Police Blotter Friday on 8/28/09

" we do at this time every Friday. Is police blotter fax Friday hit an all week long we ask you to send in your funny. Items source or stories. From your local daily or weekly newspaper there's some some papers called the police log. With the get the stories from the -- local department. Police -- Or it could be standalone stories and at this time each week we read the funniest ones in our opinion. In the two best entries in our opinion the two winning entries. Get a nice gift that is a gift pack for Marconi oil and that's the best olive oil their risk. And you should be looking for at this weekend and this is that the stock price that the week about usually see Andy has something to read but CME's off this week so. I'm just having to. That -- limit but first Ted Kennedy used to say Ab limit. Okay so we hear these runners up these -- people who sent these -- do not get the price. -- from the patriot ledger. Up Pembroke man was arrested after he stopped to flashes but talks have another motorist police. Wasn't good enough to just simply give the person the finger no but no you had to get out of the car and pulled on your trousers. Scott Smith 48 was arrested early Monday and charged with second offense drunk driving and indecent exposure. Another driver called police to report that Smith was swerving in driving erratically after several minutes Smith stopped at a traffic fighting got out of his vehicle that pulled down his pants and moon the other driver while yelling -- it was totally inaccurate. Keep that keep that cut we've got to we're gonna have a lot of use for that today. How did how did the -- and how did Scott Smith allegedly driving drunk and with this that desired a poll Obama's pants how did you know that this woman had called the cops on. It's an unanswered question I guess. Stratford. Connecticut police say they've charged a man with burglary and disorderly conduct after he allegedly wandered into a neighbor's home tripped off his clothes and fell asleep in a six year old -- This happened sometime -- disciple with a Boston caught that a new -- Yes he had gotten a bad ice cube yes this guy had gotten a bad ice cube text. Police said that the the the sleepers clothes smelled of urine and alcohol. He admitted he had been drinking at a New Haven club it was totally -- it. -- Horny teenagers in the news. Bridgeport to teens caught having sex on the steps of the old City Hall are facing a charge of breach of peace the Connecticut. Post reported. The fifteen year old boy in fifteen year old girl struggled to get their clothes on when they were confronted by police. --"

" I totally inaccurate. Meanwhile. In Maine. Or now an amorous couple is facing charges of indecent conduct after police were called the college avenue follow those wacky college kids. Where the couple was allegedly well couple like. On August 22 officer Chris Watson was called office -- college avenue when an off duty consternation police officer called dispatchers to advise that he had seen the couple engaged on sex in the side of the road while he was driving by. The officer drove to the location it could see a woman on our hands and knees. As he approached he reportedly saw that she appeared to be engaging in intercourse with a man on the ground. These nineteen year old the nineteen year old girl in the twenty year old boy -- had been drinking only that are not. Yes yes totally inaccurate yes indeed they were totally totally. 18774694322. Police in Mississippi. Say a woman was carjacked by a bikini clad suspect who. While all what was the problem."

" Who they say later tried to rob an RV dealership. I should say things like that without having seen a picture of the suspect."

" Could have been horrible problems now -- I think about. South haven police chief -- said the 24 year old suspect twelve."

" That's -- that's -- in the right direction approached another woman in the driveway and the -- of the car. On Thursday the woman gave up a car without a fight asking only for time to remove for young children dropped so for mid -- doesn't seem like an unreasonable request does that. A New York photographer said his model was arrested for stripping naked during a shoot at the city's metropolitan museum of art. This is this you know this guy this guy was written up in the New York papers recently this is the guy. Who wore his name exact kind man -- limits all of this photo shoots to thirty seconds of snapping to minimize the amount of time is models have to be nude. And potentially vulnerable to arrest. A -- got to write up what he did it down a little Italy and Chinatown somewhere. Everything was going perfect until the very end Hyman -- told. -- told by NB CTV. It then it became a worst case scenario. Knowing this guy -- Heineman just from reading about a I think it was a best case scenario he's been waiting to get it that for for himself on the model to get arrested for awhile. He said he always carries bail money on shoots and has little his lawyer on speed dial. You know how Wal-Mart sometimes guys they SO some people go went for a joke for very funny joke they go into the up bathrooms and they put down -- instant. Crazy glue. On the toilet seats. -- export that they the the nasty. Practical joke is now spread to Australia. Carnes our -- a man who used a public toilet and a shopping mall was taken to a hospital. To have the toilet seat removed from his backside after someone smeared her with glue in what an official condemned Monday is a sick joke. Police urged possible witnesses to come forward after the 58 year old man was humiliated. In the northeastern city of -- by the patent by that cranked. Almonte 11. Thank you Mobil's. An ambulance was called to help the men after it was felt found stock by fast acting adhesive -- to a toilet seat on Saturday in the busy shopping mall. The man who was not identified was not injured but was extremely embarrassed by his experience. Pennsylvania. -- will mention woman this from a guy and -- not. Pennsylvania he must W -- listening on the Internet. -- mentioned woman has been charged with multiple counts of cruelty to animals after she attempted to kill herself and thirty animals in a residence last Thursday. She intended to kill herself from her collection of 29 cats and one dog that -- dog. Women with 29 cats. Police went to Linda much -- residents and after receiving no response entered the house. They detected an overwhelming smell of feces and urine and found several -- cats in the state of distress. Barbaric."

" Where did you find that my body's been sacked. I think he's been in the hospital."

" It's wonderful to have you back mr. senator grand dragon defendant you. Called. We feel the same way about you borrow up. Upon further investigation officers determined that rat poison has been placed in the cat's food bowl balls. One cat died from ingesting the poison. Ms. must and can all the other animals survived. -- more naked man's stories here. These are all from the tree she should she it Patrice just Google make it managers try to come up with a winner who didn't work Patrice. A man who was arrested for walking around a city park naked told police have been robbed of all is close at gunpoint. As he said they they didn't believe him needless to say. A man found they get in a casino claimed he he was a terminator sent from the future. Nineteen year old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after was spotted by a motorist wandering around the high school met the highway knew -- totally inaccurate. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino -- was majored in front of a group of children. Since what are kids allowed at a casino even in Nevada. It turned out that Smith was not a trip time traveling to terminator but was in fact suffering from the effects of LSD and marijuana he was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer. All you need to know about this one is the headline naked man battles cops doctors and firefighters. It was totally inept at. He fought the law and the law won. A fifth -- currently Indiana 51 year old man told the police officer he was naked in a cemetery because he had taken off his wet clothes after checking on his in laws grave in the wanted to get a closer look at some flowers. I suspect alcohol was involved with had -- yeah. Okay here -- the two winners these are the -- these are the winners of the Marconi. All of oil. This first one. This from a guy in Salem Massachusetts. Daniel would burst into flames after police tried to subdue him with a taser god he had been sniffing from an aerosol can't. He was homeless."

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" Okay."

" How many times do we have to tell people don't bring it aerosol spray key into a taser fight."

" Daniel led 31. A homeless man was allegedly sniffing gas from an aerosol can is he ran through traffic when he was chased by two officers in blank. -- were well off but that. One officer caught word hadn't got him on the ground where would continue to resist. Another officer shouted a warning that zapped would with a taser. What immediately burst into flames that covered his torso. The officers were forced to drop their weapons and beat out the flames. Chief Bailey of the Lancaster PD said his officers acted appropriately giving given that it would aggressive behavior he said. They didn't know the vapor was present when flash wasn't as if this suspect was doused with a chemical. On the CDS. By the way it was the homeless -- 51 arrest. And finally here's the other winner of the day. This is yes and as I saw this forming who was a winner I IE the trees -- got a web until this when -- drive around 430. An executive Richmond Virginia an executive for an anti animal cruelty groups says her sixteen year old blind and deaf dog. Died after she accidentally left him and her hot car for four hours."

" Robin Starr. The CEO of the Richmond Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said she doesn't didn't realize that -- No he was in the car until noon. Star's husband Ed told the Richmond times dispatch he put the dog at her car she got ready for work on August 19. She often took Lulu week to work with -- she won't be taking the -- to work where there anymore because he died of kidney failure. The national Barry."

" Senator Byrd would you would you have any other comments about the death of Louis in the hot car in Richmond Virginia next door to you in. Something about the dol dot. Charlotte surely you wanna make a statement. Mr. Graham dragon. The National Weather Service says the temperature in Richmond reach many 81 degrees by noon that day. The board of the Richmond SP CA says it's still supports star who has been the CEO since 1997. And does not plan to resign. It was unclear whether she will be charged with killing her dog -- known."

" Di. Died. Diet Mondello. That would really nowhere. -- that bad that god created the duo home. And Robbins star -- no good doll wholly owned all Coors saw him die sixty John. A whole diet Modano and sixteen years old wounded that death. Is a 112 years in Hewitt yeah as. Mr. President."

" 18774694322. By the way senator bird what -- what have you we haven't had your thoughts on Michael -- reinstatement to the National Football League. He's been released from prison he's playing with the Philadelphia Eagles what do you think of that barbaric. I thought that's what you say senator."