Chump Line 06/24/09

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" Can a -- hey guys we have not met both Argentina. So very wrong mr. Stanford defense."

" We want you were -- and without. -- This is mark CM for -- not been -- Fred Sanford -- LaMont former bright stars they're Republican Party. Yes."

" Say British film due moral majority will be able to hold their meetings and uphold both dolby."

" Mitt Romney will be there though won't he to the trivia."

" Season ending a horrible I -- this you know what I mean. -- will -- tell -- Memphis dom Perino I'm not chocolate covered strawberries and --"

" Hey pal take a hike is Dick Morris said. You want to do what."

" So we could get no -- that you helped Carolina is the palmetto state. When you think it's the gamecocks they feel like a thirteen year old kid who couldn't pull out of shape the world I didn't think he'd get in the way there was."

" It's been all over the gamecocks state to me if you look at the University of South Carolina. Athletic program it's not these you who. USC. Paul meadows it's the USC game Cox of -- Massachusetts isn't it terriers you know because of Boston the Boston to the university team. I mean it can't beat upon -- estate and this fabulous team can be had you masses there you may now NASA is during the Redman. Are they were the red memo what they are now that was that's of politically incorrect I guess in game cock isn't. Gamecocks a -- and I know we got."

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" By the way to governor Sanford is not a game -- He is a graduate apparently I didn't know this until the caller set this afternoon he is a graduate of -- Furman University I don't know what their nickname is. But it's not gamecocks can -- comment up I doubt that too they're very few teams named after trees."

" Governor one last question would be fair to say that you usually bring -- pot -- to hiking trip would that be fair to say --"

" The only thing dreary here that hiking at all would be hiking alone. That's why those will the cut the guys some slack I figured he's the he seems so so straight and I assume that that this was something some kind of bizarre ritual that a guy like Mark Sanford would like. A bizarre ritual he would like. Yeah hiking by himself on the Appalachian trail yet except he's governor and he need to be able to reach the governor of 24 hours a day I don't care and bring yourself off. Well did you as you can see CNB the governor lieutenant governor Bauer is usually available just just you know -- gut check -- speed -- And yes I appreciate our caucus and what happens with our governor is a matter where they way you could still reach him by phone. Well I don't know about that CNB remember governor elect's path. Deval Patrick claimed that he didn't know about the SJC ruling -- governor ash that's not since he was since he was in South African claimed he couldn't be reached again it's a governor a -- governor well same thing. -- nobody was about a week from taken over."

" This time they I was gonna be on the appellation. Trails. I meant this very I was gonna beyond these I didn't see anything else."

" The Appalachian trail. What -- what a clever way to put it does officer mark said that's what's so that's what the kids college now."

" However I guess we know why haven't paid for it. Didn't want the stimulus money through getting his stimulus from the girls under the name of."

" I'm disappointed. -- this is not on the website yet her her picture I don't need to know I don't need her name just their picture and in a picture you preferably in a bikini like Eliot Spitzer his girlfriend. She's not -- are. Give you wish somebody that he could relate to and talked to because he couldn't talk to anybody else somebody said this somebody said and I'd say they tend to agree with them that there was there was a woman who said best looking for right now. An email -- said that apparently she thinks that he's in love with the with the Argentine firecracker and I tend to agree with -- that's probably why the wife wasn't there she knows that baby didn't say it was over by the way did you notice that."

" But I. Today to open up I'm kind of -- Republican get no action. Bert and got and elsewhere in the sound as good government benefit to mankind. Because not enough to coordinate a lot to have -- we have among drug they don't do this justice."

" She lives in an apartment building these the end. The doorman at the apartment building called the -- the correspondence from Charlotte Observer that he did not recognize a green needs. Snapshot. Of governor Sanford."

" So governor cool off the origin FEMA. He couldn T when iTunes. He was -- knew what good field trip he's just wanted us through Rome but I am sort of."

" Another email middleman what is happening to my once proud party of conservative Christian Republicans today at CM for caught up in a sexual affair last month John -- the senator from Vegas. A few years back ahead of evangelicals was caught up with a gay male prostitute drug dealer. For these people all Democrat moles who's left to run in 2012. Syrup pay oh my god they better hope Katie Couric is retired by then. It's also -- said we can't get over Bill Clinton I think we better start neutering these Republicans before they run for office looking better and better for Mick Haley Barbour. And Sarah."

" Sold his did really heard. Any gifts that scene in. Truly brave you shrugged it off like he's okay. It's you. -- really were. So please try two. -- hard down there."

" You know I did look pretty awkward today -- knows what can I in the park. Downtown near."