Police Blotter Friday on 8/7/09

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" 200 jewelry you wore a 32000 dollars and tornado 120 goats that works out how much about let just about under 200. -- work less than 200 bucks. No more than ten bucks. 120 into how much 32000 yeah. Okay source Leo little over 200 -- It's about 2270. Bucks that's still that seem like much for goat. While considering got a hunch costs more than a -- cost more than a go to apparently. Pugs can be house broken well spoken goats I don't know but that's it."

" Don't throw like -- some of them are very sweet shall return Oregon after hours of debate Monday night the silver tin City Council decided to censure. It's trans gender may year. Mayor Stu Rasmussen. This is a hate crime admits he weren't open backed -- Sudanese during high heels when he went to speak before a million kids."

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" They they do like -- costs. As a matter how many drones we send out no matter how many moves we kill -- get this kind of thing going on we're gonna lose in the end it's tournament trunk in a wheelchair leads police on high speed chase. "

" One policeman was injured after drunken wheelchair when they take away is riding lawnmower once -- you know it's a little noticed how far back so -- One policeman was injured after the intoxicated driver of a motorized wheelchair. But officers and a high speed chase through by field on Tuesday night the 44 year old is known. To Buffy fight by -- police as -- serial drunk wheelchair driver. The dual role we think he's on SSI. Patrol car -- getting my son driving down the street to say I'm sorry he's doing that day and that's when the chase began in the we'll -- driver supple is club next -- She's turned sharply and sped down the sidewalk where was this story with stated this story in August 5."

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" Day and they managed to catch up with the eventually with a military and the guy got a few cut timber Bruce it's that he's he's going to be okay fortunate -- answer -- New Hampshire man has been arrested for stealing cooking oil from restaurants in Maine. 38 year old Michael Burton of Pelham was arrested in the -- quit last week apple with a tanker containing. 8200. Gallons of vegetable oil police say for more than a month. He's been site -- off my Marconi olive oil he's been siphoning off left over cooking oil from restaurants along route one in Maine. Two restaurant workers noticed him how would you agree on -- morning. It's not he is you just can't help yourself to somebody like I did not get our sources it is -- old. What is it well apparently waste collection businesses are hurting."

" And so -- this guy's been been going used car lots are hurting too and they just appropriated another two billion dollars to take used cars off the roads in the."

" Well I think you study was doing good thing but. But he's been since you know -- the -- and you can actually use -- cooking up for fumes from cars and Iowa. This is from Tim Nowak. Amanda or -- there Washington. They Kennewick man -- SUV in an alleged dine and dash now faces a misdemeanor Dianne dash -- color as closely -- use the phrase -- wouldn't screw. He's also been cited for not using a crosswalk. -- foreigner 48 of Kennewick was hit by an SUV after he ran from Denny's about 1030 wind up paying for his me now. Police -- lying in the street in front of Denny's in the SUV driver. Was waiting at the scene he's been have been defined to a medical center in Seattle he was so badly -- where they able to save his beer industry interest you know and does presidential bid Denny's as -- exactly what else they keep an analyst -- Lysol Mel -- did not. I'm sure I'd surely at some cold -- and out of his car Germany's oldest -- been arrested at the age of 84 police announced on Friday the arrest of an 84 year old grandmother they believed to be the country's oldest drug dealer. She was to senior member of a three generation family heroin operation."

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" Tallahassee Florida an alligator captured has led to the rest of some north Florida apartment tenants who forgot to hide their tracks. According to report from the Florida fish and wildlife conservation commission. Wildlife officers received a tip that should gators are being held captive in an apartment in Tallahassee. The officers went to the apartment spoke lieutenants who then allow the options to go inside and retrieve the gators. The tenets of left drugs compare for nine in plain view -- pops has called end a sheriff who took. Over the narcotics and what is traditional couples used by drug dealers to protect their where it does not specify how large the gators were."

" I -- I gators ate them and when be surprised."

" This is from being Narragansett times and Sunday afternoon police were on patrol and stopped any point Judith convenience store. And filling station and their to their disbelief. Was a man pumping gas -- mesh shorts and boxers around his ankles he made no effort to cover himself until he noticed a police watching him it was then. But he selling commonly racy shorts. Police asked the man what was going on and he explained his friends in the car had cancer stem."

" And he was a victim he became argument -- when the plane's front buying historian. I thought -- does -- in rehab yeah."

" And since -- now. Or orange any naked man section of today's police but yes. Police in Florida -- a man found sleeping naked into pickup truck told officers he taken his close up during a night because he was too hot. -- go out people body might be dead and Islam and they called him where to emergency rescues happened nobles still Indiana police say tip. Not up to ten officers to subdue a naked in heavily intoxicated. Guide campground over the weekend he was a -- drunken belligerent naked man. Running around it's just offending people left and right and to yet another reason I don't go to campgrounds and well or libraries apparently cousin Vernon Connecticut Iraq the mother of two was charged after a patron at the -- public library and her four year old daughter. Trying to use a library is -- from stumbled in the."

" On the woman and a man having sex police charged -- Basque. Who been saying public school library restroom usually -- guys haven't set up no no."

" And now she was at the library where their own children let's take time first. She was at the library with your own kid to grade six and nine when she snuck off to the restroom of the man he escaped before police drive. But the officers know who -- looking for and stay in the officers told them."

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" In Abington Pennsylvania burglar who had no problem bearing at all turn himself into the police. That -- at least he broke into an apartment while inside the apartment he vandalized his scattered women's clothing around and then fled the scene naked with the residents laptop computer by the way speaking of people haven't sexes what about those two Nigerians or having sex on the that it in the church."

" Aria I didn't Opie & Anthony was on the -- Nigeria stop that stuff that's."

" Okay I know we're on the -- anywhere period these things. And one more runner up this is from Wellesley. From Wellesley -- A Wellesley president called the police report he was being kidnapped the man and his wife had hired a cart and taken into Boston the couple was running late but it RD gotten into the car. When they decided they want of the driver take them back to their house instead. The cars service dispatcher told the driver to keep driving the couple called the police and officer met the car at the farms parking lot alternate transportation is arranged for the couple to get home. Imagine his vision none other paid for take command in the don't want it now. This kidnapping. Argues that sure these are the two winners. The first like one apologize for some more of mighty rude neighbors. Go ahead Conway South Carolina yes. To have botching cook who says she was attacked by a man and a gorilla suit. -- talking about the ordeal that took place Monday night Scott Sanders said he was closing -- Japanese to -- About 1030 entry ticket items out Sanders runs Jimmy's Japanese system that's South Carolina. After you -- up the trash she was punched in the face by a man dressed in a gorilla suit. I know wasn't a guerrilla. Well listening you'll find out when. But the man in the suit pushed as -- side I tried to shut the door but he pulled it open we wrestled and I felt the ground. Having ninety set. He ran up to the register and I grabbed the cleaver went up behind him and hit him in the arm demand the gorilla suit to pop out the doctor -- the cleaver stuck in his arm. Flipping I was thinking was I gonna get away from the -- Sandra sent. He still has no idea roll NN in the same thing -- Phillies. This is the craziest thing that wrapped enemy is sad the girl said why he hit me with a machine said he only wanted was this money. It's just this isn't a sand. All right this is we don't know if that's who we don't know if the guy's a guerrilla or we know back how many guerrillas Tino and again to rest and make a beeline for the cash register. It was close to be very intelligent they might and they are in which -- are gonna go for food not money. Okay this is the other way -- we got many many many of these and it's the first one that we that we received. That's bomb that went surprise and circuitry issue or not the first one even nine cents -- Leopold from Boston was the first one and treasure coast man blames cap for downloaded child pornography. Marin county sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when he 48 year old."

" He wrote a story in The Herald yesterday about the MS PCA is looking for people would give cats homes this idea I said no way -- and a cat. Now I'm more sure than ever."

" Follow you know actually you know -- big kiddie porn don't be silly cats are wonderful pats. And 48 year old Jenson beat out end this 48 year old Jensen Beach man claims. Then his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer keep our Griffin. Was charged with ten counts of possession of child pornography after -- lines up more than 1000 child pornographic images on his computer. He told detectives he was leave his computer Ryan has cap would jump on the keyboard. When he returned there'd be telling anybody. When he returned there'd be strange material downloaded the early stage. He's being held on a quarter million dollars in -- now no word on what's happened to the cat."

" No I'm not -- of that cat hater sits in it's in the shelter your iPod wanna cat. No they don't they told me they did is they don't listen mister -- please. Welcome no cats. Love mr. Karr. Don't do this to us."