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Chump Line 8-18-09
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Chump Line 8-18-09

Published:Tue, 18 Aug 2009
Description:The Chump Line for Tuesday, August 18th, 2009.
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" Okay next with -- the -- is the recorded voice mail message service of our car show you can call and leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- line number feel like always such a messages. 617779346961777934. 69. You may or may you view you can leave messages any power of the day or night we may or may not play your message at this time each -- Today's -- line has brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" How we've been relaxed bigger -- included big --"

" I don't I didn't come here to be made sport of -- watch tonight unloads on TV Cindy my mother was caused so I have been living room back to myself now. I'm -- Charlie Sheehan is the wax museum one of my all time favorite Charlie chance."

" 170 dvd for Yemen to ask if you -- and I'm guides and he did he -- goodnight good luck the movie that comes -- And."

" But don't never mind. It won't be -- I don't wanna see you again here."

" Well I have no idea what does Bob let's stop and they -- took -- look -- you know. -- have a town hall meeting where new yellow threw them out. You do that helped get OVA new poll numbers canals that -- Barack low."

" We started about the hokey pokey in the helter skelter. Remembered. One of Algerian -- those great -- someone who left full. Talk about whether guy's gonna stand up. He gets sent to prison he doesn't have the pills he doesn't have the moral wanna. He gets them he'd be GB's."

" So worldwide. Where and it carries gaffe machine. Hulk and we get wanna go -- the -- but I would hate always there we go wings."

" I think that's a little over budget tirelessly -- about -- BI Halliburton hurricane machine. You referred during a Mike clunker in getting a discount but. I don't like to -- afford the worldwide planetary death machine."

" State Capitol you don't have to worry about. The government spending and create big do another lawyer about that but I got to -- there can be no oil weapon and a little lead the way when you wear out the big issue we have now. We saw that -- and buy you another new words big issue. --"

" You know Theriot I'd be careful of Christmas boxes Jimenez and I think there's a lot of big -- coming your way. We know basketball's policy for this year this is going to be a big issue year. Well you Murray told everybody that he didn't care about the basketball but if you've done a thing junior drive -- call 911 so I suspect she might be getting if it opens."

" This bit about how to boost the other. Mom I understand -- these -- that's good good to integrate. Followed as some people followed it up and I would think it odd if you want me to. -- good things don't work I do not need U bad code Bailey's. -- report."

" And follow only -- genocide -- gonna invite me of Foley's. It was a column in the globe today about four about. Great journalism moments and they mentioned. Dimension Foley's and a meet me inviting governor bill weld to walk play whipped out there. They kind of got the story a little backwards though -- but -- something that's sounds so filthy. What about that means means taking out your wallet and and painful primarily you put to let people -- now remains. Well all I can tell you is these they said it was a good he wasn't running for governor I think he was running for the Senate. Then what I also did not this is why don't appreciate I didn't get credit. It was a game of double whip out CNB. -- I -- rearrested he agreed to spend 200 -- if I agreed to spend 200 bucks. I still remember we because I had to go to the ATM to withdraw the 200 bucks. Well did he as well yeah. So yes we both spread to wondered box and the other we both went behind the would be behind the taps. The end I let him do most of the work because I figure I already had enough experience. Was a new thing for him."

" Even -- They need that is news and boom it's."

" The only thing that."

" It another huge -- can't -- move."

" Bob Dylan was just resides in New Jersey last week in case you missed it yesterday and just what he did not -- the you know why have we said sure I understand why you gotta take me away from. They took him back to his -- you know all I -- none of them from Bob Zimmerman they gave Bob Dylan. You all have settled a driver's -- I'm Bob Dylan then -- Google your driver's license and it says Robert Zimmerman on. Does that make UA ES suspicious person distinctive looking don't you think do you could tell -- us. And when their rodeo round cleared to advocates say Yang is I think he kind of wandered off. In the rain in Juarez. When it's Easter time do you can just sing off key for your right neutrality fails and they captivity won't pull you through. Don't put any on many years and he didn't put on many years when he was down on the rue -- avenue."

" Hey how -- in the future when somebody went -- got pool you do a new death cold the next day. They don't pay you know because really bad -- already in bad faith. But it's clearly and in the past couple weeks people aggressive -- 5% of -- winner today Robert Norma could have been a winner. But mine owner Robert Novak started today and in doing Kobe came we wouldn't put an hour because -- who think about it Michael Moore. You feel when you said."

" The -- he misses the point. Most of don't wanna do them every day you most -- most of the time when I don't to a death ports because I don't have anybody to duel with death for happy is -- I'm okay happy. To quote Rick Pitino yes you know worked you know his. Happy and walk him through that door again. So I just have to. Pick my spots and."

" So that instead of Ted Kennedy there lived. Lord why do you -- so yeah."

" Nowak was a good guy. Then he got emotional look at that headline on the Drudge Report I've left it up last of the great shoe leather reporters that's what he was. That he was 75 years old he was break in news every Sunday amenable notes column I guess it. That's that that's a guy who was dedicated."

" The folks the guts to do the -- to go to go to vote would go up to do -- post production goes. Do and then you've been ended indignant when we showed them that manage the Pope really go."

" Good makes them all freak out only we're freaked him out. They think we're freaking out there once that are going crazy stuff."

" So how is that Tom DeLay is gonna be on the second thing was excited. He's got the new -- now how long was probably key to understanding that the guys."

" I guess they -- Tom delays there running for public office again."

" Adam -- was on both Dancing With The Stars right. Indeed was -- your data Tino is so excited to meet him on Chicago wanna listen hall -- into the hall of Famer was a good guy shortly thereafter it should show was huge what he had to go to a different radio stations. CNBC if they get the number for Dancing With The Stars."

" Could always good will --"

" All man. And you know it's than even I I. Kerry has -- yup -- but they Eli he's making the point to John Kerry has now had a hip operation of Mass. General vicinity. It's getting to he gets around the five windows overlooking the construction guys the five windows Swedes and the let's get him let's get it right that's really where -- calling it this week. If he didn't get this week Somalia's remote Nevada law they lost -- I want the same room -- blood. Bastard got."

" Now wait lot of commotion -- Vienna I played well sudden matter how bad habit of -- credit card that I haven't -- gains. Well wait a minute thank -- didn't -- put out."

" I guess she got to know pine point you know see there's some -- red across the street from Canon's red -- not run ninth. Then they released there's this giant marsh he joined confuses them. That's right it's it's it's a very nice area I've never really stopped there have been to busy 200 the number way to Kansas."

" Well apparently they're still not giving the --"

" Duluth Menino are from the private sector don't get I'd love to get -- god gave him flu shot. You and your head Colonia. Block."

" How'd you like the clarity story in The Herald today. I'm I'm being accused of being hit man for Mobil's Menino spending Islam large. It is it is that that that house. They're reminded that with the way the windows were boarded up there remind me the old. Where's Frankie flame when you need --"

" We're always how but I -- through my four months of unemployment. I keep telling myself that Barack Obama is -- I do believe this one if you look wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

" It's gotta be the longest four months in human history if that's what you're saying over and over again."

" That was your last jumped line message thank you for calling have a tire --"

" Okay that's it for the child what do that your -- and is the recorded voice -- message service of how we -- sure you can call leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends the jump flight number. If you would like to leave such a message 6177793469. We may or may not play your message at this time each weekday. Today's jump one was brought to buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor -- log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

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