Chump Line September 9, 2009

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" It's -- part about it is that I can absolutely see the guy from a Joe Francis girls gone wild and Bill Clinton in a room together go and you know. This really is a good idea."

" It's always good -- really do it and probably costs. I -- he's very good game didn't come to think government can still be -- Did you want to -- at least."

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" He was attacked by a giant -- is a child is that what was his -- about -- had to -- big -- I don't know sorry twelve all he had their real invasive medical procedures so no need for the big -- unthinkable."

" The president yeah what part of no don't you understand it when the American people say they are rejecting. You're health care program and."

" All -- just not smart enough to understand it or you just haven't -- or. And this is the big -- you oppose health insurance reform under Obama because altogether now you're racist."

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" Now Al Gore and Van Jones look they've both got the common man the hustler thing going but as bad as Al Gore was I don't think he's an avowed Communist."

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" He's not a racist but we'll we'll look into."

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" How far I think we're going just a little bit -- far on that. All -- web never."

" Barack Obama is just -- little argument -- you can -- an --"

" Hey. That's a stupidly asked question isn't it you'll have to go to the president tells for a beer."

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" And manage it. All just cut the president a break yet so this whole thing is go to our rights."