Chump Line 6-22-09

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" Us. Tell you how it and I'm glad it's Monday morning -- the but the company and a half. I hadn't -- they showed up you know made me happy and gun and it wouldn't even have not all weekend and -- and Bateman that's who --"

" John Edwards still. Won't admit that he's the father of that kid."

" You think really hunters sentiment probably -- card."

" I don't know we give that big interview to the Washington Post. -- was I guess when you could say it was a Father's Day interview you know the week of Father's Day."

" Can any right instrument in the new show coming up like GOP did come up -- called grown man's -- Small world and it's like -- because they'll from the basement. They don't go over to the studio to a book signings took -- campaign plays and then back to the basement it's going to be a big hit."

" Opt for a reality show starring -- and inevitably that they're gonna fix it's it ain't gonna absolutely positively think it's script it."

" So glad we could. -- Bar that's who are pure didn't. It's been this should be."

" Now now c'mon. That I know we looks -- in that picture in The Herald today but that's a file photo. He's lost 75 pounds so that puts it probably started at what. Approach puts it down around 350 a -- 350 to 400 pounds."

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" Senator Byrd hasn't been making too many speeches lately has he didn't pick out about that -- that's the ceremony didn't you I think he likes dogs and flies not so much."

" I don't. Can get up about the complete crap I'm -- it -- Bill Gates and I want you to be my best bit. Should I continue what my job if I make him feel in the -- it was oh look well."

" I didn't come here to be made sport of plays Williams. Still much thinner. Than the cheese man thank getting thinner and getting thinner every day."

" And how Barack Obama we've spent the last two plus years on the campaign trail Obama wants his -- Period compared to bottles plotted to blow the proper probably got the -- almost come from other."

" Day that message that he put out for Father's Day I think you know I guess it was boiler plate but that there was say hectoring. Tone to it you know. Didn't it didn't sound quite quite right."

" Colleagues and similar what fascist ideas -- the Obama administration. Going to -- but it's because a lot of culpability for the economy and the wars in Afghanistan is no accident left. And I think all these years of bush every time somebody criticized him. You really capabilities to Bill Clinton."

" Well now. Well I mean. Clinton didn't go to sleep Clinton thought history it was over this administrations have -- something -- our non now. There was -- was Clinton did this bush is that after deliberate effort for -- well 9/11 and get that same courtesy -- 9/11 was -- was Bill Clinton's fault yes -- there isn't there you know out of -- only thing you would go on about the economy being Bill Clinton tell you why everything is so we'll tell you know the economy did fall apart hitting the only in the his last year and did. 2000 -- and or whenever I know what I need to have problems and Obama nobody ever mentioned that did that nobody than the mainstream media they they were still promoting the dot com. Bobble -- long after it burst because they didn't want to hurt Al Gore's chances."

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" What's wrong with Gypsies."

" I didn't think there's anything wrong what's called someone a Gypsy the Gypsies and Gypsy right countless other prominent -- in there to be answered them the most stern Ireland and then they're thinkers."

" always. -- if they're -- Al Gore won the game. The police couldn't stop trying to make you look. Watch golf courses and a half pot head with an -- Kirk and that also have its blockbuster or. It's. -- whether you are experiencing. Huge lead there or extra breathing at all of school boys sport makes. Oh he makes -- school sports -- that --"

" That's right get the get the new cliche which. Which makes you is somewhat. Less accountable."

" That was your last -- that they can thank you for calling out retired -- shout. Global warming it's."

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