Police Blotter 9/11/09

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" So city what other you start reading a few over amend these are runners up these are not when they shelling out well the first one us from the New York Post a judge yesterday ruled against the Long Island man. Who drove a phony missile emblazoned with the words need to buy Viagra into Manhattan. Manhattan federal judge William -- said. -- sacks illegally infringed on pharmaceutical giant Pfizer trademark for a direct out dysfunction drug by copying its slogan. It did not address Pfizer's demand for damage that the solution Pfizer sued them."

" Pfizer sued him -- this was a civil case and that the arrest them now. I'm sure people neighborhood really thrilled to be on dogs let's say -- I mean did the cops have a right to lighten. Bring the guy in just referred -- you -- being a general Lucent sort of stops to -- us --"

" Burlington Vermont free press police said they cut for people trying to remove the giant pepper from a chili's restaurant in Bennington. The group brand 400 things are really slow why does take."

" God and I'm a big fan of Vermont I really like what what ever happened to cal Tippett."

" The group. -- 470. Feet of extension cord. I crossed for a -- Vermont 67. And through our Home Depot parking lot to power and electric drill used to detach the -- sign."

" From atop the building early Sunday all the times I've driven by a chili's restaurant and I've never thought to myself."

" I gotta get me that giant pepper well before or two college students and a recent graduate and one who is. Between work and school and -- sided with Grand Larceny the sign his value was 8000 was alcohol involved in this at and it does not say if this happened to 4:30 in the morning so all yesterday. The jump to a conclusion I think in your probably right. Hermon Maine rescuers and a state game board who were sent a check out a possible medical emergency and Herman pond. We're relieved to find that the man aboard a boat that was riding around in circles. Actually was napping. It was a good intent call we always want him."

" We always one and check it out of some isn't troubles in either recurring questions napping nerve."

" Passed out as said he had fallen asleep. There was one dog and the vote in the dog appeared to be distressed it mentions there is no mention. No mention. Of alcohol. I think that's egregious. The dog probably not fill the empty beer cans off with the stale into the water would be surprised crest -- an Alabama man was accused of retail theft. After skipping out on a 188. Dollar bar bill at the crest few voters. And hookers employee told an officer -- score low -- and go voters confront."

" The man with the rising -- I told her he would pay for it when the server went back to his table after presented ticket he was gone no money was laughed. The man is 23 had told the server he was staying at the supreme itself. They expand their. And the F officer content of the Mattel that's a lot of Beers at a hooters is one of the man's coworkers who advise them of the perpetrator was staying in room 145. As well as the other people -- 45 the man's employer had rented told the out of thirty didn't know the location of the perpetrators but guess what they found him. Imagine that -- giving your boss -- hotel remember. Bremerton Washington a fifteen year old Bremer to man was arrested Saturday -- taunting a drummer any being and as -- Blackberry festival. He thought things were slowing Vermont really while watching the drummer is the man would lurches I -- forwards. As if he was trying to start a fight he also took a swing at the trust -- festival staff member. An officer found -- in a -- filling out paperwork and about seven noticed him yelling at commander. He was arrested and found to have a woman's ID card and a half empty bottle of whiskey impact and backpack. Put up Blackberry -- cells like -- really good time for for everybody involved."

" you go for some Blackberry wine you know can't these exhibition pops into my third outlet of the -- they should they probably saw Blackberry jam and freshman. But the black -- is. There's good better than blackberries if there if if they're fresh right off the run -- of the bush. -- You -- lot of times they get picked early images stick kind of -- our you know he can then you never you never -- to you by -- and -- and have a few yes panicking getting good that's there's nothing like allied -- I agree I agree that I I prefer when they're when they're at their peak. I'd prefer to blueberries or strawberries."

" Seattle time again this is another great northwest Seattle times a bank robbing duo. They stick up man and get away driver known collectively as the fashion faux pop bandit. Had pulled off Phillies three rays fashion -- club -- that the regular make a movie about a guy's name fashion -- their name because the robberies are carried out by Emanuel often wore White Sox -- brown slip on shoes and shorts. -- no offense but I've seen worse walking down the street in -- they would not easily be a -- apply and and -- my neighbor but they pulled -- the least three recent bank robberies before the driver was fatally shot. And the second man was arrested and new market. And Manchester man with nine -- wearing White Sox was now a capital crime in the Pacific metro resident. A Manchester man -- nine previous drunk driving convictions had his bail doubled this week after he was arrested. When he went on a wild alcohol fortify a ride in a stolen car that ended with his crashing into a tree. -- persons 58 with what Manchester is this which Manchester, New Hampshire. He's been convicted of two point nine crimes throughout New Hampshire since 1977. Including eight drunken driving convictions most recently in Manchester in November of 2007. An addition he was previously convicted of drunk driving in another state. And already was -- for crimes in New Hampshire when he was arrested was charged with impersonating an illegal aliens. There's notation on here and wade because he was holding a follow pop off -- a brown paper bag was impersonating a Kennedy is the -- the -- I don't think that was necessary but I felt obliged not tell everybody about it. Deceit and Dunn dean. Deputies say Tampa Bay Area man tries to rob a convenience store while his wife and two year old daughter awaited in the car. The pinellas county sheriff's office said twenty year old Mark Johnson was arrested early Friday after trying to hold up the -- being inconvenienced or with the plastic pellet gun. He didn't get any money in flood punished stores a dollar -- he's lucky to get shocked. Isn't that the truth I mean you know honest to god. I road -- instantly a excuse me a road rage incident late Wednesday night Lancaster led to a scuffle ended when one of the combatants pulled out a gun. And accidentally shot himself in the leg the man was -- what state Pennsylvania. Detectives believe the incidents -- and around 1030 when someone cut someone else off on traffic -- Jason sued to individuals on motorcycles. One another vehicle road rage on her column of them all -- and Mano a gun gets pointed a write these the two winners they win. The olive oil Salem New Hampshire. This is from the Lawrence eagle Tribune and ascension by big Al on big gal you did not send your address so unless you send me another email. Our facts of your -- percent of the olive oil will not be coming your way the by the way John from Kansas we have your address and it went out today. While the names everything into the Delaware people tonight. Police said they took a 55 year old man into custody yesterday after he allegedly shot at a small boat in front of his waterfront home in -- be lake. Can helix are. He was being evaluated at a local hospital police converged on the 54 South Shore road home of William prime done us. After a neighbor reported he heard a shot fired and no -- to small pond to boat was sinking. Police believe for Dallas fired a shotgun from either inside or just outside -- some. Half a dozen police officers set up a perimeter while the captain called the home to make contact with him. Was Huskies at first the only got the answer machine -- several times before and spinning for Donna's. Who mimics the answering machine message he would stay lean mean message speed then hang up. Police spent about thirty minutes from the funding goes shooting before a final at the house unarmed he's been taken into custody and taken into protective custody because he made several threats of suicide. I guess when he broke you just -- decided it was time -- she is the you know I have a question about this yeah go ahead. Well for me you know the what the question I'd ask him when he -- answered basket. What it does not mentions it's not know. How -- how could possibly not be involved. I don't know except it's one of two things either alcohol was involved or the means -- tenths. United could be so it's quite you know you never enough. The other winner is from sky news. 99 women in Turkey have been duped into appearing in Internet pornography after starring in a stake brig for big Brothers to our reality show. The sixteen to 24 year old were locked in a house in films around the clock for two months. But instead of fame and fortune from becoming reality TV star is naked pictures of the women were sold on the Internet. The Turkish scam was uncovered what one anxious at a parents contacted police. Offices raided a luxury Melanie is scramble away."

" How -- how those women were members of Mensa vicinity the they couldn't figure out that there was a problem and one that would not none of their friends and seen the model local broadcast that TV station is."

" I don't know that toolbar you don't know that -- don't have TV -- cash -- victims have not responded to an advertisement online asking for contestants -- new Turkish show called somebody's watching you must be good looking and very stupid that they signed contracts agreeing to stay at the house for the two month period and to pay a fourth -- 33000 dollars that they locked out. Initially they were delighted after moving into the luxury villa complete -- pull -- But within a matter of weeks they realized that something was wrong when the show failed to follow the usual format like task -- evictions. When they demand to be released the victims were told they would have to pay the hefty fine before they can leave the property. None of the house Smith could afford to pay an all continue to stay in the house for the two month experiment when police arrived they would hear the woman calling for help from inside. One Turkish man has been -- So they they were just taking pictures of naked around my house right what I didn't have pictures they had -- streaming and they had and they had you know. Things of that nature stuff that's what they were down one. Eight scientists are not Mensa but you know what if they'd and I don't know what it took -- like a week -- so to figure out something was trying okay."

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