Chumpline 5/27/09

" Always win when you -- convicted -- they've had a bicycle she would really be political really the -- that excuse -- when you go to Florida upon being hit second home. 020 boy I tell you all bicycle."

" Only to ride down to the end of the island they never take it out studying cult or. I never I never taken on in the trips to local community college likened to go for a fourteen ounce. Bottle of ketchup."

" Given that game. Felt more like Brooke -- hit me."

" I don't remember the context in which race of which during which I said that."

" Witness I would -- driver's licenses outlawed only hope hardware at least violin that's what you get bored kids mileage. And they ought to get go but up."

" I wonder if they're gonna make people not smile on their mug shots. As you know I it's it's come. To a point where I think. Lawyers give advice to their clients are they going to surrender themselves to smile. When they're on the mug shot because it makes it less likely the mug shot will be used against them. And now on the Internet. Like Rush Limbaugh that Maria they have the mug shot taken he had this big bullied -- grin on his face. -- you'll see -- and you'll see that mug charred nearly as often as as you what otherwise if he had had a ups around."

" They have always a little bit moon bad bill that called. Baby pictures right exactly back him on the head and I don't count I have been looking at."

" They actually got it be an email from someone who claimed to be bill's wife and she says he's been real bounce since he got bounced source. Downsized and when his company. -- outsourced his job to Indian February. -- he -- he said she said that he was gonna he said before the show McAuliffe Howie and I try to make a big stink this afternoon. But -- so when the nurse call. He was jumping up and down and she hadn't seen him that excited and weeks and she thanked me for putting up what I -- think you're being played by somebody can not quite sure how mrs. bill guy you're. Personally email. That's okay. I don't carry -- bestseller on the story. -- way what do you make trade -- want to make trouble for me so you know what I'll make a little trouble for him. I kind of doubt he has a wife Lucy in the dollar I think about it."

" I have two words for the value added tax for in market opens. Any other details."

" I have three words for you yard sale police. All of freedom mockup up. Official wait another well these are more like trash police in the city of Boston right guys creeping around. The giving you take that somebody somebody throws a bag of trash on free Europe building because they know in Europe have trash pick up the next day. In the the trash police come around to give you a ticket for putting out your trash too early. That's what these people are going to be like. So can you imagine Nina version of -- NASA crews and through looking for people who are trying to scam that -- police. What a nightmare. These boobs city it is true though that we deserve the government that we get since we do have the right to choose as it feels like his old I don't know what I did to -- this -- You who did what she voted for Obama are what you did to deserve this."

" The -- and it's not Obama's term branding Adam bold and in my pockets."

" Yes it is exactly."

" Okay illegal aliens are met bill I -- it would be hey you know what they forward to convert our personnel group they're using a female whatever. -- Well but -- and."

" You don't want to leave them want to leave the building tonight or rather see Elvis than an illegal aliens but I have a feeling which one I'm gonna -- We're gonna do most nights."

" Always. What a great way to get the economy going again and get people out shop being able bodied big game. -- bad at national sales."

" I couldn't believe when I wrote in the Washington Post story that it's it's being promoted as a way to get people into the malls because they're gonna be so afraid of the prices going through the roof."

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" Yeah oh lead this is -- oil wells within the miracle of modern medicine I've recently become a Latino woman and I'll tell you my brain activity -- a whole lot different than what I was old white guys below."

" It's it's the writ richness of your experience -- tonight I dare say that in a few few years anyway you'll be a lot. Richer in so many ways for having become -- a woman rather that a dirty old white guy. --"

" Big cloud of smoke I'm gonna pick up the value that it's accurate it's going to put out of nowhere and."

" I'm gonna make my world and to what -- loans."

" You know how many people coming in here eat only -- Kallis on Tuesday night's. I'm thinking he charged interest feed outcome of the vat tax."

" I'd prefer to keep the admission price and it's the same low level but it's always been. And just not worry about a value added tax -- that would be mighty distinct preference."

" It's. What about that that there's value added expense. They're gonna plug -- like paper view then it's enough so good and good theft and criminal buddies and -- else."

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" All these issues come on -- wouldn't miracle of modern medicine I have recently become a Latino woman and I'll tell you my belief that given the whole lot different don't want I would go white --"

" I was remember those those two guys and -- from melted the names -- Quinn. And they were having a problem getting on the Boston fire department for the usual reasons and so one of -- was -- a yard sale and we saw this picture this -- that picture of some old Mexican or Indian woman. But a hundred years old. And so we bought it for like a quarter. And then decided that he and his brother were going to become Hispanics. Benefiting one question and they're gonna say this is a picture my grandmother you tell me I'm not you know part Mexican are part Indian or something. Part Latino. And it worked it worked for a long time it worked for about five or ten years and then finally they cracked down and the -- Brothers were back in the dreaded private sector."

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" Yeah my ex wife was brought up by dogs. Who. But the male men hated there."

" I've a feeling that story is as phony as a three dollar bill the more I think about it. And it's not the first. You know -- child's story to come out of these tank yeah I -- EKUSSR. All the old USSR. How many of them prove to be true in the sandy actually quite a few good -- you've got if you step text pictures of any other Rumanian orphans orphanages they had a few of America and there was pretty unpleasant. They -- jungle book characters that mean they didn't you know stealing from trees but they bark. That part because they've been hanging went you know dogs but even -- bar. You can hang dogs 300 monkeys W coached. Tiny Nelson. I was so all the movies -- Johnny white small limited ship noises not really should. You you're watching after -- met Jane and you know she taught him a few things. She is still it. We're only be achieved on the show for an interview cheetahs still around what the last of the old V movie stars of the sort of cheetah smokes that's -- eighty years old hasn't kill them has a how does she think they've figured if you just sold what the -- you can have a cigar does she death. Stand on the increase in the tobacco taxes at the federal level I want to know. You know the first summer -- cheat on a generalize you yelled at me thome is no way in hell am -- could still be alive I mean you -- about the whole thing and you're not serious. Torture should be on -- dead or alive what's the meaning you see he is a movie star of sorts but. He's not a human beings. I'm sorry I'm sorry -- there relieve irritates the Peta people let's -- speech as far as the animal rights activists are concerned but. That's the way I feel about it."