Chump Line 6-23-09

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" Honestly I was glad to have the death pool today it's another drew more dreary alleged summer day here. In the world of global warming -- I mean climate change it is so -- not even Al Gore can get away with calling it global warming anymore it's climate change. So. I think it cheers people -- you know four win a store for wind -- want to take it anymore also moved the winds restoring half buck. Plus their angry fax service and emailers to really want to give him -- seem to understand is just a phone contest. I you know there's such as there is such a thing as too much of a good thing and two hours of the death pool would be exactly that. Let's face it the junior can't take anymore he did as they did pretty well but he was a limit. That's junior only junior today it was an off day for moving calls do I use remove at least 5152. I only move 49 this hour. So I was here I was going easy on you I could've moved more yet how."

" Ali Al Gore. Won't -- yeah. The amount of wholesale at least quarterly but do they believe are stick -- welcome I would. -- courted this past few years in the Arctic. The book it's cold weather. You are experiencing here in the north and fierce debate correctly you -- global climate change and do you see how easy that is say."

" Last night I had to pick up by Kathy and one of the kids at the airport they came another word they weren't Florida for a while escaping the global warming here. And guess where it was in the I have plenty I -- I was a little early there was no traffic so you know where I went did you find the cellphone lot I found the cell -- I'm so proud of you. It's ceasing years. It's really out there are folks its not exactly and near the rest of the airport but I found that. And on a poll -- and you know what I saw a you know this war reminds me of it. There was assigned there were signs everywhere actually said. No -- for more than five minute no motor idling for more than five minutes per ordered DEP. And I thought to myself do they have idling police. Core clock keep me right now. We're going to stop me -- tell me that it shot off my car when I get the five minutes thinkin' twenty bucks an hour -- I thought to myself. The thing though that the number of polar bears has doubled. Since 1950. M if that's global warming and its windows for the polar bears and I'm just trying to help the polar brewers' triple their population in the next ten years like leaving my idea. Issue be running what. That's what I was willing -- you know what there were no idling police around -- to stop any of us from leaving our cars on and and indeed we all we're leaving our cars on. I've seen -- police I actually saw some -- police at the at the 7-Eleven and Logan Airport but. I did and which I never knew existed before last night either by the way but I did not see any type buildings police."

" I'll will probably be Indiana and not might be handed it's called him not good today that -- weird wild stuff -- really did. Loud and long face we will Soledad that's even -- reform and couldn't wake him up I guess."

" But kept the inflow of Obama still alive. I have no idea."

" Yes there -- some guys who don't always. But I think overall pick although this is the -- humid and warm approachable -- as -- now oh Hello -- improve --"

" It off. That was brutal he's a local guy for goodness sake he's from wall."

" I always what the hell before it was Fenway Park. Conflict -- might still be able to more people couldn't care less about appears to have people felt promoting. Recruited Al Gore last week it was you know we put that Johnny --"

" Not. Put down -- jar it's not Al Gore if you Joe why news at Fenway Park. There's there really that much of a different. -- about 200 pounds. And Al Gore has a full head of hair and other than that not so much. And."

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" He died of bone cancer for the record okay."

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" And once still remember who do you trust that was 48. Great. Quiz show but who do you trust. Yeah I was on ABC back in the late fifties and early sixties we just to get home from school and watch it. Johnny Carson was host and Ed McMahon was -- sidekick there -- ran for thirty minutes it. And on ABC yeah that's where residents basically we're Johnny Carson got his it was a bit I think that pretty much of a tryout as a way it worked out for a of the Tonight Show. Every day it was a great show fantastic."

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" Do you think they're going to allow men fall on the marijuana cigarettes her sorry I have a -- and left that message. I know I know you were junior sorry had to put you through the -- places today I'm Leo on the death pool. By the way there was a funny story in the New York Times believe it or not about this this new website that the White House set up. An online form ask people for their ideas about how to carry out these. Open government pledge of Barack Obama. You want to know what the number one issue is -- the US open forum. -- kind of scares me camera. Legalizing pot can do. Totally number one man door comes in number two room. -- We want all the secrets man from you know. VA area whatever it is 595100. Should know a number three is verifying Barack Obama this birth certificate. Should do happy with the way this is turned out. They were clearly got some kind of -- fast track. -- some kind of you know war delete files. -- refuel worry if you mention -- via letters UFO and in order or -- Ask optional Loch Ness Monster come -- on -- don't -- I'm sure there in the top ten."

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" I don't know if -- name. -- so good to have a remind. All Armenians were. It's good food and."

" Now. I didn't check out the whole story but there's a headline today saying that he said at the press conference and he doesn't smoke in front of his kids so I guess that means he does smoke by the way I think his brand -- Marlboro light. For at least it was last year primarily -- to Smartphones."

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" You know that's what it's gonna be like to. But now they'll really put cigarettes out of business with the government deciding how good they can --"

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" We're gonna have Dick Morris on the show tomorrow there's the Astoria."