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" Always cars show. Good old David Letterman. You know I think what a commentary the air I'm Betty didn't. Eight never went to bloomingdale's but I'm buried. The theory god cannot recognize. True it could put this triple all about I don't want to."

" We'll by the toughest part of her resume is keeping Eliot Spitzer away from her daughter that was -- heart. Freedom I -- it sure would advocate that we're about to -- stop it about the you're gonna you're gonna lose me I -- I don't -- represent what I -- I am not I'm trying to respond to your different taken. I -- well I'm not as -- I apologize but -- it over to shut -- here this is my shelves today."

" Well you would be evidently not having anything else to talk about that stuff that's pretty -- Good old David Letterman."

" One awkward moment for Sarah Palin with the Yankee game. During the seventh inning her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. -- ground ball website it slowly riding as it gets propaganda and I played. Now how long runs. -- week are from the -- like. Should be a landslide winner between Hamas powered card W arterial radio America."

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" Letterman just jealous that would take about fifteen -- for Viagra for him or not anybody up these days."

" He is looking a little Brinkley. Q looks like he's 62 going on TV do."

" Dad got him the line you know the three years I've been calling -- come -- completely new. And now they've never made -- have been on the cutting room floor because now quite as bad as how he is. He's got more class -- David Letterman enthusiast."

" Why thank you for that backhanded compliment. Every -- a boost -- I always say."

" There's Palin of the first dude don't be concerned about David Letterman he's just an angry old man and a coward."

" And he didn't even bother to figure out which Palin daughter was coming to New York before he made his. Abominable comments. --"

" I really want to boycott Letterman show us. But I have a watch his purpose he's -- years."

" Come to think that that makes two of us."

" so let him and put your hand up. Step away from the sandbox and drop -- get old it's."

" What level would he be on for saying something like that."

" Colleagues but collared -- a particular way out of view duking it out -- limits. Please tell me you think you can pick it up quite how police tell me who could have taken up --"

" I could kick his sorry old ass. Given my current crippled condition. And once I get back from that surgery boy -- I could. -- float like a butterfly and sting like a -- are going to bloody he would no thought. That's -- that's what he is not me."

" Yeah you know David Letterman is a great guy you're feeling that teleprompter so. -- not observing him very well you know my boss Bob you know it's the telephone that."

" teleprompters they just get out of control sometimes. -- Because sometimes that teleprompter. Try to screw you."

" And today is no one got friendly enough to watch David Letterman moon. --"

" That's beyond moon -- That's moving into Josh from Vermont territory saying that about a fourteen year old girl."

" We good to finally so infuriated on the radio I'm Steve says David Letterman you -- funny hall I'm 35 Emmys I've never seen -- be funny."

" Again I'm going to have to plead. Plead ignorance because -- watched the show for so long but people say that. You know the only time he's been funny recently. Was before Johnny Carson died for some reason Johnny Carson like them a lot I think Johnny Carson wished that he had succeeded. Letterman had succeeded him rather than Leno and Johnny Carson used to send him jokes and right after Johnny Carson died as a sort of attribute Letterman did this whole monologue. Did not say in where the jokes came from that at the very end so I got all those jokes you feel like a monologue all those jokes came from Johnny Carson just as you lay dying he. He I was able to still come up with good. Topical material. And now Johnny won't be down for breakfast then. Look Letterman is reduced to making us sick just statutory rape fantasies about fourteen year old girls."

" One awkward moment for Sarah Palin of the Yankee game. During the seventh inning her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. "

" That audience is pretty sick you know offer referrals they do is they they will laugh -- that I mean that that was allowed that was a lot bigger. Bigger response than Obama was getting today we were talking about nationalizing healthcare in the midwest."

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" That would put Sarah Palin of the first dude don't be concerned about David Letterman he's just an angry old man and a coward."

" It is out of -- left either. The CA is CA I don't know old bald white men like they say there what are the leaders of the Republican Party he's close to being -- as it could be just a comb over doesn't I would say he does. Okay be caller number six right now at 6179311680. That's 6179311680. And when a one year subscription. To uncle Henry's. Formally. But want that color number six right now at 617931. 1680. OK we come back we'll have with -- she's surety answer your questions about the TV industry you'll be right back with us. 187746943220."