Chump Line 08/07/09

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" It's from the new -- world headquarters building. Here's the Hollywood horror show for congress has approved roughly 200 million dollars for. Free -- jets to be used by members of congress and other missions."

" Okay. There's a it's a delicious irony in seeing. Private luxury jets flying -- to Washington DC. -- people coming off of them with tin cups in their -- saying that -- They're gonna be coming down and streamlining. Their businesses. It's almost like seeing guys show up at the soup kitchen hi hat and tuxedo."

" Number one and I think it violated the rules of the house to do. Number two congress does not need a new expensive set the executive jets. And number three when we meet again as a committee -- what are the -- to rescind this month how -- card."

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" Cindy what does the poll question and one of the results thus far."

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" I mean neither. I usually I stopped by -- years ago. But that's right if it wants to accuse me of hate speech I'm just gonna say get the idea from the Boston golf that's why I waited. For once the globe came in handy. It happens about once a year."

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" We've done that went. Been there done that."

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" That's -- look like Whitey Bulger announced once in a mile from vault oh wait I forgot waiting what's kind of fall wasn't."

" Alex did Barack go -- being -- better go easy on the ignoring union -- bitter. Someone might give it up big tube stuck --"

" Today I buy him a long time pinky ring union thug myself. I just got out of it a couple of years ago I was in the use I was in the mob for thirty years."

" And if you kept behind that curtain blowing it out of -- check -- they."

" The post office is falling apart at a rather rapid. Rate case she didn't see the story today."

" The united states postal services and financial disarray with plummeting levels of mail being sent in health care costs for retirees increasing according to a report released yesterday by an investigative arm. Of congress."

" Hey Alan I would guess that the home Depot's sale -- New Hampshire and right there that aren't you aren't as big truck from the bookstore and how authorities. Does this aspect we're gonna have boys."

" I wonder if they want their lunch hours doing their own enough personal shopping. Across the line."

" Yeah our backbone words it -- clear on how secured it back towards doing my own doctor -- there would be -- news. My own methods of care I don't method of treatment and no big stage pro choice."

" Yes it does but it only counts if Barack goes along with that the messiah are dear leader. And he doesn't want you to be pro choice when it comes -- anything significant."

" Wouldn't we need to get critical about it we've got guys who like video I don't know what you won't find on the grant okay -- the government what it. Now it could."

" Drop it there are. 300 grand he's talking about that then go about discuss the the the T general manager he. Was basically fired last night and he walked away because he had a -- the contract until next may with 327000. Dollars."

" held on the money you gave advice for Governor Patrick going in for hip surgery. Are you -- if about the -- in -- speech doesn't device field but getting through pretty. -- picturing you when Patrick getting quick -- So there are sort of paying off."

" OJ should talk. Ed. -- sure white six that's the wing I was on."

" Hey how it happened credit national health care that had no idea get a -- about it. Typically has now we get that below what the this -- didn't act this great love. But they -- Obama administration. But I think everybody would vote -- it has you know two bit here it is the president. Do you remember how my ability don't suspect you'll -- rip off thousands."

" Did get some in their about snitch and I don't know if I wanna go snitches get stitches I mean I know let's -- of popular phrase but I don't like kids don't suspect your friend report them. And I like better a mighty my kids. My kids turn me into the White House. They'll we we also need the address we also need the email address that -- was given out by that what's name's Susan Douglas."

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