Chumpline 9/11/09

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" Saw Michael Jordan admitted to the Hall of Fame in Springfield the basketball Hall of Fame today and it's about time I would say. I don't care about the Chicago balls. Well I care about is that 1982. National championship for the University of North Carolina. That was a that was an 800 pound gorilla on the back of every tar heel -- that does mean guest is a -- no. But you -- city -- no well -- how much I enjoy or not well tar heel basketball he hit or that you he has the wedding -- Against the Georgetown a boy yes in 1982."

" Counts as -- with North Carolina in the whole amount obsession."

" And Tina's falling in your footsteps -- as he -- they were quit you know they were clearing out a bunch of books today. The the -- jock -- is. Did you know what I found them in a pile Cindy have contrast that you're going to turn -- let. The Carolina way. Lessons I learned from coaching Carolina basketball. By the look coach. Though not Roy Williams Dean Smith. My coach Michael Jordan's coach. It's gonna have a it's a may take and hold the team about a I think by the way I I gave up. Bob -- from -- Ben and Jerry's in parks where he is out enough out in Vegas right now. He bought me a ticket last year to ten dollars I won 25. Defer -- Carolina winning the national championship. Put down another -- buck. With Bob Ward. Way to support your team. This year this year since all the players -- they all the top scores graduated into the NBA. The odds are not two point 5212. And a half the one they're -- ones off they win this year all when a hundred bucks."

" Our mayor -- her first name could do so and and why it. Our data ahead of the fact it's basically empty hey that's cool. I don't think god myself those bands but I just can't take -- based. As mayor -- baseball has always good grew up they're pretty crazy day."

" guys pretty good he caught that he caught that last night I didn't catch that CNB until I was listening to what again this morning. That's the that's the fancy talk for one where he says he doesn't have a soul -- so play that hole cut. The out Q was -- Mino. Got a third of it's should be yeah I got it okay there it is speaking problems I believe it's locked."

" You do face some criticism. About your speaking style -- Internet and was told this to me this at all sorry just a funnel -- to talk. Does involving the people talk about this do you think it's even fair that they do."

" They're people criticize -- when you speak. We don't know about -- speak it's not get the job done for the senior Washington. That's how I look at it so -- really not sure you fill in the country many years. Thinner commonly much a return to accomplish from Washington -- mind -- I mean I -- amendment in one -- almost every weekend that. I don't do -- about the people how to do and they would feel much on the -- that's -- care about most and then -- folks they make a difference assets."

" How -- the neighborhood folks care about -- you know. I just go knew -- I just go do Bob my job. I gold the bug my job."

" They did you notice how Steve from Montreal found so much more lucid at the beginning of the month. When you double without honest man instead of running out of homes."

" She hasn't -- following. Steve Steve has become much more elusive. Since. Since gorge bush left office. He's he's one of the guys for whom bush arrangements syndrome has. Ahead this is -- implications for him yeah I aids it's similar mission that's the word I was looking for."

" How -- and Barack Obama declared this is an old basic servant to take it up. -- you know nine elevenths remembered it doesn't have that copy dvd -- public -- I bet I'm apple works but yeah not."

" How did that ever turn out. But the cops in Peabody wanted to have 9/11 offers a paid as another paid holiday."

" So loud so we usually do for doing these days. Those days of -- you know then go to values. Pull out old they usually -- Of you're. -- Edward Palin."

" You know she was talking about what a beautiful day it was a 9/11 there hasn't been a nice nine elevenths sense that -- today is no exception. Are -- rotten today it's it's. It's march."

" Yes creative block on September 11 towards towards next. All of a prostitution now fluid government money. I that it regulated. -- so good I'm other countries illegally come into the country dead."

" And there were gonna have. Nobody gets to get have a gun unless they're politically correct and that every. Dog and cat -- are going to have to legal representation in court."

" I was prepared had been called police. Threw me on the office. Just be completely hostile -- me without hesitation. Helping heavyweight eight could -- with the evading taxes couldn't send him for the brothel. Clicking on federal tax laws. He's doing everything they can help us is completely shocked."

" We think. The reaction to be in the mainstream media George Bush. -- had worked for an organization. Like this acorn. Where they were advising this. This. This guy -- To how we could just set up a brothel with guilt underage illegal aliens."

" And I get media code guard --"

" I share every once contempt for CNN but. How was the Coast Guard and enough you know it's it is September 11 they are here in -- let's get a little by the White House Press Office. I guess Gibbs just went off on CNN you know his buddies you know other where they they were turning them on the mode that's turning on one another Gibbs was practically have. That's from the counts on on the wire he was practically yelling at CNN for Barack make a mountain out of a molehill."

" Long sentence says who are -- kids. Mediate. Are executing. The army says -- certainly -- increased their debt Tuesday's."

" That I do is say put them at a brothel that I that I -- to."

" We do how it I didn't feel really good captain -- can't -- ended -- two -- Come -- give up command scary scary age and let -- move on here actually people who -- tonight. Well of course I don't know how we would. Steve -- know that didn't think they're doing so fight night."

" Always a pleasure Dutch check in anytime you like."

" Well it's not an eleven just perfect -- for some sort of photo shoot black men hadn't. In my airplane. Or some sort of Guerrero in the football -- Delaware."

" I Delaware -- the Potomac to Washington that I -- but I don't think I really don't think the White House has anything to do with us."

" This is -- was trusting memorial bridge when they weren't and an -- you shoot out underneath."

" This is this is one of those government type situations which is described. By the acronym snap fu."

" Stay out of congress should head over Obama. Like adopted it can be re -- admit they're. And do an audit it's dated all. Right."

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" A big Obama thought god this couldn't help but some magic -- debate good health --"

" OK. That's pretty good I like that it."

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