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Chump Line 8-6-09
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Chump Line 8-6-09

Published:Thu, 6 Aug 2009
Description:The Chump Line for Thursday, August 6th, 2009.
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" There are borrowed. It from. A beer -- whether it's cool. Food dinner while these. -- Charles who lived there a town hall meeting who. There live -- Thank you a lot of gas being. --"

" Thomas in Stafford New Hampshire rev Carol Shea Porter appears trying to pull a fast when she's having my own hall at the -- Le grange hall in Stratford New Hampshire on 822. From two notified by invitation only. Play invitation only sounds like a."

" Town hall by invitation only but we can't phone town halls in additionally this does not mean town -- no means all motorists -- welcome --"

" Come one come all the cells like at this sounds like today at cocktail party for the beautiful people."

" Yeah always did -- and then I'm gonna go to these past all the hold meetings. I mean we're doing everything I could I gotta get my flu way to look at it is only political William -- Tennis that way Hugo I paid for it happens -- and -- located."

" She's -- and I think if this thing goes through your gonna be better off in the slammer your deal violated all old a shorter wait. Especially you get to one of those FMC's federal medical centers like -- Springfield Missouri."

" You know I have before he goes Hillary's gonna do is started before he goes and then they have to finish it for -- that's right that's like the here transplants with how we went Ers."

" I want to say this it's monkeys is my congressmen and I do believe he does exist. All boys haven't actually seen him I'm good I'm good blaster footprint after and I think the real good here triple."

" Yes. Payers and here's another email but Ed Markey. Howie is John sure he -- in the early days Edwards used his Brothers John and Richard is stand in its. And yes and number one -- and for good job I think ran for congress once they thought that there is that they elected head. So the voters were crazy enough to elect -- to voters next door in the next district would might elect John but it was there was not a big. They do lookalike. And yes it does live it went live -- on -- 24 Townsend street in Malden irony of ironies there is a Hummer limo parked in front. -- Hummer limo. By the architect of self proclaimed the cap and trade. -- Hollowell all. So did -- so fast that he is it a hybrid Hummer. Good -- is -- stretch the Clinton."

" Sort of initiate I have just now and I'm back in my patient -- rescue mission is I'm gonna find out there and then that I could go man who ran a -- got elected this you know most of them now baby abandoned. Can't about it now but it's."

" I'm gonna make a wild guess Mr. President and say that there are they hot babes. Among read people who were arrested by the revolutionary guards whoever they -- then that's."

" Well and sort of let's go to contain lead us."

" Did you get that would. Have her own wears -- meat -- a goal. And whereas mission Lilly to guard it."

" Yeah how I am really here 899. Times out of the health bill. I'm paraphrasing here if you get a -- ultimately you and your over sixty. I -- will let you put your head between your legs and I'm sure ask good."

" It gives he is of course joking but it's. I think that are really probably close reading of the bill would the indicate that there is what truth in his little. --"

" You only get your show Maalox. I thought I'd sure elite unit announcing that I'm always."

" Shall daily show Leila. What simic low I don't know who the hell knows I don't speak gaelic. I'm assimilated."

" Farewell rally when the Democrats accuse me of a case freed -- they've they've got me here they are pretty much hate everything it does. --"

" Yeah. I'm trying to figure -- what the differences between the people. Yell at the congressman at the town hall meetings in the code pink protesters. Who were so lionized. He then led by that great American Cindy she man."

" Hello how are you an idea how they're -- good thing."

" Can't hear you calling my nephew had never hit an -- that backpack I expect. He -- let me raise taxes as governor spectacular aspect."

" Wow I'm going to take -- help kids end and I -- Matthews pat at --"

" all you have any questions. I you can cause I it is you don't have to love oh -- yeah expect. I can't hit it costs pet fact that yeah yeah yeah it felt good -- different team can move I'm in action. Yeah it."

" Aren't all you very happy now that you voted against John Sununu you've got rid of that guy he was a real school was and if George Bush. "

" If you're gonna get -- you can run but -- yeah I. --"

" I think she disagrees with -- I think she I think she believes she can hire you why you why can't she hide all the rest of them are hiding the firm cross sell across this great land there there were there hiding there oh there on the -- books of the guy -- town hall of parking lot viewers and hide -- without any open for everybody to seeing. Yeah and he did he didn't have -- to make a hearing of the traffic on buy by you you could Sam. He didn't have a very good time Betty. Dean from Wakefield says haven't listened to all your program that Dave Wright thought you said -- was having town meetings last next week. I guess I misunderstood because they just called his office to inquire about town meeting schedule. And was told that none were scheduled but they were trying to fit them into his. The busy schedule. Hello there -- surfs up dunes. But Nantucket. All of his friends the carbon there that the carbon there's in the trades and in the blue caller on the government -- union -- that's right dead on Nantucket I wonder what kind of turn -- to get on Nantucket."

" figures eighty year old won a pacemaker. They're giving this pill and turned away perfect eighty years old northeast jump cut cut off experimental woman with our."

" Yes it is yes it is."

" We're past continues through Kimberly -- do interbrew. Move you've got to improve these for the McCain win big to cloak their -- forces came handbags hair. --"

" I guess the -- didn't work his poll numbers still stay in the toilet so now he's getting bit people faced. Oh do age. -- glory due our -- our old Bob. I didn't say bite me accidental rollover Adobe."

" That was -- last -- line message thank you for calling -- huge."

" No governor -- cannot visit you at Mass. General. Today's show that's good for the child blind today that show -- is the recorded voice -- message service about how we are sure you can call leave a message and any hour of the day -- night including weekends to jump point number if you like to leave such a messages 61777934. 69. Today's jump one was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 -- today for all your home and contractor needs or log on to lumber liquidators dot com."

" Can -- income Kimberly Kim can injury. It's -- Curtain and a -- And contribute Kim Kim Kim Kim interbrew. Who gets to vote before it came in big do both they're both people -- who can't --"

" Governor Patrick and I error disabled Americans are soon in his case soon will be. We don't appreciate that hate speech about the big show. I hate speech is it so fact don't hate speech when you're talking to. Hip replacement survivors. OK I'm just waiting for Christmas when naming a box to think she used you know it's summit and the mail putt a well okay 1877."

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