis Brookline High School was arrested after -- some sexually explicit emails and instant messages one containing a pornographic picture. To the mother of one of his students. Christopher JC -- well it's better than sending it to one of the student system is charged with it to class a misdemeanor offenses of stocking an obscene matter. He gain access to -- not just through his position as a teacher in the high school. He said the pornographic picture was of a male genitalia and some of the messages were sent or sexually explicit. I can just can't imagine many your kids teachers -- and just."
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" China a monkey has pushed a woman off of a -- The woman six year old Zhao chief Jiang."
" Made the claim after winding up in the bottom this is the thanks we humans yet you know we rescued a bunch of monkeys from a hotel. Yesterday in Boston. And this is the way they report AS these jobs Ramsey physically after she wound up at the bottom of -- seven Peter --"
" Fracturing your hip from breaking the three -- now she -- a travel agent who organized a trip into China's. Chengdu wildlife park. The monkey -- your rage and a woman refused to hand over those monkeys back into the toxic hotel here in Boston the monkey -- winter ridge -- woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food Richard tour guide to recommend to achieve what exactly is monkey and why wouldn't she's given to a monkey that -- and ship them Mikey the Mikey food. And nobody is gonna get her okay."
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" This left over deer from your your -- to allow -- far. The first when -- from Saint Louis a southern Illinois woman died after being severely burned in a flash fire while undergoing surgery. A rare but vexing problem in operating rooms -- Cobb died at Vanderbilt University Medical Center. Not exactly. A -- hospital. I mean -- is a eight -- hospital a flash fire she was burned on the operating table. Our attorney Robert Howard and says he requested medical records from the hospital when he had a few details about what happened. The Phillies in shock and grief there's an accidental flash wire kind of operation -- bomb it looks like she went and firmly."
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" Can you imagine going -- knee surgery and he -- fire I mean the other winner. I think you know about this particular story. Larry Craig wasn't the only politician arrested this year after unfortunate bathroom and soda cans so Wiki a candidate for Salem City Council. Spent two weeks oh yes I do know but as the campaign behind bars this offer a lot from a man inside a portable toilet. And knocking it over in an attempt to collect a 28 dollar debt. Police say so Wiki confronted the men over the missing money it rally plaza 1 morning I thought it was run for mayor. We demand he said. Needed a moment she's the bathroom and stepped into the sort of why weren't voted for him if he mused if -- if the incumbent was on the ballot against him so Wiki then. As a crowd began to. So Wiki then blocked the main aside with a padlock began rocking back and forth."
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