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" Thank you Mr. President thank you for getting the job done Dutch. Goes to the map for America one more time."

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" Always good to hear. From another former president of the United States."

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" I could wanna make sure that I got this brightness there are no death panels and they're never. Or did any of Medicare was hopeful that many of these health care proposals but we're gonna remove as many ways I'm okay --"

" Exactly that's the whole point. You know so these nit wits are still going after Sarah Palin she didn't know what she was talking about anyway we don't get out of the bell."

" Nobody knew it there are taught -- because nobody read the Belmont even the sponsor is read the bell."

" There is -- well that's the thing city we keep saying there's a bit there is no there is no bill. They'll like five different proposals. That are circulating around."

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" When is this gonna him. When -- stuff taking days off these vicious attacks -- see the I take fewer days off than most people."

" I didn't even -- I understand that we're not comparing you know most people that's not the standard by which you're judged."

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