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Chump Line 08/03/09
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Chump Line 08/03/09

Published:Mon, 3 Aug 2009
Description:The Chump Line for August 3, 2009.
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" Hey how -- I like a lot of commercials. But -- got to play -- us next time I could -- we both platforms in the lives with so it maybe it is true. Good good good good old days you don't."

" We -- two minute commercial let's at 430 will work on that okay it's a work in progress."

" That's just that's certainly a cruise and how I have I have I don't know if you could tell that story about that battle she's got a flat and he -- went through -- man is supposed to know that together and AM. Booted. Is connected with the Brady who lived -- Way that's what it's -- and I got like he's Fed up about a ballot bowl."

" President Clinton you're just lucky that Hillary spending all overtime trying to get the hikers. Back and -- I ran right now. She probably didn't see that story in the papers that I."

" Hey -- that they don't include a bit and cap. --"

" sandy when you said that that shelf life was full life after the weekend. I thought about saying call in with your big shoe joke but then I realized there was no need for -- to -- To be bloody on the line as it was."

" Good good like doing those the United States government program -- Cash will stay cold and move. Old -- who springing duo big and who should get scared tactics to get -- big shoe."

" A really big show tonight. With The Beatles and told OG GO."

" I always say my favorite the reverend Wright's flying was I don't -- your wife I don't give give more at. So often you've got greens."

" That is a good line how to like forget that when. You something about ice cream on top. Caught my I'm really good feeling very sorry that I'm -- reverend thank. You couldn't take part in their reverend -- movement."

" Knows more like it was a movement CNB wasn't there was more like. Reverend -- mania man."

" There's a message confused what to play capacity then you're expected for the New Hampshire economy to -- the -- quarters percent. Vilsack what a good idea."

" Got a -- got a fax from a one of our state troopers. How we how we I just stopped and expatriate driving to his new home in New Hampshire he had a bumper sticker on his -- New Hampshire business. Part. Deval Patrick. I'll bet they do the should've put billion billion -- the blogs they're too is the New Hampshire business heart Deval Patrick and the legislature. What's -- doesn't totally. Absolve these general courts. Its complicity in this disaster."

" you know but what better mood -- okay. Countless fans buddy your fifteen minutes you're over."

" Would that it were would that it were. We've had a professor gates signing from callers and is honest drank. I don't know that I on the island. On the island to Detroit down under the island from. It's a more than one drank. I don't know belt I don't I don't know -- I was surprised someone's at Detroit won't cost less than 2000 dollars. But doesn't seem like much for a 24 speed tricycle. You think and I can yourself -- No I haven't fitted with -- big shoe knowing that might bite can now in Florida among the bike worked well before the operation it's gonna work even better now. I don't mean those comparison."

" Them up in heaven now that I want I am a mother could cook a good guy wouldn't. And I think he's got to go to great to have my kids they're a lot Carly knows that --"

" God bless --"

" I just hope blanket gets a -- deal out of this. I hope they give blanket a legal name change for Christmas."

" Don't always that's why did you get started to go to say that -- attack. He's got absurd."

" I didn't pay the new sales tax so yesterday -- the first day idea -- the first thing I would to a supermarket and I bought I bought some food righted by any goods from yesterday I was on visiting my daughter and -- That Turkey up and I did pay I did -- couple things I have debated new tax LA I was not pleased. -- their attacks on your hip replacement now. How what I know CN BI have the millionaire Republican health insurance plan. This judge from Vermont -- it for them the millionaire for over the millionaire Republican from insurance plan that might pay for."

" And -- may have had Kerry can no longer qualify for a not a good fit better -- the -- that they can get just."

" Yeah that'll -- a break here up on the left."

" It's it's not going to be pleasant if this thing goes through. It's gotta be stopped."

" You always comes saying bull plus majority of Americans I'm definitely against the government special healthcare. Secondly when representative king that -- Canada yet that wasn't good days six days they have equipment perjury. Why didn't tell him that you just had hip replacement surgery can had to wait six months to get yours done."

" Really you had to wait six months because they want to take what he knew we'd sequentially attainment some straight to take weight off. I know what the main reason I waited was because they wanted to the first guy what you wanna do what the next day he was so bad. As though they say they don't get a second opinion and he said I can get you win in February but. Or something are being on crutches and McCain on black ice in February that really -- appeal to me that much I thought I would I postponed that above. My own. Free will. I waited but they -- well. Otherwise you want to take some laid off before your surgery so you recuperation will be better and it's been pretty good -- I did I did but it was merely the weather's in the."

" I always order heard about it didn't appointment would remember -- it can't work. Well women kinda -- because under the new plants. Never mind."

" We have a lot of people was Sydney and faxes and emails and mentioning senator Dodd's prostate cancer. How we how all this Chris Dodd how would he feel if he wore on Obama's health care plan he's probably old and he's probably too old to get prostate cancer treatment according to their -- 65. So let's say he's still got a few years left but not dead many."

" Why though -- you're walking hand in hand. Good god food -- thought occurred due. I told you we're going to be in there. Although we were. And -- You know we're brought me in the Persian lamb student visitors."

" I thought about the same thing you know. I mean what's wrong with the white mountains this kind may hear why media have to go. To an Islamic republic. It's working on getting nuclear weapons. To attack the west west."

" Copies Barack Obama mania and if you like cash but probably is still love my -- greenback was graded programs. That's right so in order to keep crime down on our new health care program. We'll if you -- to a 4500 dollar tax breaks when you drop off -- parents or grandparents. 75 -- thought that any of -- Obama did depository. And remember they get a weekend."

" Let those missing you could drop off -- he had any dog track."

" That was your last -- line message thank you for calling him because he used shout."

" Okay that's it for the -- played today that show blame is the recorded voice -- message service about how we car show you can call him leave a message of any hour of the day or night including weekends that's chump when number feel like believe such a messages 6177793469617779. 34. 69 we may or may not play your message at this time each weekday today's show plan was brought you buy lumber liquidators lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square foot call 1800 hardware today for all your home and contractor need to logon to lumber liquidators dot com."

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