Banner Image
Get Adobe Flash Player to see this content.

Chump Line 07/27/09
Title:

Chump Line 07/27/09

Published:Mon, 27 Jul 2009
Description:The Chump Line for July 27, 2009.
+Automatically Generated Transcript  (may not be 100% accurate)

" 74694322. And now it's time for the -- line. The chaplain is the recorded voice mail message service of -- car show you can call only -- message and any hour of the day or night including weekends. The -- when number if you like to leave such a message is. 61777934696177793469. Today's -- brought you buy lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on the hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators."

" I'll -- perfect stage where is quotes -- victims. He had a lot of truth -- a documentary. Fidelity's growth still big it's now always. Who's hitting up small business --"

" A teaching moment yes. Hey I don't believe he's hauled us sergeant Crowley a roll call for the last few days either as a until -- college guy without you know -- pristine record and teach classes and racial diversification rogue -- write in who gave him mouth to mouth resuscitation to the Celtics star Reggie Lewis who. Who by the way happens to be. I don't know what is DNA wasn't. I'm guessing it was over 50% --"

" Yeah. Did the house I'm 43 good about my idea."

" 43%. Black like me it could be a big story could be a big. It's as readable does so appearances commercials their 43 for their forty foreign something percent cold cream yes yes. I just want. People go around check him -- I don't people check up on their DNA but usually it's -- to avoid having that make a monthly payment for the next that's 43 years or thereabouts. I never knew the people just know ahead their DNA test for fun just yeah I just just her bragging purposes of that the local wind bar who run the Martha's Vineyard. "

" Good -- may result experience. How we -- and apply -- call iams pet food Benz cars are bought and 80%. Bat back."

" 5% titanium and that's probably about right."

" Well how are those painful so the lady Colin of that dispatcher. Right how well they've they've pulled phone call accommodations. For anybody ever asked to say to the break in the seventeen where treat you idiots. Replay the tape over and over -- I think it's."

" The thing why she didn't know what street she she just happened that it seems like she just have to be walking by and some old ladies side he called out."

" All of these countries an emergency. I am I am I -- Stream of Cambridge house number is seventeen boom we're running -- just often enough books would you address them. Buying it says it's absolutely all bets that the UHR eighteen are pretty good -- criminal history and not a and you can't -- another one is talking next to me but it's gotten to a one federal where -- the problem becomes real. I'm calling you from my cellphone number. I was 100 -- have. -- know what's happening right this -- there wasn't. A little scary she had noticed two gentlemen. Trying to get in college at that number seventeen where street and that they can edit cards -- Screen door may finally got angry when I look I went further coach -- out a little bit after the channel outdoor already announced. I -- you can do and I'm not checking that you individual that you actually worked there I mean who is -- African American burger and I don't know I have no idea -- couldn't -- possibility might have been out of that we could not stand -- big -- and not. I'm building let's go to the door and light because. I'm glued to write -- screen part of different door wish. I don't like how it's possible lock off a I didn't keep hearing you think I was a little bit away from the door I didn't know that they. Unaudited prepared have to do connectors. I don't know I'm just saying that bright spots I can tell I can't broke into. Not that the first floor I don't even think that it's an apartment its financial registry is how would -- be a lot. Number seventeen. It's I don't."

" Call I. This is age slowest car. Loyal employees on Harvard street in Harvard's one -- Someone's parking in -- heated parking space. Well I'd like to have you get the swat team out here -- as saying pig each. -- don't send out -- and Crowley out either I don't like people who drink those fruity craft Beers."

" Only -- woman trying to make your loved 11 column I -- how --"

" There was good cop stores ask general questions. Should what do you mean barge again. What is and what don't you watch TV you put your shoulder and a good darn thing didn't give them the door opens it only happens on T very. You're sure you you would end up those huge sore shoulder in real life you try to do that."

" So always. And of Obama got to spend a 101 they have bought into Cambridge you don't like Eisenhower didn't little locks but -- confirmed the corporate --"

" You know he's -- good. Barack was a victim don't mean they -- those so those rotten people in Somerville were picketing his car you know they just because. Just just because that's what it's like to be a black men in Somerville."

" Yes that it doesn't work I was like Dakota Whitaker I got a good deal on a big shoe."

" The world is snowing here anymore about a big should do you know somebody came in his did you actually look taller."

" A disk you're not stooped over -- where you were foreign pain as you walk down the hall."

" You looked a little while a slide out of the car today the SUV in the parking lot that I thought to myself it took me -- the slide out before I had the operations. Did you get any handicapped parking space in the garage door right there by the door I know a lot of people ask me that's in -- I thought I thought about it CDs. -- be in jail why you're on crutches I really did I think the osteoporosis saying let's pushing him real far. But I think when you had a titanium hip put in here on crutches you can get a parking space for a little while just."

" Hey Natalie started getting your own little bit of pain and refrigerate. Please go to the white whether -- and make everything better."

" I wanna I wanna shorts. Plays everyone's ordering their own beer. And -- wife that's really I don't blame. You know this is that it really is that there is a class thing here about not just given everybody would. Your kind of beer you know you go to someone's house you take their kind of beer. -- reminds me the old story about Mike Dukakis when he was trying to come back after he lost -- seven -- me was reaching out to the union guys who drank beer. Well here's what happens in the key comes or he's the saudis to meet these union guys he's got more over Perry street Brookline. That is house videos so already you guys want us. All more loop. Until these two guys they're there like look at them like she yeah governor and they go look at them like maybe this -- changed you know he's not a he's not a yes not to be more like he used debate. Then -- then he comes back. Couple minutes later from the kitchen. He's got one key end of beer and not even the king but it's still a twelve hour search and two glasses. And they -- it lifts the beer but yes yeah I guess that is suppose supposedly a true story second date on the can digitize you've been known to serve old nearby at a price I have been known because I don't. Would you founded in the woods no that's not true since. By the way the eight -- wanna -- of a canard that -- been telling people off the top. Yeah -- and in hip replacement didn't didn't take connect amputating your -- He's telling people us. But I really well have a handicap space give me Rachel petroleum on the line."

" How we get back Obama is looking to kill. Brand new Houston's drug -- and back to work dead us."

" I."

" We're -- morphine -- and go. --"

" Somebody semi day I get well card has said anyone who says laughter is the best medicine has never never run and the morphine drip."

" They're -- what are -- pro duo but Doritos has been so bomber from a broad market they're good. So of these sinus it's just."

" surge gates on a defamation no lawsuit."

" I want a small are that was offered then threw the -- Matt and and being. Okay. And food blue moon the moon it's."

" He's singing the blues he's got a right to sing the blues he's 44% black. -- this is by his own admission repeatedly."

" How is it that the loyal listener now. You had a female who took your place one day last week and perhaps he would look good but we couldn't allocated in order to -- So if you put your picture up what that was could tell you whether she did as good job it should be invited back."

" she did a great job. I a couple of emails from people here in the the radio stations saying just saw Jodi Applegate the hall goalie for your rush back."

" Doubt we could that for some reason the guys at the other station or PI could never seen a woman before."

" I mean -- granted she was -- have a good ideals and she's Jodie says she's really pretty so we now but I mean it was a little casting."

" Ali Al Gore fear. I'd -- warmest day did editorially it's good to hear you voice all low radio. I hope everything you're doing good. As you. Period Bayley can't be Israel and Scarborough McCain's I did receive the current role. Maybe Abu waiter I'll be here for the rest of the week once again how -- really good to hear your little. Global climate change. Usually."

" I think the mushrooms and our bigger than ever and they were big in June. But after the last few days and I. I don't even I think -- of drugs they -- they they're close to that they're close to the size of the products the plugs are afraid to go near some of the trees where they where they've sprung up. They checked out a mushroom people -- your bash you're exactly."

" Boom. Want to work you would do. If those same thing happening do you. Because I love those guys are back cool can read. And not come across whipsaw -- me. Good crowd -- about the this is the man. Who made a good grief come -- advanced. And -- believe this -- a man and so stupid movies must be those their minds. And and it is you."

" I think Crowley's been a couple IMF and Cambridge to know that when you -- call him Harvard Square. There could be an outburst that any time of beautiful people -- us. Do you know why -- Midas."

" That way here last -- line message thank you for calling out because you."

" Okay that's it for the jump led to the chaplain is the recorded voicemail message service about how we are sure you can call and leave a message at any hour of the day or night including weekends -- line numbers you'd like to leave such a messages 6177793469617. 7793469. Today's jump when was brought you buy lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square -- call 1800. Hard work today for all your home and contractor need to log on to lumber liquidators dot com for the morphine -- giving gas. I've been off the morphine drip for awhile sandy this may be that Tylenol PM. Strictly on Ohio Oklahoma."

" Bu. I don't want to work you would do. If flinging things have been through use. Because -- logo. Back cool some really. And not come across. Whip saw that -- about the with their blue man. Who made a good grief from the president Dan. And there's -- believes this befriend them. So stupid movies mostly the of them. And and if you."

" In the Bronx they have fort Apache in Cambridge they have -- beautiful people. 18774694322. On our car. Hey this summer makes its way here it's easy to say humble."

Related Audio and Video

Howie's Arc

The weekend nor-easter already dumped 3.4 inches of rain on the Hub yesterday - easily breaking the record set in 1958 for March 14 of 1.93 inches - and it’s not done yet, said National Weather Service meteorologist Charley Foley. Howie's basement is flooded. Are you under water?

Audio|Mon, 15 Mar 2010|More from Howie Carr
|dennis kucinichfound at2:47, 20:31

“…he was in Ohio today I guess who was. Trying to -- Dennis Kucinich who says he won't be swayed in -- was also trying to watch sway some so some. Malleable. Democrat. I eat malleable. …”

“…a brick Democrat. Oh yeah I wanna -- your basement yes I'd build houses that are out. Metro west area. Yeah that's out yet how all get out. …”

Max Robins 3/15/10

Max Robins TV Guru and Vice President of The Paley Center (formerly The Museum of Television and Radio) will be with us to answer all of those nagging questions about your favorite show on the boob tube...

Audio|Mon, 15 Mar 2010|More from Howie Carr
|vice presidentfound at0:42, 7:12

“…broadcast industry. TV in other words and he is now the executive vice president of the paley center for media in New York city's security answer your questions about TV. Thanks for joining us max. …”

“…18774694322. Let's take some calls with max Robbins he is the executive vice president of the paley center for media. In New York City Syria to your questions about the TV industry Jeff -- next with …”

Chump Line 3/15/10

Call in for THE CHUMPLINE!!!! 617-779-3469 and leave a message for Howie or Sandy about today's stories or whatever else is bothering you!

Audio|Mon, 15 Mar 2010|More from Howie Carr
|hardwood flooringfound at0:29, 6:33

“…this time each -- Today's jumped one is brought to you by lumber liquidators. Lumber liquidators has an incredible selection and the best prices on hardwood flooring anywhere from 99 cents a square foot. Call 1800 hardwood today for all your home and contractor needs or logon to lumber liquidators dot com. And very well the good stuff in that chicken coop. …”

“…32 teams may be only sixteen teams in the it in the March Madness but anyway you know I don't care I really until today so until a caller told me today that they who they …”