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Chump Line 07/24/09
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Chump Line 07/24/09

Published:Fri, 24 Jul 2009
Description:The Chump Line for July 24, 2009.
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" He should've left last night. Today's jumped -- budget by lumber liquidators public greens as an incredible selection for the best price and hardwood flooring anywhere. From 99 cents a square forced. It's terrible to -- the most people drive and call wideout Bernard -- today for all your morning contractor needs a log and lumber liquidators dot com hey Chris."

" Us there's -- want to sync them up there's good news it's a good enough pressure whether -- being played fifty feet up so well outside of their power. Hope you'll -- the green today through only."

" Yeah I have I'm I'm again it does give me. Is getting a lot of attention. And maybe make may make some money may be not much is sure his friend the president -- this -- now. I would be got a gift without skipping we're gonna monsoon. I guess you're right I mean he's got a -- it took it took aggressive just rambling here is talk to a two."

" You know look and -- simply didn't have done and done I think. Yeah it's -- governor of magnitude that -- governor of Chicago could become a disability that no one wouldn't cut from the ground up."

" Lot of corruption today. We got after it up and up to New Jersey been arrested -- org -- just a selling. He got he got Blagojevich of Illinois and I got the ball -- Mecca Damascus right thank. And the -- as to exactly did I miss Florida -- in government where Iran today -- dumbest."

" Yes deserters Angelos you're trying to push a -- in -- a driver. Com and a neighbor and prayed to a passion by showing you some and you acted like a dumb -- and you've been joined Madonna has sparked truck. Plus a lot of politicians usually embarrass you've -- from the."

" Lol I know it's it's good that -- do you know you can help your good -- truly -- Maybe feel real well I don't ask don't well you'll."

" That's embarrassing. That's just a little bit embarrassed and -- got in him insane. Okay you know gonna make. Sexual references on a Friday I've got kids -- get -- get women you haven't finished college I got a Porsche Porsche hackers is still trying to find himself. Chris we don't know we're gonna ask what coral -- it's a right. Right to take him down a trail. I don't think should not get let's get district confident heterosexual picture I don't deserve that kind of abuse."

" I don't think it's -- game since then. We're good candidates have been cleaning couldn't call this number yeah I shouted don't let them. When we can't battered over -- drink and I say yes we all go to around them don't forget the --"

" Yeah the jungle -- has different just in the Philippines that's Aventis since that day at worship -- don't go what's. Don't buy that -- just let me educate -- that was not a woman -- first. That was a guy just she's cagey enough. And it's just my job did you JD on the -- Jewish boy here on Friday that's my job. --"

" My question is why I just think you're gonna let the public got out of Obama I think in the he can't help but -- but."

" Yeah shotguns to shotgun blast is still don't."

" Yeah thank you very nice dress. Editor of the general -- do that again discussed."

" So that we are -- Obama that's Obama both feet. He's on crutches in a wheelchair is being pushed around Camp David over again that she's a blown. Both his feet off game play basketball logically that's do you don't blow him off the."

" the -- the idea that he would all the votes present itself to speed up front for a moment for us to show mom period not -- can't the media here all. What and then he came across -- lagoon well. And not look on the end. As we all get the luck and the Obama moon launch it over and also offered."

" That's excellent. If you got some music Baghdad that -- that may be the URL was you know it's like that's very very well done and yeah. This idyllic -- phrase wasted by your own musical. Petard you know that did you issued. Hosted by Iran -- that Manges strangling is -- craft. Can go."

" There simply inconclusive and score like Britain and I'm happy to see I knew mornings they think yeah. Things you know human none income you know -- not a man come on that's an independent days it's the all of these things immediately. Happen. Out your house."

" I think that's a gatekeeper."

" Thank you Chris thank you very much men has -- I've hit curse is on fire today with the buttons. To -- next jaw and there we'll continue to -- and it."

" Not to like union arguments -- this job not -- yup not so does the call that we I'm wait for a week that one that's great -- thank you."

" Now already has got its City Hall -- Clinton would -- Yet throwing thumb drive and somewhat to speed up -- people apparently can no longer that."

" Really well done. Although it we get a picture of Michelle. How do you depictions that guy who just call do you think Favre. Pajamas -- they can -- damage in the based what do you think you can you answer. -- Exactly could be underbelly. Of partisan plot isn't shower a couple of days did you think at the biggest -- beard -- a good -- can -- an image it's good I like."

" So every time the president opens his love it's just another exclamation point on immaturity. And ended inexperience."

" I got one more -- ignorance. Commit -- warmer I think the president is really done a bad bad bad bad job. -- asked that."

" Okay all. I'm happy to come out and have appearance play -- and then you can get and go. --"

" Okay that's was out there. That's that I've ran a good Christian brilliant job we've planet but yet now you can -- he would do that Dolly."

" They wouldn't that it would get an abuse of Dolly. And by -- Glenn -- we do right now does that by the way. Certifiable. -- certifiable. Okay that's that's an alcoholic Mormon only share my desk and shorts was cut short and very brave man. Okay certified."

" We knew him cool."

" Oh yeah cleanly."

" We need to the you're -- it's just when you're not gonna --"

" Mark welcome back now you know."

" Look we got guys doing this substance that you get the -- we've we've turned on Michelle we've got the baby. But the basic ticket is open to I like it. It's good for the show which related to me by -- Campbell -- too much but just from."

" Hey colonel mustard bottle bill. I told them remember Iraq cannot be used that word and I stupidly let them people up there Cambridge. After all they must no problem they never let Hillary or maybe Internet Darden school they got up this. Folks gotta go let Matt --"

" As that is and Clinton did didn't make things he would have told Vista instead done this work there's no way you do this to you can't future. Assists. This -- there's another guy who's done -- even worst this week. And lieutenant colonel Ralph Peters who writes for the ocean is on -- sometimes and actually said that the soldier. This is captured it did these deserter to tell bunch kill. That's worst we're Obama's. And Obama's pulled all that out earlier this Ralph Peters just wanna get that morning."

" I didn't feel now Obama. Quality gaping -- gonna open up -- please. Been big here okay okay hidden dragon and drop and they go that tarnished our. Can't -- Yeah I."

" They better get that did you done quick check that that that drug that for a while to get the board allowed them the president drinking massage grolier beer is -- they edit -- I mean. I don't as a set I'd do it Sunday at Camp David."

" I don't want the president want to -- what I would volleys. Modified water and -- it's -- the president economically -- volumes are they would police. Good -- right."

" And -- and yet that that there was some -- really believed it was a some excellence."

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