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We will be joined by singing/songwriting duo Brewer & Shipley who are probably best known for their Top 10 hit, "One Toke Over The Line" (1971). They will be playing in Framingham this Friday night at the Amazing Things Arts Center. The funny thing about B&S is that while "One Toke..." was being banned on radio stations across the country for its lyrical content (my how times have changed), and Spiro Agnew specifically referred to them as being "subversive to America's youth," the song was being performed on the Lawrence Welk Show.
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“…Yeah I did did your -- did you record company says it may be gonna have a problem with this song. …”
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“…And others -- a story from -- at least you found a high school students are facing felony charges after trying to buy school lunches with counterfeit money. Police were called the school after 214 year old -- paid cafeteria workers -- bogus ten dollar bills. They arrested juveniles following an investigation determined the pair had at least fifteen in fake money. They'd only distributed account to fill built by counterfeit bills with in the high school why when you make it make it twenty colts. …”
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