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" got a an email last night for much Chris really be the state rabbit and a -- and the same area. Though he was telling me that you know we're talking about you know that the kids -- being forced in some school districts to watch the -- Barack Obama propaganda film. Next week. And he said he first realized what a problem was of these left wing school districts when his daughter came home. Did she was watching she's she talked about seeing Fahrenheit. 9/11. Yeah and if there's if he said it was even have like a political science course -- wasn't a hard course."

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" I think you're gonna be on the best seller lists at least for a few days senator. Sony saying it was worth it now I don't think it's worth it and I IKEA -- Campbell. This is it is it possible. By the way the Ted Kennedy it was going over to John Kerry's house at 3 in the morning on the -- after the election in 2004. To get a drink. Could that possibly be the reason why he was knocked on the door and -- square at 3 AM -- that Kerry was asleep when he was knocking on the door right on election night right which he thought he was gonna win. He thought it was gonna and who believes that the that John Kerry says no we're sure all much or wanted to do for our nation's."

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" And I was during the 3 o'clock newscast. Scott -- cracker Jack newsman. Is on I don't know where he has. But he was replaced by a woman and she referred to a the driver is that that ran the elderly driver ran over the these women police officer she said he had been infected. Predicted or by the early president -- could probably now hit create his oh lead story at five was the same -- Aureus. Channel 70 but you can guess what it was. Yeah outplay the jaws music -- we need some jaws music I mean they how can they even do we have we can't do -- the jaws music has been laid off to us. Okay everything has been laid off around here."

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" If you would like to hear -- we put it on The Herald website today you can go to Boston Herald dot com and it's with my column. And all you can hear all those sound cuts that we played last night. He did say Foster and I insisted that they've put Boston on because they knew that people would be writing he didn't really say that how he's making it up. But I'm not making it up MI do we have that we have the cut. Okay were played after the child."

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" Drop. Fairly last night it was a debate rocks further -- TV cameras around but. There where you they were really going after him big time because they figured they went the except for -- they went too easy on them on TV on the channel for debate. They said -- was actually rolling his eyes. I would I would pay to see. -- got another debate next week by the way it's on Thursday night. It's sponsored by The Herald and channel 25. No I have not been asked to participate as one of the question -- Malloy M available and."

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" 1877469432218774694322. That Walter Williams mentioned this today briefly on -- show he was filling in the it's really astounding that the the fooled -- links they're going to to explain away this nine point 7% unemployment rate actually heard it every -- war. On CNBC and albeit network radio newscast they had a new explanation about why it was really good news. That the unemployment rate was now the highest than it's been since 1983. What what I can remember -- because they were there were so convoluted but one I did I do remember. They said the unemployment rate had really gone up because people or becoming more confident in the economy. And they won't they were trying again to get jobs. -- that this is this is why don't more people in the workplace and that's why that's why it was good news that there was the unemployment rate was higher ports they didn't say. That the the real jobless rate which is people have given up in people who can't get jobs is now to an all time high since they started keeping the statistics. But we wouldn't wanna we wanna wanna mention that would wait because how can -- barely. Looked bad. 187746943220. That's the number if you wanna call us. The -- number if you like to leave a message this -- 6177793469. Charm for and is open all day every day. We may or may not play your message at this time. Monday today's jump -- was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 -- today for all your -- man contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

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