The Chump Line 4-7-09

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" I I meant to say that the that was my mistake as I said there was in the hobby actually there was -- France and divisive and I apologize. Well that was unusual."

" You apologize I normally just sneer at you haven't been -- sport out. Nobody does it says straws portrayal I know what dunks. -- just sport France I understand I haven't been totally to go anywhere they don't speak Austrians."

" I wonder what either one no wonder. Good food from the book of just."

" And guess what they're all getting booted from the book of life. The book of life is. Stevie Flemmi used the college they hit parade who's on the hit parade the -- of life is now they hit parade -- explain to people at the book elect says who haven't been listening to fix the book of life they call it the list of its list of people who were guaranteed supposedly guaranteed lifetime jobs by the Taylor family. When they sold the Boston Globe to the New York Times for one point one million dollars back in the early nineties. And there's still over 300 people on the book of life whoever lifetime guarantees. Then some of the data in the globally media's full of deadwood visa this is the deadliest of the dead were. The -- that's on this lest they edit them once they give up there their seniority they're they're going to go through the air like gay. Like a holier cutting. Bulldozer. In the Amazon rainforest."

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" I'm look at the globe in the big twelve African Promos and that's why you clean government -- can create quite fun attack. -- can't think it'd good I. All outward qualified multiple problems of all I can tell you don't I think it's not what the best of them. Well I have to cut my polling data don't."

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" Prediction in now until I. Jay from Chelsey was saying yesterday why doesn't the globe just raise the price of the paper to five bucks -- you know the moon bats are always talking about out. You raise the tolls it's hey it's only the cost of a cup of coffee you're the cost of a Turkey CM which -- You know the global mean you need to save and you're gonna save the moon bats does that. You know if you raise the price. And sure enough today. Meet meet. It absurd happened. The reality trumped. Fiction from the globe has raised the price outside the city now to. 150. Starting next month so much is the Sunday paper candidate for box it's gonna go from 250 to four box apparently. This or box. Are you just are you kidding me and it's and it's like 113. 14 the size it used to -- You know why arrested buying newspaper like -- a painting project just to throw underneath whatever I was doing that as it -- expensive divide drop cloth them."

" Fined and you know when you're you're not you're not supporting. An odious crew of people who whose only agenda is sodomy and socialism when you buy a drop --"

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" I guess. -- globe. Financial guru Elaine at university of that I have had missed having that built and paid for certain demand -- product. And and treat them -- We'd do it says its quantity demanded we've -- there are pretty good man."

" There was an economics major media and underpants and they taught me the same thing actually I thought I think. Common sense teaches you that -- we do need to take an economics course there yeah. New Orleans is a major and raise -- titles if you raise the price of everything. He Borger Mumbai L last summer."

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" As bush said the globe is approaching Saturday Night Live territory here who. With there're there -- actions would mean they would take heart of stone not to laugh at the book of life in the the price increases and all the moon bats turning on one another I think they pass that in Atlanta in gone into Monty python -- the book of life. What's that tree that fake tree at Disney World who followed that -- is the tree of life as a trailer life. The moment a -- show inside yeah election write the tree of life. I wonder if they could you know put the I want to -- since we said the list down there will post which -- believe the book of life on the tree of life."

" So great now we know what can you talk -- and I feel for another whole year. Well you know -- you can have brought about some -- should be improved that you spent so much Shaq but don't hate him within the last five years that I really and the thank if you have not. And -- big."

" Does being a member of the alumni association count could remember of the alumni association -- the last five years -- attack. Yeah I did okay they know they're covered. Then they want me in real life member but I sell you all want it was to get the man in the the names and addresses and phone numbers of a few people have lost contact with so I only with the -- only join for a year."

" Hey -- quite good really good good I'm proud that I didn't issue an appropriate thing Ivy League want to involve."

" I don't want to be an Ivy League among and I really want to be -- Think very I'm just one of those things I. I saw I read a story today and you don't with the -- the same time I would have been -- Former New York Times the former New York Times reporter. Now on investment banker and and basically the Boston General Motors C isn't he isn't he eminently qualified to run General Motors for Barack. A former New York Times reporter. Hey I've got an idea what isn't GM raise the prices of all their cars just like the New York Times is done with the Boston Globe who were working equally well for GM is it's gonna work for the globe."

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" I can tell you I can tell you very you have information. There has -- crew did considering suicide call the samaritans should I don't -- the number on me but go by the board -- right there."

" They didn't Obama have a big -- one a -- clear though you don't speak out against them when. Boy it's good looking for the -- I'm."

" I thought that was standard policy for politicians you weren't supposed to was Biggio all of the United States once you world left the country."

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" I bought. Tina my youngest dollar ticket she likes she likes Carolina she's the basketball player in the family. I EI have Bob Ward and the guy from my Ben and Jerry's and parks where he was out in Vegas he went to the flamingo. Agenda bought a ten dollar ticket last fall. So why I know so didn't she the first thing this morning she said where's my 25 bucks. And he said I gave a tour I gave -- and I'll -- well. I'll Colette I'll just give the ticket the mob and get the money from him later brought."

" There actually -- these whole image is boom. Feel good -- better content includes ten -- boom. -- you know they want to read it's they can feel good it's just the way. And they're he didn't notice -- some food and their -- Well on their own money bags and being. They didn't says guys and then. Edwards."

" As he was -- mostly a little Bob Dylan -- highway 61 revisited. -- the globe news room and also the globe classifieds. Classified ads at the department of thousand telephones the don't rings. Can you tell me where I can get rid of these bags."

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" So I wonder wonder why no wonder who's. Got booted from the book."

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