Police Blotter Friday on 5/22/09

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" Bangkok shopper add to care for supermarket is this -- over the sweeping the world and we got to put it into list passing arguably over the Boston fire department is drunk on duty sometimes a shopper -- care for a supermarket had an embarrassing journey home after a thief stole his trousers while he was on the toilet. In the cubicle he took off his trousers and play that's a serious -- on the floor behind the -- why would you take up your pants and put them on the floor behind the toilet is Larry -- When he finishes business who look down to find his trousers had suddenly vanished and his trousers pocket or his mobile phone and wallet containing 800. Box in cash his driver's license and ID card as well other important documents. -- the report did not give details on how I was able to get to the police to issue with no money and no trousers apparently. The F kindness of strangers new Hyde park New York police in downstate New York said they were searching for a burglar at an -- store. When the suspect fell through false ceiling and landed at their feet."

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" And we're told the suspect was still outside police the boroughs -- biggest targets are very -- Troy in nineteen we want some free frames. Get -- just. That but if a police slams the need. Fond du Lac, Wisconsin -- like police want to talk to the man who was twice attempted to still foam and displays from inside local gas stations. "

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" This is from. -- icon not -- a man had his head like Psycho and not gone and we're well I'm assuming Thailand. A man had it had blown off while watching an annual homemade rocket festival the victim is -- with the victim -- trans."

" Show -- to have. Portico chose to have a few drinks while watching the -- that the firework fireworks go off and a cordoned area. After pushing through a large crowd of villagers the arms. -- three rockets went off to a strait up won awards for these guys they were hanging out drinking younger guys are able to jump aside. But the older man. Didn't and he fell backward into the -- when they pulled them out they were shocked to discover that he had no head. So. Okay. That was extremely -- made by the PVC pipe he was ashamed he was killed by a rocket but he was no rocket scientists. Not even little okay -- the two -- all winners the first one. -- detective bundles bank raid. A detective this looks like it's from com. From Germany. A detective was arrested for robbing a bank without a mask -- using his police issue pistol and making his get away in an unmarked patrol car. Your director who stole 8000 pounds from the bank and Biden -- to -- in Germany. He said he had severe financial problems want to solve them quickly but there are other ways of dealing with financial problems he may as well just watching the bank told them his name a way to please define -- app store it's it's hard to imagine a more inept robbery. And police questioned the -- I mean. All lose -- things. Apparently he didn't this one okay Tallahassee Florida. Bone headed prison guards zapped dozens of children with stun guns. And expose him to tear gas as part of an ill conceived take your sons and daughters to work day. And the three Florida prisons last month total of 43 children. Word directly and indirectly shocked shocked by electric stun guns during simultaneous take your sons and daughters to work day is really having take your sons and daughters to work they can't get -- what was the -- daughter she got snapped the -- the bizarre description of kids being exposed to tear gas. And shocked while holding hands in a circle were revealed during a press conference yesterday by the State's prisons chief. Oh cats and these guys are in charge of keeping me from bad guys men."