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Chumpline on 5/22/09
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Chumpline on 5/22/09

Published:Fri, 22 May 2009
Description:This is the chumpline from Friday, May 22, 2009.
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" Never podcast when you're -- bad habits that you can -- members hey it's. A good."

" Now that's what that's the lesson that mister weeks forgot. And Alan Gainesville Florida the other today he's now he's pushing up daisies."

" Yeah I remember back in 73. -- and clearly not a big clue why didn't -- it brings. We have to look at -- newspaper and he's put that in addition there was closed so far left guy named studio wouldn't have to."

" I today I prefer the Internet there reliant on the San Francisco Examiner's. Early edition for -- news. Believe me you don't value you have a young corporate snipers."

" I'm now it is always I know it's good."

" How pleased I am quite jealous of your command of the English language."

" What -- it's one of those words I never use I know what it means but I just don't use a very often and mighty Daley's speech -- of the English language. Appears to be a lot of words you don't use in your everyday vernacular. That's correct I do use the move from word vernacular though occasionally."

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" That's our new distribution centers in Wellesley Massachusetts you see. The price is right isn't it stop complaining."

" It's. I hate when people of color and pick at the last minute. I have thought that was on today and a man I had to interview an independent. Obama failed to man --"

" Did you send out for -- Mr. President that's all I want to know."

" So Obama think. Credit card agreement -- too complicated and difficult to understand. Thank you could put the IRS and charger writing up the -- and."

" Wonders Tim Geithner pays its credit card bills we know it doesn't -- is taxes."

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" Because the what he's talking about -- that I have a choice. Of getting a hip replacement alone in a way that -- true. About that would give me. A real reason to take off some -- justify going to war better it's easier to rehab. It's easier to work too I get back on my feet if I have less more work on me so that's why I'm going to lose the weight."

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" Pop. It is -- plug de Beers tonight -- sale wasn't going to be here all next week I did not save that. I did not say because I'm going to be here next week I'm gonna just not be here on mountain. And today I daresay most of you weren't listening to me right now or not working yourselves from. On Monday. It's a memorial. Today."

" I think -- direct correlation between this same poll numbers going up. In the current vice president unique and wonderful."

" That's how I love the fact that Barack is PO it Joe Biden and again. What exactly. Did Barack Obama think he was getting. When he picked Joe Biden other than a complete nit -- I don't think -- Donnie is getting Dan Quayle I really don't think he's got. The end Quayle this guy's worse than Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle at least kept his mouth shut most of -- time now -- quail had a couple long you've forgotten -- and Quayle had a cut at a bad a couple of weeks this guy never stops."

" Bill I'll -- the coach so rallies are held to negotiate that person does help button -- it because. That's pretty much their -- these days anyone over seventy."

" We tell you any newspaper welcomes any reader who's willing to put down a block. To pick up at the -- is the sheet doesn't matter what your ages."

" Dick Cheney doesn't have a big -- Number they're trying to placate somebody."

" I'm just saying I don't think she needs to be in the headlines I don't think she really gets a charge out of seeing himself on cable news being ripped up by. Whatever nit -- posters on that night on MSNBC. Getting I don't know that was -- your point now lessons. I think he was you know it's currently view over -- miss arguments pronunciation of the word placate. Placate placate who cares. -- trying to placate anybody."

" That was your last jumped line message thank you for calling -- retired U. --"

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