Chumpline 9/2/09

" World headquarters building. Here's star power your car shows we're not gonna see the entire thing turn around in a few moments after years and years of neglect. You can't under resource. The most important. Part of their war on terror."

" Yes I think we need more troops have been saying that for over -- Had. I think we have to do as quickly as possible because it's been acknowledged by the commanders on the ground. The situation is getting worse not better we have the highest. They tell this -- US troops this past year there eight times since 2002. And we are seeing major offensive ticket taking place. Al-Qaeda and -- crossing the border. And attacking our troops in a brazen fashion they are feeling emboldened and we cannot separate Afghanistan. From Iraq."

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" The if the -- I said he I said rob Rex Ryan with dumb as bricks he's dumber than borax. Talk about big get a whole. -- Not only and he says I just had to go to the bathroom. Hey existed that's how they wanna say I. Must be a slow news day you know I -- the liquor store to go to bath I go to them. Through May end up on the front page that's pretty dead. Yeah. Yeah keep an agreement -- he says well my wife -- go to the bathroom toe so oh. You know what you know the way women are they take a little -- to go to the bathroom so I had a little time to -- so I bought three bottles -- blows. Home -- god keep -- and wrap. And as a matter of factually he's been on the front page before the last time he was on the front page was taken out of -- wind. At Westport rivers winery and his district. Wonder why -- I wonder what they think."

" In this Westport rebuild in the winery in his district and he's always touting give him the IEA I heard from some friends of mine they make a delicious sparkling wine. Known as the champagne if it comes from the right region of France I guess what we've got some cuts so from -- which we'll get to one a little while. 18 by the way it's not too late for for the guys from being. -- referendum question in the wants to get rid of the sales tax on alcohol it's not too late for them to change their minds and come on the 6 o'clock hour. You never gonna get a better day come on and promote your ballot question and today. 18774694322. They say wanna they -- come back but just that it doesn't seem like this is the right day -- Again it's on the front page. It's on every newscast tonight. Okay. 18774694322. That's the toll free number of how we car show if you would like to. Listen to the show on the Internet you can always do so go to our website how we car dot com how we cart dot com click on the live audio streaming also what how we cart dot com you can take -- daily Internet poll question. But how we poll is brought to you by Jeff Carbone insurance contact the commissioner Jeff Carbone insurance dot com to save money on your auto and home insurance. Jeff Carbone insurance dot com to save money on your auto and home insurance. -- what is today's poll question and one of the results thus far. Is Joe Kennedy going to run for the Senate it. I have no inside information but I'm gonna guess no 42% Hollings John -- now and I think you are silly. We'll say CNV. And all those all those report even wouldn't even the globe today speak the Kennedy family house organ. Felt compelled to mention his 700000. Dollar salary -- and -- up for a lot he's admitted he make it damn fine senator I think. Don't throwing pardon me for laughing in your face I don't know I don't think you're used to say filling man. The -- line is the recorded voicemail message service of the Howie -- show you can. Call and leave a message and any hour of the day or night including weekends the -- like number if you like believe such a messages 6177793469617. 7794469. We may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's -- line has brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on the lumber liquidators dot com."

" Senator Randy -- not -- be a little more thoughtful. Perhaps I -- you have. Support your candidate yeah."

" Yes CNB."

" Exactly Johns I recognize talent when -- CN. Talent."

" I -- Joe Kennedy will never be a member of Mensa. You'll never be a member of the average."

" He knows his bitter decided he is really an attractive."

" From bitter. Not better."

" Just clearly not even be a little more startle. Perhaps I've just -- you have. Sports Joe Kennedy okay."

" like deja Vu all over again."

" Let me tell your story about the governor from he's got a new within a few years ago we -- Yesterday at Mass. General while he was -- through. -- Probably cocoon. We're our own. Your pretty. Well who let let's say enough. Anybody been a couple we helped but the tomorrow."

" Well he's like about his big shoe -- we will let you finish it tomorrow but just don't bring me and --"

" All we guys. You did on his golden. Stands."

" The institute he has not been. Very cooperative with reporters of -- I don't know if she is that the pressure of the upcoming deportation hearing is getting -- right. Can't -- it -- only I wouldn't worry about it too much."

" The question is not a joke Kennedy's -- a lot of not a question is -- Hugo Chavez watched Joe Kennedy don't run or not. We really got to keep in mind we're excited about his --"

" That's right he's getting all that cheap oil or free oil from Venezuela and you've seen what you've seen is his ads on evening. You've heard -- ads on the radio he does one of the worst radio ads I've ever seen. Thank you believe that they could get him to do another take on the in those radio I've heard him I've heard the radio ads. Because. This is a joke. Kennedy. That's will be -- that's always that's always speaks like he's forgotten his last name."

" Yeah how -- you if you're gonna use words like that it you might want to eight. Explain it but for all those kids who have at least go Obama's book."

" Okay let me explain it kids -- good required summer reading. That was and I get Brock OK you got a problem with that look it up in the dictionary or go online does that mean that you're out. And I get property it means it's propaganda. It's say it's it's. It's literature and designed to Foster a certain political point of view. In a not so subtle way."

" I don't know if there's a picture of -- more -- but doesn't Tom Ridge who remind you of the old men in the mountains."

" We don't have a profile of -- let's zoom in -- out this fall -- isn't a -- he hasn't fallen so maybe not."

" Well those viewers world wind coverage to wanted to talk about the patriots but dealers in the NFL. Yeah when you're gonna get Tom Brady -- your --"

" And fully Drew -- recent smart water. He's got a good deal."

" Howie I work all day everyday so could you explain to me what single Payer health insurance means. Because this doesn't sound good."

" It means if you get sick you have to wait a very long time -- line. Means if you're old and you get sick. And getting give you some pills in syndrome that guy that's what single Payer means."

" The -- congressman going to hear me. I have absolutely no interest in doing your opinions on everything but I think it's vitally important that you hear mine. Please join me and what a place quickly controlled telephone town meetings. If you could make it past my screeners. I won't allow you to ask -- questions like. John how are you going to help get this important health care legislation through congress thank you."

" That's -- doesn't sound all that different from the message from John -- that we played in the intro was yesterday."

" Hey -- I got a question for Al Gore. We've got the planet's temperature and found out that had a fever didn't have an oral a lot of other biological kilometers to get a feel for what goals. You should put -- where the sun doesn't shine."

" Goes toward goals. I don't know what more can -- do that more popcorn -- bred more popcorn athletic director. -- Boy that didn't -- like an angry mob are always."

" There we gotta do this Labor Day. One of rob Rex. Rhymes with -- a -- Dumbest Bre X one of his great legislative initiatives of the year was -- Try to band out of state pigeons from being used in Massachusetts movies now number one. How many movies are really. Made in Massachusetts and number two how many movies made Massachusetts. Really used pigeons."

" Reality -- stool -- that kind of -- I'm -- usual good news."

" he says he only bought three bottles of wine with the guy is sticking by his story that he saw him with us to too well chases and sometimes you know sometimes they take an -- case in the -- a few bottles but. I think. Probably. If the guy who took the pictures of memory is correct he bought more than three models."

" Oh hey how he did is that Rick good things are still lives. You know single okay right now we're gonna be -- coming up from the audio equipment and they're replacing would have -- stuff from Radio Free Europe. Says I should be pretty much -- this."

" everything else have been pretty seamless around here. Bill laid off all the seems so we're now seamless."

" Yes have ten cases of beer. Poured over blown. And -- don't smoke -- don't -- here's a pack of condoms. Yes do I go back in Massachusetts and we really it is today."

" Just don't buy any fireworks ma'am it's against the law unless of course your name is Joe Kennedy. "

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" Hello the -- congressman John Pyrenees. I have absolutely no interest in hearing your opinions on everything but I think it's vitally important that you hear mine. Please join me -- what a -- tightly controlled telephone company. If you could make it past my screeners. I might allow you to ask me questions like. And -- and how are you going to help get this important health care legislation through congress thank you."

" Zachary Louisiana. Grocery store cameras caught the woman taking a 34 in case of beer from cooler exposing the twenty pound case between terrifies by pulling upper house dressed. Pulling her dress back down and wobbling out of the store. But it took awhile to identify and file found there."

" Police said Newsom of baker didn't deny anything when she was arrested Monday. She wanted to demonstrate its set a police officer I told no thanks I was an end of that. That we way to case said the cop who was twenty pounds. Tampa Florida a man born without arms says a camping area bank would not let him cash a check because he could not provide a thumbprint. Steve Valdez didn't have an account at a Bank of America location in downtown Tampa where he tried to cash your check from his wife last week. However bell says has for static arms and is unable to provide a thumbprint. He presented two forms of identification but was still denied. New market Maryland Frederick county sheriff's deputies have arrested a man after he allegedly offered store -- new market marijuana at a pay for gasoline. It happened Monday about 3 PM on all national pike deputy set -- 52 year old man offered marijuana to pay for gasoline. The man and his remote parts of the he was on a motors like really was 52 years old how much you wanna Betty integrate pony tail. No no one will take you know we'll go against Sabbath. The man and his motorcycle were searched and deputies said they found suspected cocaine OxyContin pills. And suspected marijuana."

" Honolulu. Stink -- City bus riders could soon get soaked the Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose a poor 500 dollar fine endorsed six months in jail for public. Transit passengers convicted of being too smelly."

" Now how how or they -- make that you'll pardon the expression make that charge stack."

" It would make it to the bill would make it illegal to have quote owners that unreasonably disturb others are interfere with their use of the transit system. It doesn't matter if it's home BO lower offensive fumes that emanate from close personal belongings. Or animals. The ACLU US says it is concerned with laws that are inherently vague for once I'm with the ACLU. That's beyond inherently vague. -- Washington a man who apparently was not wearing pants has been accused of harassing a neighbor's horse. I shot there. To think why he was harassing the neighbor's horse I don't even wanna go into 187746943220. The New York Post is calling for the resignation of -- they -- the firing of Charles Rangel. Democrat of Harlem from the chairmanship of the tax writing house Ways and Means Committee. Has he no shame of course not he's Charlie Rangel head of the tax writing house Ways and Means Committee who can't be bothered to attend to his own tax returns. But now intends to punish ordinary folks for making arguably minor mistakes on their forms. The post's Charles hurt reported yesterday there -- committee seeks to reduce legal defenses. An increase fines and penalties on taxpayers under growing IRS scrutiny for what they assert her Edison. Errors. Among other things wrangles bill would even prohibit the IRS from for giving taxpayers who weighed and aired in good faith. Vote that would be a very generous interpretation of his own tax troubles. In just the last year Rangel has been forced to file late disclosure reports involving millions from land transfers on reported business deals. Such transaction should preclude Rangel from even voting on tax legislation let alone or aiding any. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi needs to remove Rangel from his ways and means chairmanship. He has long since lost the credibility necessary for a sensitive house position. And if Pelosi doesn't move on Rangel soon she's going to be in the same boat. How many stories have you seen -- workman Jamaal Charles Rangel tax problems. With the crickets police in either crickets in the house. Well you get the point. 1877469432218774694322. That's the toll free number. -- they are. Slate look at all those Charles Rangel stories on the network newscasts. And now we card."